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XboxLegendary
12/05/17 8:23:30 PM
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Hiiii CE. I need your help. I'm 24, single, and never had a girlfriend. *pouts* And I need your advice.

I am looking for a certain type of woman. I want to meet a woman who is...

-a few feet taller than me (I'm 5'11).
-way more intelligent than me (I'm not sure of my IQ number, but I may or may not get back to you on that)
-earns more than me (this should be easy as I am currently a minimum wage job and I only work a 15 hour work week)

Basically a tall, dominant goddess.

Before some of you ask, yes I've had opportunities to go on dates with women in the past but they did not fit the above qualifications and I turned them down...hard. I will not settle for less.
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MacadamianNut3
12/05/17 8:24:27 PM
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-a few feet taller than me (I'm 5'11).

:thinking:
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Kamala_Harris
12/05/17 8:24:37 PM
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"a few feet taller than me"

Not how this works
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Puglia77
12/05/17 8:24:38 PM
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XboxLegendary posted...
-way more intelligent than me (I'm not sure of my IQ number, but I may or may not get back to you on that)

Does she need to watch Rick and Morty too?
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NES4EVER
12/05/17 8:25:33 PM
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Sounds like you want death by snoo snoo
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XboxLegendary
12/05/17 8:29:05 PM
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Kamala_Harris posted...
"a few feet taller than me"

Not how this works

The man doesn't need to be the taller one in a relationship. Look at Bruno Mars.

Puglia77 posted...
XboxLegendary posted...
-way more intelligent than me (I'm not sure of my IQ number, but I may or may not get back to you on that)

Does she need to watch Rick and Morty too?

I kind of stopped watching it so idc
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LethalAffinity
12/05/17 8:31:22 PM
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Only way you'll unironically get a woman like that is by paying for some femdom sessions
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XboxLegendary
12/05/17 8:32:21 PM
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LethalAffinity posted...
Only way you'll unironically get a woman like that is by paying for some femdom sessions

what do you mean unironically?
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Slip-N-Slide
12/05/17 8:33:49 PM
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Verdekal
12/05/17 8:41:27 PM
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I'd fuck a 10' woman, sure.
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AlternativeFAQS
12/05/17 8:50:49 PM
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Slip-N-Slide posted...
Is this @AlternativeFAQS alt?

totes
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XboxLegendary
12/05/17 8:58:38 PM
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So are you going to offer me actual advice or continue being a bunch of snide fools?
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Turbam
12/05/17 8:59:40 PM
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I want a 12 foot tall warrior princess to cuddle with ;-;
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Bok_Choi
12/05/17 9:02:23 PM
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bok choi is that you
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XboxLegendary
12/06/17 6:57:04 AM
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Turbam posted...
I want a 12 foot tall warrior princess to cuddle with ;-;

me too.
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SavenForever
12/06/17 7:28:15 AM
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27, I never have either TC.

*hugs*
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XboxLegendary
12/06/17 4:32:37 PM
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SavenForever posted...
27, I never have either TC.

*hugs*

Bring it in, man. *hugs*
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MacadamianNut3
12/06/17 4:52:16 PM
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Yeah now sniff his neck
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teepan95
12/06/17 5:09:55 PM
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22 foreveralone kissless virgin checking in
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glitteringfairy
12/06/17 5:14:32 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Yeah now sniff his neck

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XboxLegendary
12/07/17 12:41:41 AM
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Y'know what?

I could see this thread becoming a hangout for single guys across this whole board.
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TheCyborgNinja
12/07/17 12:45:33 AM
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The easiest solution is to be charismatic and handsome. Start there.
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C_Pain
12/07/17 1:32:52 AM
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lmaooooo ROFL
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Kaname_Madoka
12/07/17 1:35:55 AM
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@Turbam posted...
I want a 12 foot tall warrior princess to cuddle with ;-;

Same ;~;
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XboxLegendary
12/07/17 10:01:13 AM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
The easiest solution is to be charismatic and handsome. Start there.

Not an option that's available to me.
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philsov
12/07/17 11:58:40 AM
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XboxLegendary posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The easiest solution is to be charismatic and handsome. Start there.

Not an option that's available to me.


Do what you can, in either case. Remember -- women have autonomy and the ability to choose their suitors. A lot of dudes would like a tall, smart, financially successful woman and you're in competition with them.

So why would a TSFSW pick you over everyone else who might be vying for her? If you're an unattractive and unkempt adult with the emotional maturity of a three year old and nothing but solitary hobbies, you're screwed out of the gate.

What can you bring to the table to make you more desirable? More to the point, would you be willing to date female you?
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teepan95
12/07/17 2:09:39 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
The easiest solution is to be charismatic and handsome. Start there.

Handsome is hard, charismatic is possible
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mipond
12/07/17 2:12:08 PM
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Be polite, smile, don't turn your head away from us if we make eye contact with you. Don't act like you aren't looking...we know you are and it's ok.
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
12/07/17 2:12:58 PM
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Verdekal posted...
I'd fuck a 10' woman, sure.

I would too

if one existed
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XboxLegendary
12/07/17 6:48:55 PM
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So why would a TSFSW pick you over everyone else who might be vying for her? If you're an unattractive and unkempt adult with the emotional maturity of a three year old and nothing but solitary hobbies, you're screwed out of the gate.

Sadly you pretty much just described me to a T.


What can you bring to the table to make you more desirable? More to the point, would you be willing to date female you?

I wouldn't date a female me because a female me would not have the qualities I'm looking for in a woman.
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TheCyborgNinja
12/07/17 6:50:43 PM
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XboxLegendary posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The easiest solution is to be charismatic and handsome. Start there.

Not an option that's available to me.

Well, you can still try by having a cool haircut and dressing nicely. As for charisma, I dunno... Hang out with your coolest friend a lot and go the osmosis route?
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Waluigi7
12/07/17 6:51:00 PM
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How hard is it not to feed trolls
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Talks
12/07/17 6:52:18 PM
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I just want one that's just

1. taller than me
2. smarter than me
3. not submissive

I'm only 5'7 so
I feel like god should be able to grant this one
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XboxLegendary
12/07/17 8:13:32 PM
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And who says men aren't hypergamous? ()
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LJRENEGADE
12/09/17 11:18:40 PM
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I will not settle for less.

-a few feet taller than me (I'm 5'11).

Well there's your problem
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young_flip
12/09/17 11:24:18 PM
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trust me, the last thing you want is a dominant woman, especially you being a rookie with women.
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