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Scotty_Rogers
12/01/17 8:19:13 AM
#102:


up
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WrestlinFan
12/01/17 8:37:17 AM
#103:


C
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OrangeCrush980
12/01/17 8:50:29 AM
#104:


E. Jerk it with Weegee
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Skyrim_Guard
12/01/17 1:22:38 PM
#105:


D
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Scotty_Rogers
12/01/17 2:56:41 PM
#106:


D wins.

You hope The_Doge will come to your rescue.

"Doge ... wherever you are ... give me strength" you think.

Scotty prepares to finish you with one final punch.

However, all of a sudden, bang. Scotty is shot in the head and collapses. The shooter?

"What's good," says The_Doge.

"Senpaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" Tomoko, Ranko and Ami scream. They both take out guns themselves and prepare to kill you and The_Doge.

What you do

A) Fight the women
B) Fuck the women
C) Apologize to the women
D) Run
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WrestlinFan
12/01/17 7:09:25 PM
#107:


B
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Scotty_Rogers
12/01/17 10:33:03 PM
#108:


@The_Doge
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Lord_Shadow
12/01/17 10:35:18 PM
#109:


Wouldn't b be rape at this point?
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Scotty_Rogers
12/01/17 10:36:13 PM
#110:


Lord_Shadow posted...
Wouldn't b be rape at this point?


No, because if B wins, I'll write the women to consent to it.
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The_Doge
12/01/17 10:36:30 PM
#111:


E bork at them
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Scotty_Rogers
12/01/17 10:36:55 PM
#112:


The_Doge posted...
E bork at them


so basically fight them? das A vote
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Spidey5
12/01/17 10:38:22 PM
#113:


F) Grab every single person in the room, alive or otherwise, by the pussy.
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Scotty_Rogers
12/01/17 10:39:00 PM
#114:


Spidey5 posted...
F) Grab every single person in the room, alive or otherwise, by the pussy.


I'll count that as a B vote
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The_Doge
12/01/17 10:40:48 PM
#115:


Scotty_Rogers posted...
The_Doge posted...
E bork at them


so basically fight them? das A vote

B
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Scotty_Rogers
12/01/17 10:41:34 PM
#116:


B wins!
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Scotty_Rogers
12/01/17 10:46:34 PM
#117:


Doge smirks.

"Ladies," Doge says. "Let's make love, not war".

"Agreed" You say.

Tomoko, Ami and Ranko shrug.

"Sure," they say. "But you should know something".

"What?" Doge asks.

"We're not actually human" Tomoko says.

"Eh?" You say.

"We are robots, created by Dr. Damala Bouga Time Bongo Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon to conquer Earth," they say.

Suddenly, their bodies turn into machines.

what do

A) Fight the robot bitches
B) Run!
C) Apologize
D) Still bang em
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Scotty_Rogers
12/01/17 11:08:36 PM
#118:


Fam?
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Eat More Beef
12/01/17 11:13:04 PM
#119:


Solar_Crimson posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g

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Scotty_Rogers
12/01/17 11:18:23 PM
#120:


Scotty_Rogers posted...
Fam?

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Lord_Shadow
12/01/17 11:23:29 PM
#121:


D
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Scotty_Rogers
12/02/17 1:38:19 PM
#122:


Up fam
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Scotty_Rogers
12/02/17 2:29:02 PM
#123:


@The_Doge
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The_Doge
12/02/17 2:36:53 PM
#124:


Doge needs pics of robot ladys
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