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Two_Dee
12/15/17 10:08:01 AM
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Asking for a friend
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HBKick18
12/15/17 10:08:35 AM
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Yes
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KiwiTerraRizing
12/15/17 10:09:02 AM
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Yes
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SSJGrimReaper
12/15/17 10:09:10 AM
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LordRazziel
12/15/17 10:20:17 AM
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Are you getting tested?
Even if you are, one hit will almost certainly not show up.
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slipknirvana
12/15/17 10:24:03 AM
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Depends on your metabolism.
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einegutePerson
12/15/17 10:25:05 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
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Gunpo
12/15/17 10:25:50 AM
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Just drink water non stop all day until the test
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drunkmuggle
12/15/17 10:26:11 AM
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Looked gf
12/15/17 10:34:58 AM
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Two_Dee
12/15/17 11:03:33 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
Because you are an infrequent user, you should be fine within a few days.

The last time ive smoked was 2014
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Two_Dee
12/15/17 11:03:42 AM
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EverDownward
12/15/17 11:04:58 AM
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don't make the mistake i did and try pot for the first time during a panic attack because you thought it would 'calm you down.'
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hortanz
12/15/17 11:05:19 AM
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Muffinz0rz
12/15/17 11:06:22 AM
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EverDownward posted...
don't make the mistake i did and try pot for the first time during a panic attack because you thought it would 'calm you down.'

lmfao

On-topic: Sorry but one hit is still going to show up for a little bit. It'll clear out eventually, maybe a few days if you constantly chug water and try to get that shit outta there, but yeah your "friend" is an idiot if they smoked close to a time where they knew they were getting tested.
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Kaname_Madoka
12/15/17 11:10:53 AM
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Smashingpmkns
12/15/17 11:11:26 AM
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There's a warrant out for your arrest now
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Romulox28
12/15/17 11:11:32 AM
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1 hit = 1 job rejection
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Bad_Mojo
12/15/17 11:12:55 AM
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Drug testing for weed is such a shitty thing to do. Even here in Oregon where it's legal to buy it a lot of jobs still test for it
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Muffinz0rz
12/15/17 11:14:13 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Drug testing for weed is such a shitty thing to do. Even here in Oregon where it's legal to buy it a lot of jobs still test for it

Yeah I think it's bullshit in the states where it's legal. It's like alcohol now. People don't test for alcohol. It should be treated the same. Show up at work drunk? Fired. Show up at work high? Fired.
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hortanz
12/15/17 11:14:48 AM
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Bad_Mojo
12/15/17 11:15:28 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Drug testing for weed is such a shitty thing to do. Even here in Oregon where it's legal to buy it a lot of jobs still test for it

Yeah I think it's bullshit in the states where it's legal. It's like alcohol now. People don't test for alcohol. It should be treated the same. Show up at work drunk? Fired. Show up at work high? Fired.


Exactly

Luckily my awesome job doesn't test. Not to hire and not randomly
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GOATSLAYER
12/15/17 11:15:48 AM
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Just get a close friend to give you a bag of their urine so that you can pass the drug test
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Piersons_Fox
12/15/17 11:18:00 AM
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If you drink bleach it wont show up in a urine test.
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
12/15/17 11:21:20 AM
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one hit will show in your urine but as a low percentage.
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Two_Dee
12/15/17 11:43:59 AM
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so if i just wait a week i'll be fine?

i dont think i have to take one that soon
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Gunpo
12/15/17 1:44:36 PM
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Two_Dee posted...
so if i just wait a week i'll be fine?

i dont think i have to take one that soon

Just drink hella water, if you drink enough they conclude it too conduluded and make you do it another week after an by then you'll be fine
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armandro
12/15/17 1:46:20 PM
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depends on the type of test

shave all of your hair just to be safe
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KazumaKiryu
12/15/17 1:47:00 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Drug testing for weed is such a shitty thing to do. Even here in Oregon where it's legal to buy it a lot of jobs still test for it

Yeah I think it's bullshit in the states where it's legal. It's like alcohol now. People don't test for alcohol. It should be treated the same. Show up at work drunk? Fired. Show up at work high? Fired.


Stoners are high all day though
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Shelhamer92
12/15/17 1:51:51 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Drug testing for weed is such a shitty thing to do. Even here in Oregon where it's legal to buy it a lot of jobs still test for it

Yeah I think it's bullshit in the states where it's legal. It's like alcohol now. People don't test for alcohol. It should be treated the same. Show up at work drunk? Fired. Show up at work high? Fired.

The issue is that weed isn't metabolized as quickly as alcohol. If someone fails a breathalyzer, they were definitely drinking that day. If someone fails a pee test, you can't necessarily prove they weren't smoking that day.
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Butterfiles
12/15/17 2:03:20 PM
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Shelhamer92 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Drug testing for weed is such a shitty thing to do. Even here in Oregon where it's legal to buy it a lot of jobs still test for it

Yeah I think it's bullshit in the states where it's legal. It's like alcohol now. People don't test for alcohol. It should be treated the same. Show up at work drunk? Fired. Show up at work high? Fired.

The issue is that weed isn't metabolized as quickly as alcohol. If someone fails a breathalyzer, they were definitely drinking that day. If someone fails a pee test, you can't necessarily prove they weren't smoking that day.

just ignore my "smoke weed everyday" tattoo
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Shelhamer92
12/15/17 2:47:17 PM
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Butterfiles posted...
Shelhamer92 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Drug testing for weed is such a shitty thing to do. Even here in Oregon where it's legal to buy it a lot of jobs still test for it

Yeah I think it's bullshit in the states where it's legal. It's like alcohol now. People don't test for alcohol. It should be treated the same. Show up at work drunk? Fired. Show up at work high? Fired.

The issue is that weed isn't metabolized as quickly as alcohol. If someone fails a breathalyzer, they were definitely drinking that day. If someone fails a pee test, you can't necessarily prove they weren't smoking that day.

just ignore my "smoke weed everyday" tattoo

Not everyone who smokes weed is a stoner.
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Muffinz0rz
12/15/17 2:48:35 PM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Drug testing for weed is such a shitty thing to do. Even here in Oregon where it's legal to buy it a lot of jobs still test for it

Yeah I think it's bullshit in the states where it's legal. It's like alcohol now. People don't test for alcohol. It should be treated the same. Show up at work drunk? Fired. Show up at work high? Fired.


Stoners are high all day though

And alcoholics are drunk all the time too. Doesn't change my point.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/17 2:50:48 PM
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Shelhamer92 posted...
Butterfiles posted...
Shelhamer92 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Drug testing for weed is such a shitty thing to do. Even here in Oregon where it's legal to buy it a lot of jobs still test for it

Yeah I think it's bullshit in the states where it's legal. It's like alcohol now. People don't test for alcohol. It should be treated the same. Show up at work drunk? Fired. Show up at work high? Fired.

The issue is that weed isn't metabolized as quickly as alcohol. If someone fails a breathalyzer, they were definitely drinking that day. If someone fails a pee test, you can't necessarily prove they weren't smoking that day.

just ignore my "smoke weed everyday" tattoo

Not everyone who smokes weed is a stoner.


Sure they are. Just like everyone who smokes weed will eventually try crack.
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Muffinz0rz
12/15/17 2:57:56 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Shelhamer92 posted...
Butterfiles posted...
Shelhamer92 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Drug testing for weed is such a shitty thing to do. Even here in Oregon where it's legal to buy it a lot of jobs still test for it

Yeah I think it's bullshit in the states where it's legal. It's like alcohol now. People don't test for alcohol. It should be treated the same. Show up at work drunk? Fired. Show up at work high? Fired.

The issue is that weed isn't metabolized as quickly as alcohol. If someone fails a breathalyzer, they were definitely drinking that day. If someone fails a pee test, you can't necessarily prove they weren't smoking that day.

just ignore my "smoke weed everyday" tattoo

Not everyone who smokes weed is a stoner.


Sure they are. Just like everyone who smokes weed will eventually try crack.

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Two_Dee
12/15/17 3:02:07 PM
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why isnt this stuff legal already
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pkmnlord
12/15/17 3:02:40 PM
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It'll show up if you even so much as sniff it.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/17 3:03:28 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Shelhamer92 posted...
Butterfiles posted...
Shelhamer92 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Drug testing for weed is such a shitty thing to do. Even here in Oregon where it's legal to buy it a lot of jobs still test for it

Yeah I think it's bullshit in the states where it's legal. It's like alcohol now. People don't test for alcohol. It should be treated the same. Show up at work drunk? Fired. Show up at work high? Fired.

The issue is that weed isn't metabolized as quickly as alcohol. If someone fails a breathalyzer, they were definitely drinking that day. If someone fails a pee test, you can't necessarily prove they weren't smoking that day.

just ignore my "smoke weed everyday" tattoo

Not everyone who smokes weed is a stoner.


Sure they are. Just like everyone who smokes weed will eventually try crack.

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masticatingman
12/15/17 3:36:01 PM
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pkmnlord posted...
It'll show up if you even so much as sniff it.


Sniff it? Its very easy to smell, that doesnt mean anything. By that logic most cops would test positive for it. As long as youre not in a closed room with somebody smoking you should be fine. Although I would strongly suggest not hanging out with stoners in general if you get tested since that can lead to paranoia on your part and/or peer pressure. Also somebody posted about shaving all your body hair - yeah, if you do that youll usually raise suspicions and you could be automatically failed if they wanted to test your hair (but it sounds like TC is just talking about piss).
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Bad_Mojo
12/15/17 4:13:08 PM
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And what really is terrible is that because in most State weed is illegal, they'll punish the person smoking at home a lot more than they'll punish a guy who gets caught literately drinking and driving and people countless people's lives in danger, which is also against the law

I remember when I was working in Montana every single person that worked at the grain place couldn't drive because they all had DQIs. Not me, I simply don't drive at all
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armandro
12/15/17 4:16:24 PM
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Two_Dee posted...
why isnt this stuff legal already

the pharm cartel

bro weed cures everything

imagine how much money they'll lose
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pkmnlord
12/15/17 8:57:23 PM
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masticatingman posted...
Sniff it? Its very easy to smell, that doesnt mean anything.

I was joking.
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Trickfinger
12/15/17 8:58:40 PM
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HBKick18 posted...
Yes

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masticatingman
12/15/17 9:47:21 PM
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armandro posted...
Two_Dee posted...
why isnt this stuff legal already

the pharm cartel

bro weed cures everything

imagine how much money they'll lose


Also prisons in general. No exaggeration that the prison population would downsize immediately if weed was legalized. Massive layoffs in various sectors associated with incarceration.
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CanuckCowboy
12/15/17 9:48:16 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
Because you are an infrequent user, you should be fine within a few days.


That.

Day after though you'd be fucked probly.
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CanuckCowboy
12/15/17 9:50:24 PM
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Also sort of on topic I got this 700 mg chocolate from the dispensary and like.... It's a tad much. I have a high tolerance but to someone who rarely smoked they'd probly have a fucking panic attack or something.

I've been watching Trevor watching the view in gta 5 since like 6 o'clock now. Controller seems like work.
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LordRazziel
12/15/17 9:57:47 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Also sort of on topic I got this 700 mg chocolate from the dispensary and like.... It's a tad much. I have a high tolerance but to someone who rarely smoked they'd probly have a fucking panic attack or something.

I've been watching Trevor watching the view in gta 5 since like 6 o'clock now. Controller seems like work.

Damn.
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CanuckCowboy
12/15/17 10:00:05 PM
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^seriously. Listening to music and the fact I somehow fell into posting on gfaqs compulsively are the only reason I'm (quote unquote) "doing anything".
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