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LanHikari10
01/06/18 2:57:24 PM
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Let's appreciate one of GameFAQs's best posters, moderators, and most importantly usernames in existence.
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literal_garbage
01/06/18 2:58:07 PM
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Yeah right
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Letron_James
01/06/18 2:58:27 PM
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New phone who dis?
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DeanAuryn
01/06/18 2:58:36 PM
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I don't get it.
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Gamer99z
01/06/18 2:59:16 PM
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Still the best username any mod has.
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LanHikari10
01/06/18 2:59:53 PM
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cAPITALISATION
01/06/18 3:02:17 PM
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I remember when I first introduced ne14a6t9r to my grandfather.

"Careful," I said quietly to ne14a6t9r. "My grandfather is very old. Please honor him, and be gentle with this old fella's brittle bones."

ne14a6t9r approached my grandfather and extended his hand. "How do you do, old eye-talian," he said to my grandfather (who we call Peep Pop). I held my breath, hoping that introducing my Peep Pop to ne14a6t9r would not be a mistake. Peep Pop extended his bony, quivering hand to meet ne14a6t9r's, but all of a sudden I noticed a mischievous look in ne14a6t9r's eyes.

"Don't do it, Peep Pop!" I howled, but it was too late. ne14a6t9r grabbed his hand and crushed it, breaking every one of Peep Pop's decrepit fingers. "Ya snooze ya lose, old man!" ne14a6t9r exclaimed, giddy with power.

He ran over to my Peep Pop's bookcase, where he began wildly looking through his books. He eventually found my Peep Pop's baseball card collection in its trading card book and took it off the shelf.

"Let's see," ne14a6t9r mused, as he flipped through the pages. He stopped when he saw Peep Pop's prized possession, a rare Hank Aaron baseball card. "Who is this dusty old geezer?" ne14a6t9r said, as he tore the card in half.

At this point, I was paralyzed with fear and disbelief, and my Peep Pop was in the deepest pain I had ever seen. He began to smash his left hand to match his broken right hand, and was screaming out "Hank, my boy," in memorial of his ruined card.

"ne14a6t9r, that's enough," I said, fighting back tears. "This dirty old man has learned his lesson to exist in the same room as you. Please spare him." ne14a6t9r looked back at me with a delirious smile.

"I'm not done yet."

He ran over to my grandfather's candy dish and pulled out all the Werther's Originals and cough drops and other things that old people consider candy and shoved them in Peep Pop's mouth. He then grabbed my Peep Pop's Congressional Medal of Freedom (which was awarded to him for killing the most civilians in the Vietnam War) and beamed it at Peep Pop's head, sending my Peep Pop to the Shadow Realm.

ne14a6t9r then left, making me have to take care of my own Peep Pop's funeral pyre and forge my name into his will all by myself.

tl;dr - ne14a6t9r does not resepct elders
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LanHikari10
01/06/18 3:06:09 PM
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cAPITALISATION
01/06/18 3:17:13 PM
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LanHikari10 posted...
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Literally what.

Would you like me to repeat myself?
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Gamer99z
01/06/18 3:18:37 PM
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cAPITALISATION posted...
LanHikari10 posted...
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Literally what.

Would you like me to repeat myself?

Yes please
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Jetblackmoon
01/06/18 3:18:51 PM
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Lmao what the fuck did I just read?
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ne14a6t9r
01/06/18 7:38:00 PM
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Wow Lan, thanks! I don't think I'm all of the things you listed, but I'll take it >_>

So umm, is there cake?
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HighOnSolar
01/06/18 7:42:54 PM
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i don't get the name tbh
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gnomefromnome
01/06/18 7:46:02 PM
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Im just here for the cake
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Luigi and Tails
01/06/18 7:49:59 PM
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...did you lose a bet Lan?
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REMercsChamp
01/06/18 7:51:20 PM
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What does the name mean? Does someone have a Nerd to English dictionary?
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Gamer99z
01/06/18 8:17:45 PM
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HighOnSolar posted...
i don't get the name tbh

REMercsChamp posted...
What does the name mean? Does someone have a Nerd to English dictionary?


Anyone for a 69er? He's literally just asking if anyone wants to 69 lol.
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HighOnSolar
01/06/18 8:18:17 PM
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LanHikari10
01/06/18 8:18:33 PM
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ne14a6t9r posted...
Wow Lan, thanks! I don't think I'm all of the things you listed, but I'll take it >_>

So umm, is there cake?

Yup.

Five different kinds and waffles too.

HighOnSolar posted...
i don't get the name tbh

;)

gnomefromnome posted...
Im just here for the cake

wow

Luigi and Tails posted...
...did you lose a bet Lan?

Hmmmm nahhhh.

REMercsChamp posted...
What does the name mean? Does someone have a Nerd to English dictionary?

;)
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REMercsChamp
01/06/18 8:25:47 PM
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Gamer99z posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
i don't get the name tbh

REMercsChamp posted...
What does the name mean? Does someone have a Nerd to English dictionary?


Anyone for a 69er? He's literally just asking if anyone wants to 69 lol.

Wow, if I were 12 years old I'd think this guy was really cool
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LanHikari10
01/06/18 8:31:11 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
Gamer99z posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
i don't get the name tbh

REMercsChamp posted...
What does the name mean? Does someone have a Nerd to English dictionary?


Anyone for a 69er? He's literally just asking if anyone wants to 69 lol.

Wow, if I were 12 years old I'd think this guy was really cool

Hey ne1 is a cool dude.
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Evthean
01/07/18 1:54:36 AM
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*appreciates*
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LanHikari10
01/07/18 11:55:45 AM
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cAPITALISATION
01/07/18 4:14:42 PM
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I would like cake, please.
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ne14a6t9r
01/07/18 8:29:25 PM
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We need to set records, Tank. We're only at like 2070 posts or something now?
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