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MattSFfrd
11/08/17 7:17:55 PM
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this is a thing that USA today did that wasn't satire. like, this happened.

https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/928343873000054784

oh my god.

the left wonders why it loses these arguments so handily.

THIS WAS A THING
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Zack_Attackv1
11/08/17 7:22:54 PM
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apolloooo
11/08/17 7:25:25 PM
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lol
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ThePrinceFish
11/08/17 7:26:23 PM
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A chainsaw bayonet sounds fucking awesome. Probably really terrible in practice but absolutely awesome.
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MattSFfrd
11/08/17 7:30:25 PM
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I is smart
11/08/17 7:30:50 PM
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This is hilariously sad
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Uncle_Drew
11/08/17 7:32:56 PM
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Lmao come on
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eston
11/08/17 7:33:35 PM
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MattSFfrd
11/08/17 7:34:11 PM
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eston posted...
Whoever did that is awesome


you spelled the R word wrong
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giantblimpN7
11/08/17 7:35:31 PM
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fan357
11/08/17 7:37:17 PM
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Was Marcus Phoenix the shooter?
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Bat178
11/08/17 7:38:18 PM
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Gears of War becoming real?
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/08/17 7:38:24 PM
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Guys chainsaw bayonets are perfectly reasonable. My gun in Gears of War had a chainsaw that worked like a charm
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Ricemills
11/08/17 7:38:32 PM
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i feel this like the moment when you joke around sarcastically and the people you're talking to taking it seriously.
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CruelBuffalo
11/08/17 7:39:28 PM
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Bat178 posted...
Gears of War becoming real?


My thoughts
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Youngster_Joey_
11/08/17 7:39:41 PM
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fan357 posted...
Was Marcus Phoenix the shooter?


God damit beat me by a minute
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MattSFfrd
11/08/17 7:40:02 PM
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Ricemills posted...
i feel this like the moment when you joke around sarcastically and the people you're talking to taking it seriously.


hey guys this news organization's video that they later defended was totally a joke, you guys
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MattSFfrd
11/08/17 7:41:08 PM
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AlecSkorpio
11/08/17 7:41:27 PM
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Are those under barrel shotguns even sold on the civillian market?

Cause I've never seen one at any gun shop or gun show, and I've never even seen anyone with one IRL. And I've met a shit ton of douchebags who throw every single tactical doo dad and gizmo they can on their AR's.
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Iron-Tarkus
11/08/17 7:42:32 PM
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOI7_02W0AEJdrt?format=jpg

Hue
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ThePrinceFish
11/08/17 7:42:57 PM
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MattSFfrd posted...
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/928367850749857792

JUST TO BE CLEAR THE SHOOTER DIDN'T USE THIS

holy mother fucking ever loving shit

Lmao at the replies. Especially the one with the large vibrator bayonet.
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eston
11/08/17 7:43:29 PM
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I thought it was pretty obvious they weren't saying he used that. It was during the part of the video showing possible mods, and immediately followed by a photo and diagram of what mods he had
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Ricemills
11/08/17 7:43:59 PM
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MattSFfrd posted...
Ricemills posted...
i feel this like the moment when you joke around sarcastically and the people you're talking to taking it seriously.


hey guys this news organization's video that they later defended was totally a joke, you guys


it literally said "possible modification". im pretty sure they are not the first person with chainsaw bayonet idea.
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AlecSkorpio
11/08/17 7:46:26 PM
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eston posted...
I thought it was pretty obvious they weren't saying he used that. It was during the part of the video showing possible mods, and immediately followed by a photo and diagram of what mods he had


Chainsaw Bayonets as a possible mod is still a fucking joke

Hence people putting everything from dildos to lightsabers as a possible mod now.
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DarthAragorn
11/08/17 7:47:02 PM
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I think we all get that they're not saying this is what was used

I think we all recognize it's fucking ridiculous to suggest it as a possible modification people should be afraid of
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MattSFfrd
11/08/17 7:47:55 PM
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Ricemills posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
Ricemills posted...
i feel this like the moment when you joke around sarcastically and the people you're talking to taking it seriously.


hey guys this news organization's video that they later defended was totally a joke, you guys


it literally said "possible modification". im pretty sure they are not the first person with chainsaw bayonet idea.


everybody needs to just sit back and digest how fucking stupid this comment is
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UnholyMudcrab
11/08/17 7:48:19 PM
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Axiom
11/08/17 7:48:20 PM
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eston posted...
I thought it was pretty obvious they weren't saying he used that. It was during the part of the video showing possible mods, and immediately followed by a photo and diagram of what mods he had

Gun nuts are simple minded folks. They would have thought that's what he used if they hadn't put out a disclaimer

Funniest part is they didn't even know that's an actual attachment. A gimmicky one for sure but it's legit. I bet the sellers of it are so happy about this tweet
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D-Lo_BrownTown
11/08/17 7:48:54 PM
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Chainsaw Bayonets do in fact exist

It's one of the stupid gimmicks that was created for the "zombie killer" fad a few years back.

They're not common at all, though. I'd bet that these days you'd have to have one custom made.
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MattSFfrd
11/08/17 7:49:18 PM
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Axiom posted...
eston posted...
I thought it was pretty obvious they weren't saying he used that. It was during the part of the video showing possible mods, and immediately followed by a photo and diagram of what mods he had

Gun nuts are simple minded folks. They would have thought that's what he used if they hadn't put out a disclaimer

Funniest part is they didn't even know that's an actual attachment. A gimmicky one for sure but it's legit. I bet the sellers of it are so happy about this tweet


holy shit

this is also a thing that just happened
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Ricemills
11/08/17 7:50:07 PM
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MattSFfrd posted...
Ricemills posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
Ricemills posted...
i feel this like the moment when you joke around sarcastically and the people you're talking to taking it seriously.


hey guys this news organization's video that they later defended was totally a joke, you guys


it literally said "possible modification". im pretty sure they are not the first person with chainsaw bayonet idea.


everybody needs to just sit back and digest how fucking stupid this comment is


everybody needs to just sit back and digest how fucking stupid to take an obvious joke seriously.
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Axiom
11/08/17 7:50:12 PM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
Chainsaw Bayonets do in fact exist

It's one of the stupid gimmicks that was created for the "zombie killer" fad a few years back.

They're not common at all, though. I'd bet that these days you'd have to have one custom made.

Yep. They're super expensive too
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D-Lo_BrownTown
11/08/17 7:51:01 PM
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MattSFfrd
11/08/17 7:54:06 PM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
http://www.armslist.com/posts/1537476/pittsburgh-pennsylvania-gun-parts-for-sale-trade--zombie-chainsaw-bayonet

I'd still argue it's stupid as hell for USA today to have used it in their tweet.


you would have to dig pretty hard to find somebody stupid enough to disagree with that. or, you know, just go on CE for 30 seconds.
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Wolf_J_Flywheel
11/08/17 7:55:54 PM
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Axiom posted...
D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
Chainsaw Bayonets do in fact exist

It's one of the stupid gimmicks that was created for the "zombie killer" fad a few years back.

They're not common at all, though. I'd bet that these days you'd have to have one custom made.

Yep. They're super expensive too

Just mod a pole saw
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Sun-Joe-2-in-1-8-in-8-Amp-Electric-Convertible-Pole-Chain-Saw-SWJ806E-HTG/302284330
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awesome999
11/08/17 7:57:51 PM
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eston posted...
Whoever did that is awesome

I didn't do anything i swear
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Uncle_Drew
11/08/17 8:08:06 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
Are those under barrel shotguns even sold on the civillian market?

Cause I've never seen one at any gun shop or gun show, and I've never even seen anyone with one IRL. And I've met a shit ton of douchebags who throw every single tactical doo dad and gizmo they can on their AR's.

I don't think they are, I'm pretty sure you need your class 3 license or whatever it is you need to get automatics as well. I've been to quite a few gun shows as well and I've never seen one
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MattSFfrd
11/09/17 9:40:15 AM
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AlephZero
11/09/17 9:44:13 AM
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this is what gun control advocates actually believe
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lilORANG
11/09/17 9:44:39 AM
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eston posted...
Whoever did that is awesome

this lol. I feel like some intern was assigned to make this graphic and he decided to have fun with it. I lol'd
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josifrees
11/09/17 9:45:01 AM
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Now Im imagining someone cutting a tree down with jt
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EnragedSlith
11/09/17 9:51:20 AM
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What dumb dumb put together that video and how many times can they be fired for it?
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MattSFfrd
11/09/17 7:20:28 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
What dumb dumb put together that video and how many times can they be fired for it?


it was either an intern that was trolling or a liberal idiot, either way nothing of value was lost
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