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UnfairRepresent 01/01/18 1:01:04 PM #1:	A Florida man told investigators he punched an automatic teller machine because it gave him too much cash. An arrest report says 23-year-old Michael Joseph Oleksik man caused about $5,000 in damage to an ATM at a Wells Fargo bank branch in Cocoa on Nov. 29. He was arrested Dec. 22 on a criminal mischief charge after bank officials decided to press charges. Florida Today reports surveillance video captured Oleksik pummeling the touch screen. An arrest report says that Oleksik told a bank manager he was angry that the machine was giving him too much money and he didnt know what to do because he was in a hurry for work. He apologized for causing damage. Jail records dont list a lawyer for Oleksik. Full Article: https://www.click2houston.com/news/florida-man-says-he-punched-atm-for-giving-too-much-cash Jeez, that's gonna cost him. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:893233312] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>A Florida man told investigators he punched an automatic teller machine because it gave him too much cash. An arrest report says 23-year-old Michael Joseph Oleksik man caused about $5,000 in damage to an ATM at a Wells Fargo bank branch in Cocoa on Nov. 29. He was arrested Dec. 22 on a criminal mischief charge after bank officials decided to press charges. Florida Today reports surveillance video captured Oleksik pummeling the touch screen. An arrest report says that Oleksik told a bank manager he was angry that the machine was giving him too much money and he didnt know what to do because he was in a hurry for work. He apologized for causing damage. Jail records dont list a lawyer for Oleksik. Full Article: https://www.click2houston.com/news/florida-man-says-he-punched-atm-for-giving-too-much-cash Jeez, that's gonna cost him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darklit_Minuet 01/01/18 1:01:45 PM #2:	I too punch people when they try to give me a shitload of money <cite>Darklit_Minuet posted [p:893233356] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>I too punch people when they try to give me a shitload of money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Electrokinesis 01/01/18 1:05:01 PM #3:	Of course its fucking Florida, lol. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi <cite>Electrokinesis posted [p:893233529] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>Of course its fucking Florida, lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Akagami_Shanks 01/01/18 1:06:13 PM #4:	Florida Man --- http://i.imgur.com/MFTpPuq.jpg <cite>Akagami_Shanks posted [p:893233579] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>Florida Man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rhklce 01/01/18 1:06:35 PM #5:	I only wanted $20 whyd you give me $20,000?! AAAAARGH <cite>rhklce posted [p:893233595] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>I only wanted $20 whyd you give me $20,000?! AAAAARGH</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 01/01/18 1:29:14 PM #6:	If he was in a hurry, i can see why this would be annoying. He's gotta go talk to bank people to straighten it out. Waste of time --- Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. <cite>lilORANG posted [p:893234625] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>If he was in a hurry, i can see why this would be annoying. He's gotta go talk to bank people to straighten it out. Waste of time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 01/01/18 1:31:21 PM #7:	yea i can understand the frustration...its not like its free money. if it was a mistake he would have to spend time sorting it out or be in trouble for theft...if it came out of his account accidentally he might have to go back into the bank and redeposit depending on how much he has in his account due to overdraft issues, etc.... --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:893234720] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>yea i can understand the frustration...its not like its free money. if it was a mistake he would have to spend time sorting it out or be in trouble for theft...if it came out of his account accidentally he might have to go back into the bank and redeposit depending on how much he has in his account due to overdraft issues, etc....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 01/01/18 1:33:21 PM #8:	Dude has a decent punch --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:893234818] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>Dude has a decent punch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 01/01/18 1:33:30 PM #9:	I mean he's withdrawing it from his own account. That's inconvenient. Not something to go postal about, but something to be annoyed about for sure. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:893234829] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>I mean he's withdrawing it from his own account. That's inconvenient. Not something to go postal about, but something to be annoyed about for sure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HighOnSolar 01/01/18 1:33:44 PM #10:	$5000 in damage he must have beat the shit out of it --- Surf <cite>HighOnSolar posted [p:893234843] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>$5000 in damage he must have beat the shit out of it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CmndrHurricane 01/01/18 1:39:38 PM #12:	how do you destroy an ATM by punching it? they're supposed to be pretty solid --- ^on my planet, that is hilarious <cite>CmndrHurricane posted [p:893235115] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>how do you destroy an ATM by punching it? they're supposed to be pretty solid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darklit_Minuet 01/01/18 1:39:57 PM #13:	Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now <cite>Darklit_Minuet posted [p:893235125] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 01/01/18 1:40:53 PM #14:	Dude must be strong as fuck if he managed to do $5000 worth of damage with his bare fists --- Posted with GameRaven 3.3 <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:893235160] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>Dude must be strong as fuck if he managed to do $5000 worth of damage with his bare fists</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
r4X0r 01/01/18 1:42:17 PM #15:	Darklit_Minuet posted... Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now LOL no --- Professionals are predictable- it's the amateurs who are dangerous. <cite>r4X0r posted [p:893235223] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darklit_Minuet posted...</cite> <quote>Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now</quote> LOL no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 01/01/18 1:44:32 PM #17:	Smashingpmkns posted... Dude must be strong as fuck if he managed to do $5000 worth of damage with his bare fists Not really, he's a man --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:893235313] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote>Dude must be strong as fuck if he managed to do $5000 worth of damage with his bare fists</quote> Not really, he's a man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darklit_Minuet 01/01/18 1:47:13 PM #18:	tote_all posted... Darklit_Minuet posted... Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now Do you also believe that world hunger could be fixed by just printing more money? Yes, as long as you didn't tell anyone you were printing more money. Inflation can only happen if the market knows that there's an influx of money <cite>Darklit_Minuet posted [p:893235448] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote><cite>tote_all posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Darklit_Minuet posted...</cite> <quote>Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now</quote> Do you also believe that world hunger could be fixed by just printing more money?</quote> Yes, as long as you didn't tell anyone you were printing more money. Inflation can only happen if the market knows that there's an influx of money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 01/01/18 2:11:10 PM #20:	Darklit_Minuet posted... tote_all posted... Darklit_Minuet posted... Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now Do you also believe that world hunger could be fixed by just printing more money? Yes, as long as you didn't tell anyone you were printing more money. Inflation can only happen if the market knows that there's an influx of money Yea cause no one would ever notice. Just so long as you don't say anything.... --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:893236469] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darklit_Minuet posted...</cite> <quote><cite>tote_all posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Darklit_Minuet posted...</cite> <quote>Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now</quote> Do you also believe that world hunger could be fixed by just printing more money?</quote> Yes, as long as you didn't tell anyone you were printing more money. Inflation can only happen if the market knows that there's an influx of money</quote> Yea cause no one would ever notice. Just so long as you don't say anything....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 01/01/18 2:13:59 PM #21:	Shit I just punched an ATM the other day. It was cold AF and the machine locked up. Wouldn't give me my card back for several minutes. Hope I don't get charged lol --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:893236619] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>Shit I just punched an ATM the other day. It was cold AF and the machine locked up. Wouldn't give me my card back for several minutes. Hope I don't get charged lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darklit_Minuet 01/01/18 2:15:16 PM #22:	tote_all posted... So, I asked one of the most ironic questions possible, and you tried to sound smart by answering yes and attributing world hunger solely to inflation? It's an indirect connection. World hunger can be solved by money, using that money to buy food for poor people. This can be screwed over by inflation, but inflation can't happen if you don't know there's more money. Just buy food for poor people without telling others <cite>Darklit_Minuet posted [p:893236681] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote><cite>tote_all posted...</cite> <quote>So, I asked one of the most ironic questions possible, and you tried to sound smart by answering yes and attributing world hunger solely to inflation? </quote> It's an indirect connection. World hunger can be solved by money, using that money to buy food for poor people. This can be screwed over by inflation, but inflation can't happen if you don't know there's more money. Just buy food for poor people without telling others</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darklit_Minuet 01/01/18 2:15:57 PM #23:	CanuckCowboy posted... Yea cause no one would ever notice. Just so long as you don't say anything.... I mean, if I go to 3 different restaurants and buy $50 meals, who is going to track that I went to 3 different restaurants and spent $50 at each of them, rather than just doing it at one restaurant? <cite>Darklit_Minuet posted [p:893236712] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote><cite>CanuckCowboy posted...</cite> <quote>Yea cause no one would ever notice. Just so long as you don't say anything.... </quote> I mean, if I go to 3 different restaurants and buy $50 meals, who is going to track that I went to 3 different restaurants and spent $50 at each of them, rather than just doing it at one restaurant?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PikachuMaxwell 01/01/18 2:16:03 PM #24:	What an ingrate! --- Super Smash Bros. for Wii U mains: http://i.imgur.com/vLFcGb2.png Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn <cite>PikachuMaxwell posted [p:893236717] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>What an ingrate!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 01/01/18 2:28:33 PM #25:	At least he's honest. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:893237323] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>At least he's honest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CharlesBronson 01/01/18 2:32:41 PM #26:	Darklit_Minuet posted... tote_all posted... Darklit_Minuet posted... Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now Do you also believe that world hunger could be fixed by just printing more money? Yes, as long as you didn't tell anyone you were printing more money. Inflation can only happen if the market knows that there's an influx of money lol what an idiot inflation happens because there's not enough resources when the unemployment rate goes to 3% you have inflation because everyone is buying things and there is not enough supply <cite>CharlesBronson posted [p:893237529] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darklit_Minuet posted...</cite> <quote><cite>tote_all posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Darklit_Minuet posted...</cite> <quote>Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now</quote> Do you also believe that world hunger could be fixed by just printing more money?</quote> Yes, as long as you didn't tell anyone you were printing more money. Inflation can only happen if the market knows that there's an influx of money</quote> lol what an idiot inflation happens because there's not enough resources when the unemployment rate goes to 3% you have inflation because everyone is buying things and there is not enough supply</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/01/18 2:33:46 PM #27:	gguirao posted... At least he's honest. Kinda hard not to be when ATMs have cameras --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:893237577] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote><cite>gguirao posted...</cite> <quote>At least he's honest.</quote> Kinda hard not to be when ATMs have cameras</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFVII_REMAKE 01/01/18 2:38:05 PM #28:	People on here don't realize that he was late for work and probably punched in the wrong number and couldn't just leave on the spot while still being logged into his ATM account. <cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted [p:893237784] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>People on here don't realize that he was late for work and probably punched in the wrong number and couldn't just leave on the spot while still being logged into his ATM account.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lil_Bit83 01/01/18 5:25:52 PM #30:	Lol! --- I'm a chick <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:893245873] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>Lol!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Behaviorism 01/01/18 5:30:07 PM #31:	Darklit_Minuet posted... Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now If you honesty think that, then you'll be in jail fast --- http://cleatgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/AllieImpactWrestling.jpg <cite>Behaviorism posted [p:893246080] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darklit_Minuet posted...</cite> <quote>Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now</quote> If you honesty think that, then you'll be in jail fast</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese 01/01/18 5:33:36 PM #32:	RIP Man punches Died at the ATM withdrawal shot up to 97 extra dollars --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:893246256] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>RIP Man punches Died at the ATM withdrawal shot up to 97 extra dollars</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darklit_Minuet 01/01/18 7:54:05 PM #33:	Behaviorism posted... Darklit_Minuet posted... Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now If you honesty think that, then you'll be in jail fast Why would I be in jail for accepting something given to me? If someone gives me money, that is now my money. <cite>Darklit_Minuet posted [p:893253315] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote><cite>Behaviorism posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Darklit_Minuet posted...</cite> <quote>Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now</quote> If you honesty think that, then you'll be in jail fast</quote> Why would I be in jail for accepting something given to me? If someone gives me money, that is now my money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CharlesBronson 01/01/18 8:37:02 PM #34:	Darklit_Minuet posted... Behaviorism posted... Darklit_Minuet posted... Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now If you honesty think that, then you'll be in jail fast Why would I be in jail for accepting something given to me? If someone gives me money, that is now my money. An ATM machine is not a person. <cite>CharlesBronson posted [p:893255956] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darklit_Minuet posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Behaviorism posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Darklit_Minuet posted...</cite> <quote>Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now</quote> If you honesty think that, then you'll be in jail fast</quote> Why would I be in jail for accepting something given to me? If someone gives me money, that is now my money.</quote> An ATM machine is not a person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
INTERWEBUSER 01/01/18 8:38:51 PM #35:	Wells Fargo caused $1 trillion worth of damage to the US economy a decade ago & was bailed out by taxpayers. Wells Fargo caused another few billions of dollars in damages with their phony accounts scandal. --- PlayStation: Greatness Awaits Console of the Year 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017 <cite>INTERWEBUSER posted [p:893256068] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>Wells Fargo caused $1 trillion worth of damage to the US economy a decade ago & was bailed out by taxpayers. Wells Fargo caused another few billions of dollars in damages with their phony accounts scandal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Octaivian_Rex 01/01/18 8:41:23 PM #36:	Seems like a self correcting problem. ATM gives too much money. Punch ATM. Use extra money to fix ATM. Now you have the right amount of money. --- http://i.picasion.com/resize74/6d90c9342974ff164d4f0acd718fde7a.gif 3DS FC: 2750-1104-3979 Friend Safari: Growlithe, Slugma, Braixen <cite>Octaivian_Rex posted [p:893256224] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote>Seems like a self correcting problem. ATM gives too much money. Punch ATM. Use extra money to fix ATM. Now you have the right amount of money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darklit_Minuet 01/01/18 11:39:29 PM #37:	CharlesBronson posted... Darklit_Minuet posted... Behaviorism posted... Darklit_Minuet posted... Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now If you honesty think that, then you'll be in jail fast Why would I be in jail for accepting something given to me? If someone gives me money, that is now my money. An ATM machine is not a person. One day we will embrace machine rights <cite>Darklit_Minuet posted [p:893266544] in Man punche... [t:76157977]...</cite> <quote><cite>CharlesBronson posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Darklit_Minuet posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Behaviorism posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Darklit_Minuet posted...</cite> <quote>Why would he have to talk to the bank about it? If the machine gives him money, it's his now</quote> If you honesty think that, then you'll be in jail fast</quote> Why would I be in jail for accepting something given to me? If someone gives me money, that is now my money.</quote> An ATM machine is not a person.</quote> One day we will embrace machine rights</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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