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UnfairRepresent 11/11/17 1:23:44 PM #1: |
You're at a bar when a girl walks past you. You make some kind of comment about her that was arguably degoratory.
She overhears you however and gets pissed off. She gets right in your face saying shit and then punches you. Then she winds back for another punch. What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Panthera 11/11/17 1:24:11 PM #2: |
I do the river dance
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Fuparulez 11/11/17 1:24:49 PM #3: |
Block it. The first one was deserved, the second one is unnecessary.
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MikeArmstrong 11/11/17 1:24:54 PM #4: |
Punch her back in the name of equality.
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StarReaper13 11/11/17 1:24:59 PM #5: |
I wouldn't even be in the bar. But in this case I'd splash my drink in her face.
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JxOxNxIxCxS 11/11/17 1:25:26 PM #6: |
Punch her in the bobs and vagene
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NOM 11/11/17 1:26:32 PM #7: |
Shouldn't have said the derogatory thing in the first place(unless she said something first)
Keep that shit to yourself. Anyway, punch her back and fucking level her. Than prepare to take my beating from all the white knights in the club. --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 11/11/17 1:27:08 PM #8: |
Hug her and tell her its alright.
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Laserion 11/11/17 1:28:02 PM #9: |
Ryu Crouching Roundhouse kick to her feet. When she falls on her ass, I walk away.
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Electrokinesis 11/11/17 1:28:56 PM #10: |
Punch her back. Then keep punching her until she cant continue standing by her own power. Then lift her up and toss her at people coming to attack you, knocking them all down, and jump up onto the bar and let out a victory cry.
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Bad_Mojo 11/11/17 1:34:20 PM #11: |
Fuparulez posted...
Block it. The first one was deserved, the second one is unnecessary. Why is the first one deserved? Assault is a crime, free speech is not --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 11/11/17 1:37:39 PM #12: |
Probably run. Im the type to feel people think im guilty until proven innocent. I rather take the physical pain than the mental stress. Im not hitting a chick despite how much people here gush over the thought of hitting a guilty woman.
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Stagmar 11/11/17 1:37:47 PM #13: |
Wake up. To be in that situation, I must be having a bad dream.
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DragonPick 11/11/17 1:38:59 PM #14: |
Electrokinesis posted...
Punch her back. Then keep punching her until she cant continue standing by her own power. Then lift her up and toss her at people coming to attack you, knocking them all down, and jump up onto the bar and let out a victory cry. I sit in the back of the bar, my knees knocking and sweat puddling at my feet as I watched Electrokinesis decimate a room filled with the most powerful white knights in existence. "I-I-m-possible!" Electro turns his head and stares at me with fury in his eyes, I could tell he was sizing me up, trying to decipher if I were one of the white knights who would dare to stand in his path. "W-wait! wait up, man!" I shout with my hands up, "I'm not a threat, please spare me!" Seeing as Electro is not a cop, he let the frightened black man be and began towards the exit. "Not bad," said a voice from seemingly nowhere. It echoed throughout the bar as the two of us tried to find the source. "You defeated the strongest of my White Knights... but can you handle... A White Queen!?" The woman stood up, head first, as if lifted by a puppeteer's strings and with blinding speed was face to face with our hero. With the same surprising speed she punched him for the second time that night, sending him flying out of the bard, however Electro was skilled. He recovered in mid air, flipping several times before landing on his feet. The White Queen slowly stepped out of the bar, simultaneously infecting citizens simply walking the streets at night with the White Knight Virus. "He struck me!" She shouted to her soldiers! "He struck me after I punched him first!" "How unfair!" The Knights screamed "This is disgusting, you should be murdered, string him up by his tendons!!" The knights began to hoot and holler, ripping off their clothes and squatting while screaming. With the focus of 1000 monks, Electrokinesis assumed a fighting stance as the dozens of White Knights charged him. --- DragonPick! - All this time and still not playing runescape ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/11/17 1:41:07 PM #15: |
Stagmar posted...
Wake up. To be in that situation, I must be having a bad dream. No its real --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stagmar 11/11/17 1:45:22 PM #16: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Stagmar posted...Wake up. To be in that situation, I must be having a bad dream. Can't be. I'd never be in that situation. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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blahblahfatbomb 11/11/17 1:46:59 PM #17: |
Be happy a women is touching me.
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EverDownward 11/11/17 1:48:21 PM #18: |
MikeArmstrong posted...
Punch her back in the name of equality. --- http://i.imgur.com/DKNJbBm.jpg Official Praying Monk from the Sky Temple of the MKX boards ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZannoL 11/11/17 1:50:15 PM #19: |
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HaVeNII7 11/11/17 1:51:07 PM #20: |
Moan as loud as I can,
"OH YEAH! HARDER DADDY YEEEEEEUUUUS!!!!!" Then whip my dick out and ask her to treat me like she's a Hollywood star and I'm her newest intern. --- PSN/Steam: HaVeNII7 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/11/17 1:51:39 PM #21: |
Stagmar posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...Stagmar posted...Wake up. To be in that situation, I must be having a bad dream. But you are --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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blahblahfatbomb 11/11/17 1:52:49 PM #22: |
HaVeNII7 posted...
Moan as loud as I can, --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Electrokinesis 11/11/17 1:53:53 PM #23: |
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TwinStars 11/11/17 1:56:36 PM #25: |
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CensorErik 11/11/17 1:59:00 PM #26: |
DragonPick posted...
Electrokinesis posted...Punch her back. Then keep punching her until she cant continue standing by her own power. Then lift her up and toss her at people coming to attack you, knocking them all down, and jump up onto the bar and let out a victory cry. This is amazing. Glad I came into this topic now. --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 6-2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sopfed 11/11/17 2:02:01 PM #27: |
Fuparulez posted...
Block it. The first one was deserved, the second one is unnecessary. This, though I wouldn't say the first one was deserved. I certainly shouldn't have said some shit, but that's no justification for violence either. --- Q ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Panthera 11/11/17 2:02:12 PM #28: |
DragonPick posted...
Electrokinesis posted...Punch her back. Then keep punching her until she cant continue standing by her own power. Then lift her up and toss her at people coming to attack you, knocking them all down, and jump up onto the bar and let out a victory cry. In theaters January 23 --- We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DragonPick 11/11/17 2:02:26 PM #29: |
Electrokinesis posted...
I love you. CensorErik posted... This is amazing. Glad I came into this topic now. ;) Also lol post 24 got modded? --- DragonPick! - All this time and still not playing runescape ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CensorErik 11/11/17 2:07:33 PM #30: |
DragonPick posted...
Electrokinesis posted...I love you. No. I deleted it because I posted it before seeing your magnificent post and felt very small by comparison. Lol. --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 6-2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/11/17 2:11:24 PM #31: |
CensorErik posted...
and felt very small by comparison A feeling CenorErik is used too --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CensorErik 11/11/17 11:27:01 PM #32: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
CensorErik posted...and felt very small by comparison Here's your attention for the year. Merry Christmas. Go play with your fidget spinner now. --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 6-2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/12/17 3:05:34 AM #33: |
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UnfairRepresent 11/13/17 4:03:22 AM #35: |
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CensorErik 11/13/17 3:54:42 PM #36: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Abd he was never seen again You're a really lonely person, aren't you? I'm sorry. Here... --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 7-2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThyCorndog 11/13/17 3:55:40 PM #37: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
You make some kind of comment about her that was arguably degoratory. Take the punch and then apologize for being a dick --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dustin1280 11/13/17 3:57:49 PM #38: |
DragonPick posted...
Electrokinesis posted...Punch her back. Then keep punching her until she cant continue standing by her own power. Then lift her up and toss her at people coming to attack you, knocking them all down, and jump up onto the bar and let out a victory cry. so good --- RIP: Canuklehead, Karma: 1369 // RIP: Gen_Lee_Enfield, Karma: 1731 // RIP: Orlando of the Axe, Karma: 1642 --They delivered! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/14/17 6:48:27 PM #39: |
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