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XboxLegendary 12/05/17 8:23:30 PM #1: |
Hiiii CE. I need your help. I'm 24, single, and never had a girlfriend. *pouts* And I need your advice.
I am looking for a certain type of woman. I want to meet a woman who is... -a few feet taller than me (I'm 5'11). -way more intelligent than me (I'm not sure of my IQ number, but I may or may not get back to you on that) -earns more than me (this should be easy as I am currently a minimum wage job and I only work a 15 hour work week) Basically a tall, dominant goddess. Before some of you ask, yes I've had opportunities to go on dates with women in the past but they did not fit the above qualifications and I turned them down...hard. I will not settle for less. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MacadamianNut3 12/05/17 8:24:27 PM #2: |
-a few feet taller than me (I'm 5'11).
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Kamala_Harris 12/05/17 8:24:37 PM #3: |
"a few feet taller than me"
Not how this works ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Puglia77 12/05/17 8:24:38 PM #4: |
XboxLegendary posted...
-way more intelligent than me (I'm not sure of my IQ number, but I may or may not get back to you on that) Does she need to watch Rick and Morty too? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NES4EVER 12/05/17 8:25:33 PM #5: |
Sounds like you want death by snoo snoo
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XboxLegendary 12/05/17 8:29:05 PM #6: |
Kamala_Harris posted...
"a few feet taller than me" The man doesn't need to be the taller one in a relationship. Look at Bruno Mars. Puglia77 posted... XboxLegendary posted...-way more intelligent than me (I'm not sure of my IQ number, but I may or may not get back to you on that) I kind of stopped watching it so idc ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LethalAffinity 12/05/17 8:31:22 PM #7: |
Only way you'll unironically get a woman like that is by paying for some femdom sessions
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XboxLegendary 12/05/17 8:32:21 PM #8: |
LethalAffinity posted...
Only way you'll unironically get a woman like that is by paying for some femdom sessions what do you mean unironically? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slip-N-Slide 12/05/17 8:33:49 PM #9: |
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Verdekal 12/05/17 8:41:27 PM #10: |
I'd fuck a 10' woman, sure.
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AlternativeFAQS 12/05/17 8:50:49 PM #11: |
Slip-N-Slide posted...
Is this @AlternativeFAQS alt? totes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XboxLegendary 12/05/17 8:58:38 PM #12: |
So are you going to offer me actual advice or continue being a bunch of snide fools?
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Turbam 12/05/17 8:59:40 PM #13: |
I want a 12 foot tall warrior princess to cuddle with ;-;
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Bok_Choi 12/05/17 9:02:23 PM #14: |
bok choi is that you
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XboxLegendary 12/06/17 6:57:04 AM #15: |
Turbam posted...
I want a 12 foot tall warrior princess to cuddle with ;-; me too. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SavenForever 12/06/17 7:28:15 AM #16: |
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XboxLegendary 12/06/17 4:32:37 PM #17: |
SavenForever posted...
27, I never have either TC. Bring it in, man. *hugs* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MacadamianNut3 12/06/17 4:52:16 PM #18: |
Yeah now sniff his neck
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teepan95 12/06/17 5:09:55 PM #19: |
22 foreveralone kissless virgin checking in
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glitteringfairy 12/06/17 5:14:32 PM #20: |
MacadamianNut3 posted...
Yeah now sniff his neck --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y http://i.imgur.com/AqR3aeX.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vvuUXpp.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XboxLegendary 12/07/17 12:41:41 AM #21: |
Y'know what?
I could see this thread becoming a hangout for single guys across this whole board. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 12/07/17 12:45:33 AM #22: |
The easiest solution is to be charismatic and handsome. Start there.
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C_Pain 12/07/17 1:32:52 AM #23: |
lmaooooo ROFL
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Kaname_Madoka 12/07/17 1:35:55 AM #24: |
@Turbam posted...
I want a 12 foot tall warrior princess to cuddle with ;-; Same ;~; --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m League Summoner Name: DontIoseYourWay (the I is an i) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XboxLegendary 12/07/17 10:01:13 AM #25: |
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The easiest solution is to be charismatic and handsome. Start there. Not an option that's available to me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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philsov 12/07/17 11:58:40 AM #26: |
XboxLegendary posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...The easiest solution is to be charismatic and handsome. Start there. Do what you can, in either case. Remember -- women have autonomy and the ability to choose their suitors. A lot of dudes would like a tall, smart, financially successful woman and you're in competition with them. So why would a TSFSW pick you over everyone else who might be vying for her? If you're an unattractive and unkempt adult with the emotional maturity of a three year old and nothing but solitary hobbies, you're screwed out of the gate. What can you bring to the table to make you more desirable? More to the point, would you be willing to date female you? --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 12/07/17 2:09:39 PM #27: |
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The easiest solution is to be charismatic and handsome. Start there. Handsome is hard, charismatic is possible --- I use Gameraven and you should too. #soyboysupreme ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mipond 12/07/17 2:12:08 PM #28: |
Be polite, smile, don't turn your head away from us if we make eye contact with you. Don't act like you aren't looking...we know you are and it's ok.
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 12/07/17 2:12:58 PM #29: |
Verdekal posted...
I'd fuck a 10' woman, sure. I would too if one existed --- I cannot believe it! http://i.imgur.com/QiEb7.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XboxLegendary 12/07/17 6:48:55 PM #30: |
Sadly you pretty much just described me to a T.
I wouldn't date a female me because a female me would not have the qualities I'm looking for in a woman. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 12/07/17 6:50:43 PM #31: |
XboxLegendary posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...The easiest solution is to be charismatic and handsome. Start there. Well, you can still try by having a cool haircut and dressing nicely. As for charisma, I dunno... Hang out with your coolest friend a lot and go the osmosis route? --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Waluigi7 12/07/17 6:51:00 PM #32: |
How hard is it not to feed trolls
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Talks 12/07/17 6:52:18 PM #33: |
I just want one that's just
1. taller than me 2. smarter than me 3. not submissive I'm only 5'7 so I feel like god should be able to grant this one --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XboxLegendary 12/07/17 8:13:32 PM #34: |
And who says men aren't hypergamous? ()
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LJRENEGADE 12/09/17 11:18:40 PM #35: |
I will not settle for less. -a few feet taller than me (I'm 5'11). Well there's your problem ... Copied to Clipboard!
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young_flip 12/09/17 11:24:18 PM #36: |
trust me, the last thing you want is a dominant woman, especially you being a rookie with women.
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