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Mickle88 12/17/17 8:45:34 PM #1: |
I work at a hospital, a guy came up to me and said he didn't like my shirt. I pretty much just shrugged him off and said "ok?". He clearly wanted more of a reaction and he grabbed a tomato slice from the salad bar and put it down my shirt. (He's huge and coupld pretty much tear me apart).
At this point i was shocked. Like what do you even do in this situation? I walked away only to hear him harrassing a female visitor, so I turn back and I tap him oon the shoulder and he turns around. I slam a plate over his head, and he didn't even budge. He grabs me by the short and says "you got a little corn stuffing on your mouth" And at that moment I grabbed a cutting blade left out and gashed his chest open. He was brought to ER and idk if hes alive, but Im in shock right now. And my boss said to take a couple days off. --- Revolt pro i7 6700k 4x4.0ghz | Corsair hydro H90 CPU cooler | MSI Z170 Gaming pro | 16GB Corsair DDR4-3000 RAM | Nvidia Geforce GTX 1070 | EVGA Supernova 750wGQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Realforce 12/17/17 8:46:36 PM #2: |
This happened
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eggcorn 12/17/17 8:47:31 PM #4: |
what did i just read
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HighOnSolar 12/17/17 8:47:57 PM #5: |
is the tomato slice the sexual issue
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TheCyborgNinja 12/17/17 8:49:06 PM #6: |
Get out of west Philadelphia and stay with your family in Bel-Air.
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REMercsChamp 12/17/17 8:49:45 PM #7: |
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glitteringfairy 12/17/17 8:50:29 PM #8: |
Did you deed in celebration of your conquest
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solosnake 12/17/17 8:52:16 PM #9: |
b7
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100PercentReal 12/17/17 8:53:20 PM #10: |
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a_riot04 12/17/17 8:59:30 PM #11: |
Bad. Ass.
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Sajo 12/17/17 9:11:10 PM #12: |
404 blood was everywhere not found.
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DezCaughtIt 12/17/17 9:14:28 PM #13: |
Uh. What
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eggcorn 12/17/17 10:36:35 PM #14: |
This is my favorite part
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Mickle88 12/18/17 12:13:48 AM #15: |
No one takes issues seriously on this site
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cnekans 12/18/17 12:14:50 AM #16: |
That happened
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Callixtus 12/18/17 12:15:48 AM #17: |
Reported.
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eggcorn 12/18/17 12:40:51 AM #18: |
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BewmHedshot 12/18/17 12:42:39 AM #19: |
TC is a specsigger
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Mistere Man 12/18/17 12:43:52 AM #20: |
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ClockworkHare 12/18/17 4:50:58 AM #22: |
goddamn Albert Einstein startin shit everywhere
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Sami1000 12/18/17 5:43:47 AM #23: |
Realforce posted...
This happened I grabbed a cutting blade left out and gashed his chest open. No shit --- Can't think any good sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamer99z 12/18/17 6:40:32 AM #24: |
Quality topic.
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FF_Redux 12/18/17 7:25:31 AM #25: |
wat
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Gamer99z 12/18/17 6:27:16 PM #26: |
Bump
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ThePrinceFish 12/18/17 6:28:49 PM #27: |
there was blood everywhere
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GiftedACIII 12/20/17 2:42:19 AM #28: |
I can relate. Reminds me of the time when I worked at a hospital, a guy came up to me and said he didn't like my shirt. I pretty much just shrugged him off and said "ok?". He clearly wanted more of a reaction and he grabbed a tomato slice from the salad bar and put it down my shirt. (He's huge and coupld pretty much tear me apart).
At this point i was shocked. Like what do you even do in this situation? I walked away only to hear him harrassing a female visitor, so I turn back and I tap him oon the shoulder and he turns around. I slam a plate over his head, and he didn't even budge. He grabs me by the short and says "you got a little corn stuffing on your mouth" And at that moment I grabbed a cutting blade left out and gashed his chest open. He was brought to ER and idk if hes alive, but Im in shock right now. And my boss said to take a couple days off. --- </topic> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eggcorn 12/20/17 2:45:04 AM #29: |
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He grabs me by the short and says "you got a little corn stuffing on your mouth gets me ertime ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SableWolfAngel 12/20/17 2:46:30 AM #30: |
This reminds me of that poster who always posted a crazy story of something happening, but it always followed a formula of his father yelling at him for something, his grandfather defending him, and him walking down some stairs and slipping on a juice box. Every single story had those elements in there somewhere. What ever happened to that guy?
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masticatingman 12/20/17 3:29:09 AM #31: |
Bruhhhhhhh. Reminds me of the time when I worked at a hospital, a guy came up to me and said he didn't like my shirt. I pretty much just shrugged him off and said "ok?". He clearly wanted more of a reaction and he grabbed a tomato slice from the salad bar and put it down my shirt. (He's huge and coupld pretty much tear me apart).
At this point i was shocked. Like what do you even do in this situation? I walked away only to hear him harrassing a female visitor, so I turn back and I tap him oon the shoulder and he turns around. I slam a plate over his head, and he didn't even budge. He grabs me by the short and says "you got a little corn stuffing on your mouth" And at that moment I grabbed a cutting blade left out and gashed his chest open. He was brought to ER and idk if hes alive, but Im in shock right now. And my boss said to take a couple days off. --- I am I - you are you. These are irrefutable truths. Possibly. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Burnt_Puke82 12/20/17 3:31:37 AM #32: |
SableWolfAngel posted...
This reminds me of that poster who always posted a crazy story of something happening, but it always followed a formula of his father yelling at him for something, his grandfather defending him, and him walking down some stairs and slipping on a juice box. Every single story had those elements in there somewhere. What ever happened to that guy? Oh you mean Austin Era? Yeah I haven't seen him around in a long time. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SableWolfAngel 12/20/17 3:32:30 AM #33: |
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...This reminds me of that poster who always posted a crazy story of something happening, but it always followed a formula of his father yelling at him for something, his grandfather defending him, and him walking down some stairs and slipping on a juice box. Every single story had those elements in there somewhere. What ever happened to that guy? Was that his name? I dunno. It's not me who liked his stories. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The-19th-Sparta 12/20/17 3:45:03 AM #34: |
Sayoria is still a worse poster than the dude in TC's story.
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