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Apocalyptic
11/28/17 7:27:19 PM
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This shit is ridiculous. Check this shit out, CE.

So, I'm at the gym on campus working out and trying to make gains. Then, I see this girl working out and become attracted to her. She looks like a real life version of the old Fiora design off of League of Legends if you guys ever played that trash.

Anyways, so I can't really approach her at the gym because she always has her headphones plus I feel like it wouldn't turn out well to approach her between sets, you know? Gives me a bad vibe. Luckily, she's in my physics lecture course. Unfortunately, she always comes late and there are a lot of open seats so not only do I not get a chance to sit next to her but even if I attempted to, it would look a little weird.

Now, you're probably wondering why don't I just talk to her after class? The problem with this is she leaves like 20 minutes early. It would be strange if I left at the same time and tried to talk to her. I got to make this look natural, CE. Women can tell when a conversation is not natural and I cannot fuck this up.

I literally don't know what to do. This is like some Dante Must Die levels of difficulty. Honestly, I'm a simple man. I like video games. I like chicken. I like ass. This critical thinking is way beyond me, man.
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Turbam
11/28/17 7:29:08 PM
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Apocalyptic posted...
This is like some Dante Must Die levels of difficulty.

Switch to Trickster in the gym and make the party go crazy
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/28/17 7:30:05 PM
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Drop some weights on your neck and let her come your rescue.
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