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R0ttedHorror
01/04/18 5:37:16 PM
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This dude is trying to sue his ex gf cause she didnt pay for the dog he gave her before they broke up. He brings his CURRENT gf in as a witness.
He admits he stole the dog once when he went to visit the ex and when she got in the shower he took the dog and left. Then brought it back the next day

Judge judy asked the exgf if she took a shower when he went to visit. She said yes. Judge judy asked why. The exgf said they had sex. Judge judy asked the current gf if that was okay with her. Current gf said no.

Judge judy looked at the dude and said you are a liar and a cheater and apparrently a bad theif. Then dismissed the case. Everyone was exiting and he said im still taking the dog back.
She stopped everybody and asked him to repeat himself. Then he back talked and she took away him and his gfs plane ticket back to washington.

I was like damn
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DarkChozoGhost
01/04/18 5:44:01 PM
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That's not "great television." It's garbage
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R0ttedHorror
01/04/18 5:45:14 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
That's not "great television." It's garbage


Funnier than 90% of actual comedy shows.
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SageHarpuia
01/04/18 5:45:20 PM
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I'm watching that right now lol
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R0ttedHorror
01/04/18 5:46:21 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
I'm watching that right now lol


Did you see that episode?? His exgf has blue hair
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SageHarpuia
01/04/18 5:48:05 PM
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The other day a woman was suing her ex husband. The guy brought in his girlfriend as a witness. Later she learned that he was still married to his second wife and she stared at his girlfriend.
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SageHarpuia
01/04/18 5:48:33 PM
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Yeah I'm watching that episode right now
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Superlinkbro
01/04/18 5:49:53 PM
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R0ttedHorror posted...
Funnier than 90% of actual comedy shows.

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R0ttedHorror
01/04/18 5:50:00 PM
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Lmaooo bringing in new SO is not a good idea in Judge Judys court!
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Caution999
01/04/18 5:50:30 PM
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Judge Judy is the best
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R0ttedHorror
01/04/18 5:50:32 PM
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Superlinkbro posted...
R0ttedHorror posted...
Funnier than 90% of actual comedy shows.

NNcG9JY


See like that. What is that rick and morty or someshit. No.
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SageHarpuia
01/04/18 5:52:02 PM
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That's Edgeworth from the Ace Attorney series, albeit crudely drawn
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WilliamPorygon
01/04/18 5:53:53 PM
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I wish she would retire already. It was funny the first couple years, but the mean judge bit is way past its prime.
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MagnusX
01/04/18 5:54:31 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
That's not "great television." It's garbage
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SageHarpuia
01/04/18 5:54:51 PM
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I actually think she's mellowed out a bit
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Howl
01/04/18 5:55:20 PM
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R0ttedHorror posted...
This dude is trying to sue his ex gf cause she didnt pay for the dog he gave her before they broke up. He brings his CURRENT gf in as a witness.
He admits he stole the dog once when he went to visit the ex and when she got in the shower he took the dog and left. Then brought it back the next day

Judge judy asked the exgf if she took a shower when he went to visit. She said yes. Judge judy asked why. The exgf said they had sex. Judge judy asked the current gf if that was okay with her. Current gf said no.

Judge judy looked at the dude and said you are a liar and a cheater and apparrently a bad theif. Then dismissed the case. Everyone was exiting and he said im still taking the dog back.
She stopped everybody and asked him to repeat himself. Then he back talked and she took away him and his gfs plane ticket back to washington.

I was like damn


That's hilariously fake. "Oh yeah you wanna back talk me, the show won't pay for your plane ticket," as if they hadn't already signed an agreement to do that before the show was recorded.
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R0ttedHorror
01/04/18 5:56:24 PM
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Howl posted...
R0ttedHorror posted...
This dude is trying to sue his ex gf cause she didnt pay for the dog he gave her before they broke up. He brings his CURRENT gf in as a witness.
He admits he stole the dog once when he went to visit the ex and when she got in the shower he took the dog and left. Then brought it back the next day

Judge judy asked the exgf if she took a shower when he went to visit. She said yes. Judge judy asked why. The exgf said they had sex. Judge judy asked the current gf if that was okay with her. Current gf said no.

Judge judy looked at the dude and said you are a liar and a cheater and apparrently a bad theif. Then dismissed the case. Everyone was exiting and he said im still taking the dog back.
She stopped everybody and asked him to repeat himself. Then he back talked and she took away him and his gfs plane ticket back to washington.

I was like damn


That's hilariously fake. "Oh yeah you wanna back talk me, the show won't pay for your plane ticket," as if they hadn't already signed an agreement to do that before the show was recorded.


She mentions the contract while she was yelling.
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_Goggalor_
01/04/18 5:57:35 PM
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Guy my mom knows was on the show. He was being charged for shooting his neighbors cat with an arrow by accident when he mistook it for a racoon. She chewed him out and charged him damages, it was glorious.
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SageHarpuia
01/04/18 5:57:58 PM
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Come to think of it she threatened to take away someone's plane ticket the other day too. I wonder if the contract changed
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Zack_Attackv1
01/04/18 6:15:53 PM
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Um is NOT an answer!
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KFHEWUI
01/04/18 7:16:01 PM
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pikachupwnage
01/04/18 7:23:24 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Come to think of it she threatened to take away someone's plane ticket the other day too. I wonder if the contract changed


Could be possible there is a clause in the contract with certain privileges(such as plane tickets and the money for appearing on the show) contingent on good behavior and abiding by her ruling.
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KFHEWUI
01/04/18 7:28:49 PM
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AlCalavicci
01/04/18 7:41:29 PM
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I love this show so much. Haven't watched it in a while but I used to watch it every day at like 4-5pm or something like that when I was home. I am seriously a Judy mark.

I remember one episode where there was a dispute over who owned some dog. I don't remember if it was the Defendant or the Plaintiff but Judy them to bring the dog into the courtroom, the dog started flipping out excited to see it's rightful owner, and the guy got his dog back. It was really nice :)
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SageHarpuia
01/04/18 7:44:42 PM
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She bought a dog from a plaintiff once
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Vicious_Dios
01/04/18 7:47:28 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Lku65BQDk

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Damn_Underscore
01/04/18 7:48:42 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxuqIcq8g2s

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brandunh11
01/04/18 7:48:50 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
I love this show so much. Haven't watched it in a while but I used to watch it every day at like 4-5pm or something like that when I was home. I am seriously a Judy mark.

I remember one episode where there was a dispute over who owned some dog. I don't remember if it was the Defendant or the Plaintiff but Judy them to bring the dog into the courtroom, the dog started flipping out excited to see it's rightful owner, and the guy got his dog back. It was really nice :)


I was actually thinking about that episode a few weeks ago. I think the dog was lost for a period of time and the new owners found it but wouldn't give it back to the rightful owner. As soon as the dog saw his original owner in the courtroom, he started flipping out with joy. It was a cool moment.

Here's the vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG0a6Oy7rfA

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TheGrindery
01/04/18 7:49:52 PM
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Being a bigger bitch than necessary for the sake of ratings is fucked up. Court shouldn't be on TV as a show. News stations following trials is the exception.
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R0ttedHorror
01/04/18 7:53:51 PM
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TheGrindery posted...
Being a bigger bitch than necessary for the sake of ratings is fucked up. Court shouldn't be on TV as a show. News stations following trials is the exception.


I disagree. Small claims court is awesome
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AlCalavicci
01/04/18 11:21:50 PM
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brandunh11 posted...
AlCalavicci posted...
I love this show so much. Haven't watched it in a while but I used to watch it every day at like 4-5pm or something like that when I was home. I am seriously a Judy mark.

I remember one episode where there was a dispute over who owned some dog. I don't remember if it was the Defendant or the Plaintiff but Judy them to bring the dog into the courtroom, the dog started flipping out excited to see it's rightful owner, and the guy got his dog back. It was really nice :)


I was actually thinking about that episode a few weeks ago. I think the dog was lost for a period of time and the new owners found it but wouldn't give it back to the rightful owner. As soon as the dog saw his original owner in the courtroom, he started flipping out with joy. It was a cool moment.

Here's the vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG0a6Oy7rfA


That's the one! Very cool
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Thrillwell
01/04/18 11:33:51 PM
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Judy gets 47 million per year...

she doesn't give a fuck if you like her show or not

her sushi lunch tastes exactly the same

Judy>YOU
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ZCheveyo
01/04/18 11:39:13 PM
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My uncle and cousin went to her show. They got chewed out for being idiots....same cousin that was always causing trouble in the family until he got what was coming to him.

Someone on CE helped me find a video of it once, but I don't know where it is now.
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Ushiromiya
01/04/18 11:42:06 PM
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TheGrindery posted...
Being a bigger b**** than necessary for the sake of ratings is f***ed up

Part of it may be for the ratings, but I'm sure most of that attitude came from her years as a family court judge
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ultimate reaver
01/04/18 11:42:41 PM
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car crash junk tv
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Ushiromiya
01/05/18 7:25:49 PM
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bump

Judge Sheindlin is a respectable human being.
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Omnislasher
01/05/18 7:27:34 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
That's not "great television." It's garbage
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