Current Events > theres 3 huge ass spiders blocking the only exit out of a room what do you do?

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only doorway is webbed with 3 huge spiders spread around *

there is a gun with 1 bullet inside

you're stuck in the room and the only way out is through that doorway

what do you do?

*the spiders are suspended on the web thats covering the door.
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Well thankfully I have a fun.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZiq32pUUAA_6pg.jpg
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How huge?

Also.

ModLogic posted...

there is a fun with 1 bullet inside

Da fuck
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I shoot one. Hope the others scatter. If not I put a glove on and smash them with the pistol. If no glove then a pillow case around my hand. If that's not available I will use my underwear. Since I wouldn't wanna sacrifice my shirt or pants.
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Which way does the door swing open? Towards me, or away from me? This is actually important.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5WRhoXge6A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU
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Shoot the door handle off and run through the opened door with my eyes closed
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I point the gun at one of them and shout "I don't want no trouble ya hear" and hope they scatter. If they don't I'll fire a warning shot to send the message.
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call the padlox help line
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Kajagogo posted...

Which way does the door swing open? Towards me, or away from me? This is actually important.

there is no door.
just a "door" of web with 3 huge spiders
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depends on how big.

if it's more than I can deal with, then sudoku
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ModLogic posted...

Kajagogo posted...

Which way does the door swing open? Towards me, or away from me? This is actually important.

there is no door.
just a "door" of web with 3 huge spiders

Okay, well, use the gun handle to knock the spiders off the web, then destroy the web and leave.
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Run through the door and flail like a crazy person.
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Although this question is rather silly if you think about it. You're in a doorless room with only one exit, which is covered by a cobweb.

How did you get in this room in the first place?
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Kajagogo posted...

Although this question is rather silly if you think about it. You're in a doorless room with only one exit, which is covered by a cobweb.

How did you get in this room in the first place?

The spiders dragged you in and then made the web while you were passed out
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Kajagogo posted...

Although this question is rather silly if you think about it. You're in a doorless room with only one exit, which is covered by a cobweb.

How did you get in this room in the first place?

The spiders placed you in it.
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Call @Go_Totodile, close my eyes and run.

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How huge we talking?

Goliath birdeater tarantula sized?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0MrgI97GYw

Or bigger?

Here is a ok video on large spiders (some of the photos are off or doctored for example the thumbnail)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjLNIjN4vYs
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large skulltula huge
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stone posted...

Kajagogo posted...

Although this question is rather silly if you think about it. You're in a doorless room with only one exit, which is covered by a cobweb.

How did you get in this room in the first place?

The spiders dragged you in and then made the web while you were passed out

Doubt it.
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I use the one bullet to shoot myself and die in that room
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I walk out using the door.

Shoot the kid only for the police to come in seconds later killing the 3 spiders.

Alright since there's no door handle I wait till there's one dead center, shoot it, then while the others scutter away I just run through the middle to safety, then stop drop and roll if I feel anything
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Fus
Ro
DAH
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I run through that shit.
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made a mistake entering this topic

but the answer is easy, i shoot myself in the head and hope that kills me on the spot before the spiders start creeping towards me
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Pistol whip the spiders until they undo their web.
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run into the web door while screaming and get caught in it. then have my juices sucked out over the course of however many weeks by the spiders until I shrivel up and become part of the web
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Pick a god and pray.
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ThyCorndog posted...

run into the web door while screaming and get caught in it. then have my juices sucked out over the course of however many weeks by the spiders until I shrivel up and become part of the web

Somewhere, someone has this fetish.
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What makes them ass spiders as opposed to regular huge spiders?
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lilJoe457 posted...

I shoot one. Hope the others scatter. If not I put a glove on and smash them with the pistol. If no glove then a pillow case around my hand. If that's not available I will use my underwear. Since I wouldn't wanna sacrifice my shirt or pants.

Usually same but what if youre in your cutest or softest or favorite pair of underwear
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