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ssj3vegeta
01/01/18 7:33:10 PM
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quinntotheflinn
01/01/18 7:35:34 PM
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Kanaya413
01/01/18 7:41:59 PM
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Idk about homemade but you can use electric toothbrush as a vibe/dildo
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Raikuro
01/01/18 7:48:12 PM
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I've never been interested in any sex toys/accessories. Prefer just seeing a fwb if deeding isn't enough.
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ssj3vegeta
01/01/18 7:57:52 PM
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synth_real
01/01/18 9:07:42 PM
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I own enough to fill a laundry basket. Seriously, I've spent thousands of dollars on them
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CruelBuffalo
01/01/18 9:09:30 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Idk about homemade but you can use electric toothbrush as a vibe/dildo

I did not pay good money to use my toothbrush to Play with the devil
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CoolBeansAvl
01/01/18 9:13:21 PM
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MegaTech
01/01/18 9:24:05 PM
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Lol, he needs a shinjo @CoolBeansAvl
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ssj3vegeta
01/01/18 10:30:38 PM
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synth_real posted...
I own enough to fill a laundry basket. Seriously, I've spent thousands of dollars on them

why so many?

do you find different ones or are dey all similar or what?

MegaTech posted...
Lol, he needs a shinjo @CoolBeansAvl

whats dat
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CoolBeansAvl
01/01/18 10:33:53 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
whats dat

It's made out of all natural materials, and custom made for your body
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synth_real
01/01/18 10:36:09 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
why so many?

do you find different ones or are dey all similar or what?

Many different varieties and sizes, although there's also many cases where I was disappointed with something I bought. I have a toolbox that's become the toy graveyard, it's full of broken vibrators. Cheap sex toys are made with cheap rubber, and it actually breaks down over time. The bottom of the toolbox is covered in a nasty slime from all the toys in it degrading, they were all clean when I put them in, now they're all starting to melt into each other. This is why these days, I only buy stuff in silicone, glass, or stainless steel.
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CiIantro
01/01/18 10:39:40 PM
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3 dildos and 3 fleshjacks. My Brent Corrigan dildo is my favorite. Feels great.
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ssj3vegeta2
01/02/18 3:01:05 PM
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Kaname_Madoka
01/02/18 3:03:00 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Idk about homemade but you can use electric toothbrush as a vibe/dildo

Do NOT do this Vegy, it will slip into your asshole and you will be forever known as that one psycho who had to go to the hospital for sticking a toothbrush up his intestines.

Just use a finger for now, you'll be tight anyways

Make sure to lube
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ssj3vegeta2
01/02/18 3:05:07 PM
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synth_real
01/02/18 3:25:58 PM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Which are better, da vagina or penis ones

I have a butthole fleshlight, it needs more lube than a real butthole and then I have to wash it out afterward. More work than they're worth, I'd much rather stick things in my butthole instead.
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philsov
01/02/18 3:37:59 PM
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synth_real posted...
More work than they're worth, I'd much rather stick things in my butthole instead.


Isn't cleaning out for buttstuff beforehand also a big hassle?

ssj3vegeta posted...
why so many?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqEmAsUXVJY


"big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist, a flick of the wrist, is what the showman said"

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That said, homemade ones are inferior on a variety of fronts including pleasure, safety, and stability. Literally just get over yourself* and pay the money for a premade one. The mailman doesn't give a shit and nor does the person at the counter pending your vending method of choice.

Edit -- my bad. *tell your friend to literally get over him/her-self
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ImaAskAQuestion
01/02/18 3:49:00 PM
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Good ole bicurious Vegy strikes again!
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Wetterdew
01/02/18 3:53:00 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
anyone have a list of gay users, dere should be a list tbh

I have tagged all the ones I've seen. Is there a place I can go to view all my tags?
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ssj3vegeta2
01/02/18 4:00:40 PM
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synth_real posted...
ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Which are better, da vagina or penis ones

I have a butthole fleshlight, it needs more lube than a real butthole and then I have to wash it out afterward. More work than they're worth, I'd much rather stick things in my butthole instead.

You don't use dem at da same time or can you finish with just butt ones?

philsov posted...
That said, homemade ones are inferior on a variety of fronts including pleasure, safety, and stability. Literally just get over yourself* and pay the money for a premade one. The mailman doesn't give a shit and nor does the person at the counter pending your vending method of choice.

Edit -- my bad. *tell your friend to literally get over him/her-self

What if my friends neighbors get dem by accident

ImaAskAQuestion posted...
Good ole bicurious Vegy strikes again!

Say I'm straight

Wetterdew posted...
ssj3vegeta posted...
anyone have a list of gay users, dere should be a list tbh

I have tagged all the ones I've seen. Is there a place I can go to view all my tags?

Yea in your profile, the place where you have your friends list
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MegaTech
01/02/18 4:11:01 PM
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Lol, ima be blown if im on that guys list
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Foppe
01/02/18 4:11:56 PM
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Bad Dragon got everything you need.
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Kanaya413
01/02/18 4:12:00 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Idk about homemade but you can use electric toothbrush as a vibe/dildo

I did not pay good money to use my toothbrush to Play with the devil

I find the vibration function on my teeth uncomfortable so I just use a regular one for that lol
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_Near_
01/02/18 4:12:06 PM
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CoolBeansAvl posted...
ssj3vegeta posted...
whats dat

It's made out of all natural materials, and custom made for your body


yeah, just don't put it in the dishwasher
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philsov
01/02/18 4:32:28 PM
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MegaTech posted...
Lol, ima be blown if im on that guys list


yeah you are~

ssj3vegeta2 posted...
What if my friends neighbors get dem by accident


Then those neighbors are gonna have a great time without said friend.
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synth_real
01/02/18 4:40:12 PM
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philsov posted...
Isn't cleaning out for buttstuff beforehand also a big hassle?

Not really, I generally eat at least a decent diet so all I have to do is make I've gone to the bathroom. If I have the shits, I just skip it for a day or two.
ssj3vegeta2 posted...
You don't use dem at da same time or can you finish with just butt ones?

I've never used them both at the same time. Buttstuff makes it much easier for me to come, it would probably take me less time than it took to warm up and lube up the damn thing
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ssj3vegeta2
01/02/18 4:43:14 PM
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Do you just sit on it and pound your butt on dem or on all fours or laying down or que
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synth_real
01/02/18 4:48:16 PM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Do you just sit on it and pound your butt on dem or on all fours or laying down or que

Depends on the design, if it has a base, I ride it, if it doesn't, I'll lay on my back with a couple of old pillows under my butt
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ssj3vegeta2
01/02/18 4:49:59 PM
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MegaTech
01/02/18 4:50:36 PM
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philsov posted...
MegaTech posted...
Lol, ima be blown if im on that guys list

yeah you are~

lmao
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OpenlyGator
01/03/18 12:42:09 AM
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philsov posted...
Isn't cleaning out for buttstuff beforehand also a big hassle?

Pfft no, not if you know what to do. Plenty of lifehack hygiene tips online now and products readily available on store shelves. And sexually active gay men eventually learn all that in pursuit of a hot as fuck male god who's interested but will only top. Most gay guys would douche their ass with Drain-o just for a shot at that man.
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GrandCross6
01/03/18 12:43:18 AM
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Foppe posted...
Bad Dragon got everything you need.

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Awakened_Link
01/03/18 12:43:48 AM
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I used to use a tampon.
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Parappa09
01/03/18 3:53:53 AM
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SkittyOnWailord
01/03/18 4:19:02 AM
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Just make sure not to try a toilet plunger. You don't want to fall on that by accident.
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Wetterdew
01/03/18 10:50:42 AM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...

Wetterdew posted...
ssj3vegeta posted...
anyone have a list of gay users, dere should be a list tbh

I have tagged all the ones I've seen. Is there a place I can go to view all my tags?

Yea in your profile, the place where you have your friends list


Found it. Here's my list. Some of it might not be completely accurate or up to date, but I think it's mostly accurate. If it says lGbt, then they're definitely LGBT, but I wasn't sure if gay or bi or trans.

https://imgur.com/a/aBAFZ
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V-E-G-Y-
01/03/18 10:54:32 AM
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MegaTech
01/03/18 10:57:32 AM
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Damn that list is comprehensive af.

I didn't know @einegutePerson was bi
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Wetterdew
01/03/18 10:57:38 AM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
I'm straight lol

You must have posted something that claimed you were lgbt at some point. Anyway, I updated my tag for you
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V-E-G-Y-
01/03/18 11:06:25 AM
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I don't blame you, you probably saw CE call me bi or something. Its an honest mistake tbh

You also forgot megatech
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MegaTech
01/03/18 11:09:52 AM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
You also forgot megatech

Bruh, I'm straight as FUCK
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einegutePerson
01/03/18 11:11:44 AM
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MegaTech posted...
Damn that list is comprehensive af.

I didn't know @einegutePerson was bi

im uncomfortable
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V-E-G-Y-
01/03/18 11:11:47 AM
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V-E-G-Y-
01/03/18 11:13:02 AM
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einegutePerson
01/03/18 11:13:52 AM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
@armandro why didn't you ever tell me?

armando fools around too much
the guy who made that list probably fell for one of his troll topics or posts
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V-E-G-Y-
01/03/18 11:15:57 AM
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