Current Events > What are some interesting or bizarre things that you've experienced on the job?

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-We were having a show for an artist and he cared more about the alcohol than his paintings hanging up. He insulted our selection of alcohol and they sent me out to go buy tequila for him

-A party for Norman Lear was held at our place and several famous people came. I got to meet Bill Nye
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brewer driving a forklift grazed the nail in our bourbon barrels

nail got ripped out and several thousand dollars worth of beer started pouring out
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ManSpread posted...

brewer driving a forklift grazed the nail in our bourbon barrels

nail got ripped out and several thousand dollars worth of beer started pouring out

Wow
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when we switched systems from in my pharmacy outsorucing bs job, they asked us to set the payment method as PRIVATE for any drug refills that so that all the shit that piled up from the 1 month it took to switch systems would be flushed from the queue and we'd be back to normal, that was ILEGAL AS FUCK, and my outsourcing company told us that the pharmacy was rescinding contract which made me think they were in deep shit due to it as it was only a month later after we started doing it and the patients or their family had noticed the patient was beign charged for shit their fucking insurance shoudl be paying.
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Got to check in a shipment of sex toys at Amazon one time. Including a full male torso with attached penis. Was fuckin weird
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Owner polled a group of males "which coworker would you wanna have sex with?" And various other grossly illegal, sexual harassment kinda things

That was at an old job that i no longer have

When I used to work at a movie theater, there was one time I went into the back of the concessions area and an old man with his pants zipper a little ways down greeted me back there. I was like "uh...can I help you sir?" and he asked me, "is this the men's room?" and I was like "uh, no, let me show you dude". I walked him out and an old lady was looking for him, apparently he had dementia or some similar old people thing and didn't know wtf he was doing.

A bunch of crazy shit happens at theaters, I can't even remember half of it anymore though.

I heard from coworkers that they would walk in on couples having sex in the theater or getting BJs, I never experienced that, though.

got hit on by john travolta
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prince_leo posted...

got hit on by john travolta

Story?
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Every few weeks we have a drunk guy crash their car onto our property and either die or end up paralyzed.
We just put up huge concrete barriers to try and stop it from happening so often.

Watched a guy get all the skin ripped off his hand by a conveyor belt.

Also got to see the aftermath of a guy on a scooter getting run over by a tractor trailer. He was smeared all over the underside and his leg was wrapped around the rear axle.
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Vol2tex posted...

Story?

every time he talked he made a sexual joke. idk if he knew we knew who he was or not, but it was a slow afternoon and we looked up the tail number and it was for sure his
didn't bother me, but he has to know it was all recorded
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prince_leo posted...

Vol2tex posted...

Story?

every time he talked he made a sexual joke. idk if he knew we knew who he was or not, but it was a slow afternoon and we looked up the tail number and it was for sure his
didn't bother me, but he has to know it was all recorded

Wait, what's the context of interacting with him?
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DocDelicious posted...

Every few weeks we have a drunk guy crash their car onto our property and either die or end up paralyzed.
We just put up huge concrete barriers to try and stop it from happening so often.

Watched a guy get all the skin ripped off his hand by a conveyor belt.

Also got to see the aftermath of a guy on a scooter getting run over by a tractor trailer. He was smeared all over the underside and his leg was wrapped around the rear axle.

Jfc
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-floor giving out at a fire and me falling through it and my life flashing before my eyes
-getting a carbon monoxide call to a sorority house with tons of girls in their underwear (great call that was)
-getting a carbon monoxide call to a house with naked crazy old lafied who are attempting to bite us and throw feces at us(horrible call that was)
-helping a woman with a lift assist who fell down after using the toilet and as we are lifting her, spiders crawl out of her crotch. My coworker barfed on the spot
-walking in on two guys getting it on(one in front and one in the back). We're all like "wtf?"
-having a fire on the 4th of July, entering the house, and then having about 30 people running at us with bats and knives
-house collapsing 5 feet in front of me
-seeing way too many deaths
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I had a guy call Jesus and begged for me to save his life.
He was withdrawing from suboxone.
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Behaviorism posted...

-floor giving out at a fire and me falling through it and my life flashing before my eyes
-getting a carbon monoxide call to a sorority house with tons of girls in their underwear (great call that was)
-getting a carbon monoxide call to a house with naked crazy old lafied who are attempting to bite us and throw feces at us(horrible call that was)
-helping a woman with a lift assist who fell down after using the toilet and as we are lifting her, spiders crawl out of her crotch. My coworker barfed on the spot
-walking in on two guys getting it on(one in front and one in the back). We're all like "wtf?"
-having a fire on the 4th of July, entering the house, and then having about 30 people running at us with bats and knives
-house collapsing 5 feet in front of me
-seeing way too many deaths

Are you a cop?
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Firefighter
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Vol2tex posted...

Wait, what's the context of interacting with him?

i'm an air traffic controller and he was flying his plane
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prince_leo posted...

Vol2tex posted...

Wait, what's the context of interacting with him?

i'm an air traffic controller and he was flying his plane

Amazing
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Met Matthew Mcconaughey and Ricky Gervais.

Chased a small kitten down the hall and only caught him when he smashed into a wall.

Had people cry and beg for my help.
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I was standing behind a store I used to deliver to at 3am. It was summer and I was wearing shorts so when I felt something furry rub up against my leg I assumed it was a cat. Instead, I looked down and saw a raccoon. I screamed like a little girl. When the manager came out he laughed and said the bread guy always threw the stale bread out behind the store so the local wildlife were very trusting of humans