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berlyman101 12/25/17 8:04:01 PM #1:	I live with two people in their 40's/50's and while they don't seem to have a public relationship, I can hear them through the floor in my room with a really high amount of clarity. What's the best way to acknowledge it? Should I? It's not that I don't want them to do it (because it's the woman's house and there's no good way to say that) but it is kind of distracting at 2 am. To reiterate, neither of them has come close to acknowledging this with me. The woman is pretty straitlaced and I'm her kids' age. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:892863549] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote>I live with two people in their 40's/50's and while they don't seem to have a public relationship, I can hear them through the floor in my room with a really high amount of clarity. What's the best way to acknowledge it? Should I? It's not that I don't want them to do it (because it's the woman's house and there's no good way to say that) but it is kind of distracting at 2 am. To reiterate, neither of them has come close to acknowledging this with me. The woman is pretty straitlaced and I'm her kids' age.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 12/25/17 8:04:45 PM #2:	they want you to join --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:892863588] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote>they want you to join</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 12/25/17 8:05:19 PM #3:	Turn on a fan or something --- Buffalo Bills Playoff Tracker 2017-18 Season: 8-7; last chance coming up <cite>theAteam posted [p:892863622] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote>Turn on a fan or something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dyinglegacy 12/25/17 8:05:40 PM #4:	Set up a camera. Profit. --- PSN: KillingLegacy Gamertag: Killing Legacy <cite>Dyinglegacy posted [p:892863631] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote>Set up a camera. Profit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 12/25/17 8:07:01 PM #5:	Don't be a bitch and tell them. --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:892863693] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote>Don't be a bitch and tell them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REMercsChamp 12/25/17 8:07:24 PM #6:	What's the arrangement here? What kind of home? Who's the owner of the property? --- https://i.imgur.com/lwkIVOb.png <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:892863714] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote>What's the arrangement here? What kind of home? Who's the owner of the property?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pkmnlord 12/25/17 8:12:34 PM #7:	Just scream out "ALRIGHT WHO'S FUCKIN'!?" --- http://i.imgur.com/MP7ZznH.jpg <cite>pkmnlord posted [p:892863957] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote>Just scream out "ALRIGHT WHO'S FUCKIN'!?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkjedilink 12/25/17 8:45:45 PM #8:	Drpooplol posted... Don't be a bitch and tell them. This. --- 'It's okay that those gangbangers stole all my personal belongings and cash at gunpoint, cuz they're building a rec center!' - OneTimeBen <cite>darkjedilink posted [p:892865563] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote><cite>Drpooplol posted...</cite> <quote>Don't be a bitch and tell them.</quote> This.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eevee-Trainer 12/25/17 9:02:54 PM #9:	Moan loudly and in a very exaggerated/sarcastic manner whenever they're banging. --- See me on Discord! ^.^ Eevee's Mystery Dungeon: https://discord.gg/V7hzcXd \| Light in Darkness: https://discord.gg/rwmvU2q <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:892866477] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote>Moan loudly and in a very exaggerated/sarcastic manner whenever they're banging.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 12/25/17 9:04:01 PM #10:	The sooner you tell the better because they know how long they've been having sex at that volume and how long you've been listening. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:892866547] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote>The sooner you tell the better because they know how long they've been having sex at that volume and how long you've been listening.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 12/25/17 9:06:02 PM #11:	just be like hey i don't want to make things awkward, but can you guys try to keep it down? i need my sleep. --- Steppin on the beach doot doot do <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:892866634] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote>just be like hey i don't want to make things awkward, but can you guys try to keep it down? i need my sleep.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
powerman1426 12/25/17 9:07:38 PM #12:	Just walk down there naked and ask if you can do anything to help --- http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1309-tradesmen-and-diyers http://i.imgtc.com/6wdOONn9kF.gif <cite>powerman1426 posted [p:892866705] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote>Just walk down there naked and ask if you can do anything to help</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 12/25/17 9:09:16 PM #13:	mattnd2007 posted... just be like hey i don't want to make things awkward, but can you guys try to keep it down? i need my sleep. Make sure you say something like "I've been hearing a lot of noise next door" so it doesn't directly admit what you've heard and gives them a small window to keep their pride. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:892866754] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote><cite>mattnd2007 posted...</cite> <quote>just be like hey i don't want to make things awkward, but can you guys try to keep it down? i need my sleep.</quote> Make sure you say something like "I've been hearing a lot of noise next door" so it doesn't directly admit what you've heard and gives them a small window to keep their pride.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rhklce 12/25/17 9:10:49 PM #14:	Blast this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8 <cite>rhklce posted [p:892866827] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote>Blast this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a_riot04 12/25/17 9:11:23 PM #15:	Eevee-Trainer posted... Moan loudly and in a very exaggerated/sarcastic manner whenever they're banging. Hawt --- Reinforcements? I am THE reinforcements. <cite>a_riot04 posted [p:892866854] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote><cite>Eevee-Trainer posted...</cite> <quote>Moan loudly and in a very exaggerated/sarcastic manner whenever they're banging.</quote> Hawt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 12/25/17 9:12:11 PM #16:	--- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:892866884] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
--kresnik-- 12/25/17 9:14:20 PM #17:	Wait until it starts and play music unnaturally loud. That's a sure fire way to deal with it. --- USA #1 Ajit Pai #1 <cite>--kresnik-- posted [p:892866987] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote>Wait until it starts and play music unnaturally loud. That's a sure fire way to deal with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 12/26/17 12:21:06 AM #18:	weapon_d00d816 posted... mattnd2007 posted... just be like hey i don't want to make things awkward, but can you guys try to keep it down? i need my sleep. Make sure you say something like "I've been hearing a lot of noise next door" so it doesn't directly admit what you've heard and gives them a small window to keep their pride. Hmmm --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:892875933] in What's a g... [t:76136766]...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mattnd2007 posted...</cite> <quote>just be like hey i don't want to make things awkward, but can you guys try to keep it down? i need my sleep.</quote> Make sure you say something like "I've been hearing a lot of noise next door" so it doesn't directly admit what you've heard and gives them a small window to keep their pride.</quote> Hmmm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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