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Scotty_Rogers
11/29/17 6:09:01 PM
#52:


B wins.

"Ami-saaaaaaaaan!" Ranko says.

"You know, what?" Shaq says. "Ranko, shawty, wanna cuck?"

"Cuck?" Ranko asks, confused.

"It basically means fucking someone else's SO ," you say. "Usually right in front of them"

"Ami-san is MINE!" Ranko replies, furious.

"Alright, alright, shawty!" Shaq says. "You can take Ami and I'll take---"

"Tomoko-sensei is MINE!" you respond.

"Man, fuck you!" Shaq replies. "Your virgin ass couldn't handle that!"

"Neither could you" a mysterious voice says.

You all turn around and see who it came from: @The_Doge

"I'll be taking Tomoko and Ami," Doge says, walking off.

What you do

A) Hook up with Ranko
B) Plan to cuck Doge instead
C) Just kill Scotty already
D) Tell Scotty about Doge
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The_Doge
11/29/17 6:17:54 PM
#53:


C
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Spidey5
11/29/17 6:24:28 PM
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Popcorn_Fairy
11/29/17 6:32:23 PM
#55:


C and B. Shaq and Protag go after Scotty while Ranko goes after Ami.
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Scotty_Rogers
11/29/17 7:03:49 PM
#56:


C wins.

"Who the fuck was that?" Shaq asks.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrr!" Ranko grunts. "I wanna kill that motherfucker!"

"You mean the guy who just walked out?" Shaq asks.

"No," Ranko mutters. "Sukotti!"

"No, Ranko," you say. "I'll do it."

You walk over to Scotty.

"How may I help you, sir?"

"Die," you say.

"Hm?" Scotty says.

"DIE!" you scream.

You swing a fist at Scotty. Scotty grabs it.

"You want to fight me?" Scotty asks.

It's time to put your Karate skills to the test to destroy Scotty Rogers.

What you do

A) Falcon Punch
B) Falcon Kick
C) 1 Inch Punch
D) Saitama his bitch ass
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The_Doge
11/29/17 7:17:10 PM
#57:


D
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Spidey5
11/29/17 7:17:41 PM
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VTBM
11/29/17 7:36:12 PM
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Mystery_Mission
11/29/17 8:25:49 PM
#60:


The_Doge posted...
D
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Popcorn_Fairy
11/29/17 10:07:01 PM
#61:


Gonna go with D.
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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 9:49:11 AM
#62:


D win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk2SrdnFNqU


"WAN PAN" you shout.

"Huh?" Scotty says.

You punch Scotty in the stomach. The punch is so hard that it goes through his stomach.

Scotty throws up blood and collapses.

"Boy!" Shaq shouts. "One punch like shit!"

"Scotty-sama!" Tomoko says.

"Scotty-sama!" Ami says.

They look at you with eyes of death. "How could you hurt my SCOTTY-sama?" they ask.

"Aw, fuck," Shaq runs.

It looks like you're about to be killed by two hot Asian women. what you doing

A) Invite Ranko over and have a foursome
B) Run
C) Dukes up
D) Apologize
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WrestlinFan
11/30/17 10:14:26 AM
#63:


E) Fuck Scotty's stomach hole, drown to death in a semen and blood mix.
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Duncanwii
11/30/17 10:21:03 AM
#64:


A;)
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legend253
11/30/17 1:41:03 PM
#65:


C
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Spidey5
11/30/17 1:57:10 PM
#66:


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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 4:38:19 PM
#67:


up
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Popcorn_Fairy
11/30/17 4:40:08 PM
#68:


G. Have Ranko charm Tomoko and Ami.
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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 4:46:37 PM
#69:


please stop making up options
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Mr_Biscuit
11/30/17 4:57:36 PM
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Spidey5
11/30/17 8:13:43 PM
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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 8:14:23 PM
#72:


please select the options i came up with

It looks like you're about to be killed by two hot Asian women. what you doing

A) Invite Ranko over and have a foursome
B) Run
C) Dukes up
D) Apologize

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Panthera
11/30/17 8:44:15 PM
#73:


E) Jerk it with Luigi
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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 9:14:20 PM
#74:


fam
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Panthera
11/30/17 9:20:40 PM
#75:


Scotty_Rogers posted...
please select the options i came up with

It looks like you're about to be killed by two hot Asian women. what you doing

A) Invite Ranko over and have a foursome
B) Run
C) Dukes up
D) Apologize
E) Jerk it with Luigi

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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 9:23:05 PM
#76:


A's the closest to winning so far,

one more A vote?
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Panthera
11/30/17 9:47:17 PM
#77:


A) Jerk with Luigi
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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 10:13:25 PM
#78:


I'll count that as an A vote.

A wins.
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The_Doge
11/30/17 10:13:41 PM
#79:


A doge Invites Ranko over and have a foursome
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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 10:17:36 PM
#80:


A wins.

"Tomoko! Ami!" you shout. "I love you both! I'm sorry I killed Scotty! But really do love you both!"

You start breaking down.

Tomoko and Ami observe you. Suddenly, they smile and both grab an arm of yours.

"Huh?" you ask.

"Senpaiiiiiiiiii!" they scream.

You realize they want some fuck.

"Yo, Ranko," you say. "You want in on this?"

"Senpai!" Ranko says and comes with you to your apartment.

The sex is seemingly about to happen. However, just before you close the door, someone stops it from closing.

It's Scotty.

"What the fuck?" you say.

Despite having a bloody hole through his stomach, Scotty is still alive.

"No one cucks me," Scotty says. "Nobody".

what you doing

A) Saitama Scotty again.
B) Tell Ami, Tomoko and Ranko to kill Scotty.
C) Roast Scotty
D) Run
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Panthera
11/30/17 10:18:10 PM
#81:


The_Doge posted...
A doge Invites Ranko over and have a foursome


bad doge kitty no pleezed
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Spidey5
11/30/17 10:22:53 PM
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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 10:26:04 PM
#83:


Spidey5 posted...
E) Have Ami and Tomoko roast Scotty while Ranko Saitamas Scotty.


So one of the women attacking Scotty? That's a B vote then
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The_Doge
11/30/17 10:26:52 PM
#84:


Spidey5 posted...
E) Have Ami and Tomoko roast Scotty while Ranko Saitamas Scotty.

Wow
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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 10:29:56 PM
#85:


@The_Doge posted...
Spidey5 posted...
E) Have Ami and Tomoko roast Scotty while Ranko Saitamas Scotty.

Wow


you vote dat fam?
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The_Doge
11/30/17 10:36:35 PM
#86:


Scotty_Rogers posted...
@The_Doge posted...
Spidey5 posted...
E) Have Ami and Tomoko roast Scotty while Ranko Saitamas Scotty.

Wow


you vote dat fam?

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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 10:37:16 PM
#87:


one more vote b/e vote fam
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Lord_Shadow
11/30/17 10:38:38 PM
#88:


E
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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 10:41:05 PM
#89:


B wins

"Ladies, get rid of him," you say, smirking.

Tomoko, Ami and Ranko shrug. They surround Scotty.

"Sit down, whores" says Scotty.

Tomoko, Ami and Ranko immediately sit down.

"You tried to turn my bitches against me?" Scotty says. "You done fucked up"

Scotty assumes fighting stance. Prepare yourself.

what you do

A) Fight Scotty and destroy him once and for all
B) Run
C) Apologize
D) Roast Scotty
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The_Doge
11/30/17 10:44:21 PM
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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 10:51:35 PM
#91:


Let's keep it going fam

we close to da end
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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 11:09:43 PM
#92:


up fam
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Popcorn_Fairy
11/30/17 11:12:51 PM
#93:


D and A. Roast Scotty so bad it completely destroys him.
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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 11:27:10 PM
#94:


another a vote
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Spidey5
11/30/17 11:28:17 PM
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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 11:41:53 PM
#96:


please vote for the options i made
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thronedfire2
11/30/17 11:44:00 PM
#97:


A
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Scotty_Rogers
11/30/17 11:57:57 PM
#98:


A wins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALHKfBLVZos


You lunge at Scotty. You attempt to strike him with a fist, but he dodges. Another fist. He dodges again.

"That all you got, fool?" Scotty mocks you. "My side bitch can punch better than you!"

You lunge at Scotty again, but he caught you with a right hook and follows a jab. Then, he caught you with an uppercut and he kicks you in your ass.

"What's good?" Scotty says. "Not even worth my time! Bitches, get rid of him!"

Ami, Tomoko and Ranko start kicking you.

"Hold him for me!"

They hold you.

Scotty then kicks you so hard that you come flying out the house.

You're on the ground, bloodied. Scotty is standing over you.

"Esto el fin," Scotty says.

What you do

A) "This is my women. My bitches" you say before beating Scotty ass, Daredevil style
B) "I won't let you destroy my WORRRRRRRRRRRRLD" before beating Scotty ass, Goku style
C) Beg for mercy
D) Hope @The_Doge comes to your rescue. After all, he only appeared once in the story so far
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The_Doge
12/01/17 12:57:03 AM
#99:


D
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Yomi
12/01/17 5:01:50 AM
#100:


"Esto el fin" = "This the end"
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Lord_Shadow
12/01/17 5:06:36 AM
#101:


D
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