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RockRapDubstep
11/11/17 5:06:23 AM
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No matter how big you are, how good of a fighter you may be, whoever you're up against will be notably bigger and better than you to a point where you realistically have no chance of winning. They feel personally wronged by you for whatever reason, say maybe they think you fucked their girlfriend or something, so they're trying to hurt you. The only guarantee you get is that you won't die but anything else is possible. Nobody will know you got the money unless you want them to but the whole thing will be recorded by someone and put on YouTube.
The $1m will be after any medical expenses are covered, which will come at no cost to you.

Any attempt to take a dive or find any loopholes will result in your testicles spontaneously exploding.
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FF_Redux
11/11/17 5:09:07 AM
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RockRapDubstep posted...
The only guarantee you get is that you won't die but anything else is possible


Anything like becoming brain damaged.

No thanks.
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RockRapDubstep
11/11/17 6:11:10 AM
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JimmyJumper6
11/11/17 6:15:48 AM
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i guess
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N0VICE
11/11/17 6:29:17 AM
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I prefer not to risk my beautiful body, rather than got a million dollars but I can't be happy for the rest of my life. Even though that's a lots of money.
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AbstraktProfSC2
11/11/17 6:30:15 AM
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id happily take one for $1000. serious!?
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KookyDetective
11/11/17 6:32:23 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
RockRapDubstep posted...
The only guarantee you get is that you won't die but anything else is possible


Anything like becoming brain damaged.

No thanks.

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_Goggalor_
11/11/17 6:32:56 AM
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Nah, I'm good. CTE doesn't sound like fun. Now, a cage fight with MMA rules where I can get KO'd/TKO'd? Sure, as long as it's not a heavyweight that could put me in a coma with a head kick.
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myzz7
11/11/17 6:33:26 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
RockRapDubstep posted...
The only guarantee you get is that you won't die but anything else is possible


Anything like becoming brain damaged.

No thanks.

i wouldn't do it if it just meant my teeth getting knocked out.

pass.
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Chicken
11/11/17 6:37:18 AM
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Yes. Take a punch and then lie down while covering my head.
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Dorfl_2
11/11/17 6:57:45 AM
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RockRapDubstep posted...
The only guarantee you get is that you won't die but anything else is possible.
E.g. amputation, brain damage, paralysis, permanent nerve damage, etc?

NO. Not even for $1 billion.
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KookyDetective
11/11/17 7:02:28 AM
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Chicken posted...
Yes. Take a punch and then lie down while covering my head.

Chicken posted...
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Chicken
11/11/17 7:11:57 AM
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KookyDetective posted...
Chicken posted...
Yes. Take a punch and then lie down while covering my head.

Chicken posted...

KookyDetective posted...
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