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Sayoria
10/27/17 9:26:17 PM
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FrisbeeDude
10/27/17 9:27:48 PM
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No one gets in the way of my frisbee games! NO ONE!
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KiwiTerraRizing
10/27/17 9:30:39 PM
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Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/27/17 9:31:03 PM
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Was it on @The_Doge lawn?
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Artillatron8
10/27/17 9:31:42 PM
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weapon_d00d816
10/27/17 9:32:45 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
10/27/17 9:32:48 PM
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Damn. I was in the mood for a story. Can you make a fake story to make up for it?
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The_Doge
10/27/17 9:34:24 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Was it on @The_Doge lawn?

Wow
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Duncanwii
10/27/17 9:35:02 PM
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Lucky....
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DreadedWave
10/27/17 9:35:32 PM
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Sayoria
10/27/17 9:54:42 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Damn. I was in the mood for a story. Can you make a fake story to make up for it?


Sure.

Hey everyone.

So there I was just getting out of class. I had one more class to go. As I was running upstairs to cross the skybridge, I stepped on my shoelace and fell backwards into the arms of some big, muscular guy. I turned around and he was there smiling with a big, cheesy....Chad-like smile.

I became flustered fast.

"Hey, your shoelace is untied....." He said still smiling.
"Well, duh, I think she could tell the moment it happened, nerd." Said DreadedWave as she walked by.
I swooned. She swooned. We went to a vacant classroom and I dunno. I forget what happened after that.
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/27/17 9:56:00 PM
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Sayoria posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Damn. I was in the mood for a story. Can you make a fake story to make up for it?


Sure.

Hey everyone.

So there I was just getting out of class. I had one more class to go. As I was running upstairs to cross the skybridge, I stepped on my shoelace and fell backwards into the arms of some big, muscular guy. I turned around and he was there smiling with a big, cheesy....Chad-like smile.

I became flustered fast.

"Hey, your shoelace is untied....." He said still smiling.
"Well, duh, I think she could tell the moment it happened, nerd." Said DreadedWave as she walked by.
I swooned. She swooned. We went to a vacant classroom and I dunno. I forget what happened after that.


I was in there drinking and what happened next was bone chilling to say the least.
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psvitantifail
10/27/17 9:56:42 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...


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awesome999
10/27/17 9:57:41 PM
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I am so glad I didn't have the camera setup or good internet when I was a teenager

He's gonna cringe so hard when he grows up lmao I feel sorry for him
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DreadedWave
10/27/17 9:58:53 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I was in there drinking and what happened next was bone chilling to say the least.


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Sayoria
10/27/17 10:02:10 PM
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awesome999 posted...
I am so glad I didn't have the camera setup or good internet when I was a teenager

He's gonna cringe so hard when he grows up lmao I feel sorry for him


He already is grown up. He has his own youtube channel. I cannot remember what it was though.

DreadedWave posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I was in there drinking and what happened next was bone chilling to say the least.



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Terra-enforcer
10/27/17 10:03:59 PM
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Where did he put his peepee tho?
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/27/17 10:05:38 PM
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Terra-enforcer posted...
Where did he put his peepee tho?


All I can tell you is I tried to scurry out of there but I stepped into a puddle of something that was all over the place. I will never go into room 69 ever again.
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Darkrobotisback
10/27/17 10:08:42 PM
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Barely had sex?
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Sayoria
10/27/17 10:10:05 PM
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Terra-enforcer posted...
Where did he put his peepee tho?

There's two other holes while the other is still closed for renovation.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/28/17 1:09:26 AM
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Im so satisfied. Thank you everyone
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Terra-enforcer
10/28/17 2:37:19 AM
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Sayoria posted...
Terra-enforcer posted...
Where did he put his peepee tho?

There's two other holes while the other is still closed for renovation.

So he knew you still have a pee pee too?
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Sayoria
10/28/17 7:48:45 AM
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Terra-enforcer posted...
Sayoria posted...
Terra-enforcer posted...
Where did he put his peepee tho?

There's two other holes while the other is still closed for renovation.

So he knew you still have a pee pee too?


Wait, with me? Wait, I didn't have sex!
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Foppe
10/28/17 7:52:13 AM
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Was it good?
Sayoria posted...
Wait, I didn't have sex!

A shame.
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Darkrobotisback
10/28/17 8:54:35 AM
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Sayoria posted...
Terra-enforcer posted...
Sayoria posted...
Terra-enforcer posted...
Where did he put his peepee tho?

There's two other holes while the other is still closed for renovation.

So he knew you still have a pee pee too?


Wait, with me? Wait, I didn't have sex!

So you saw someone have sex, but you don't remember them having sex?
Da fuck?
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ssj3vegeta2
10/28/17 8:55:05 AM
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Caution999
10/28/17 10:04:44 AM
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Sayoria is saving herself for a ceman of the highest honor.

Vegy
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Sayoria
10/28/17 10:55:21 AM
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Foppe posted...
Was it good?
Sayoria posted...
Wait, I didn't have sex!

A shame.

Sorry, it's a video I wanted to post!

Darkrobotisback posted...

So you saw someone have sex, but you don't remember them having sex?
Da fuck?


Yes. O_o

I know, I da fuck'd too when it happened.

ssj3vegeta2 posted...
What's da D like Say


Dunno.

Caution999 posted...
Sayoria is saving herself for a ceman of the highest honor.

Vegy


Well, I mean.... dat way he talks doe
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Veggeta X
10/28/17 10:55:51 AM
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Did he penetrate you or did you penetrate him?
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Sayoria
10/28/17 10:56:53 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
Did he penetrate you or did you penetrate him?


The latter will never happen ever. I'm trans. Not a crossdresser.
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Veggeta X
10/28/17 10:59:18 AM
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Why don't you like penetrating them?
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Sayoria
10/28/17 11:04:25 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
Why don't you like penetrating them?


Because I hate having a penis. I want nothing to do with it other than removal or whatever you want to call it. Inversing or something. If I liked having it, that would be one thing. It's not though.
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Artillatron8
10/29/17 1:03:06 AM
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Sayoria posted...
Veggeta X posted...
Why don't you like penetrating them?


Because I hate having a penis. I want nothing to do with it other than removal or whatever you want to call it. Inversing or something. If I liked having it, that would be one thing. It's not though.

Have you ever actually put your p**** into a girl's v*****? If not, I really think you should at least try it before you have it removed.
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prince_leo
10/29/17 1:08:21 AM
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awesome999 posted...
I am so glad I didn't have the camera setup or good internet when I was a teenager

my first thought too
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Sayoria
10/29/17 1:13:17 AM
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Artillatron8 posted...
Sayoria posted...
Veggeta X posted...
Why don't you like penetrating them?


Because I hate having a penis. I want nothing to do with it other than removal or whatever you want to call it. Inversing or something. If I liked having it, that would be one thing. It's not though.

Have you ever actually put your p**** into a girl's v*****? If not, I really think you should at least try it before you have it removed.


Nope. Not interested either though.
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NES4EVER
10/29/17 1:14:47 AM
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Sayoria posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Damn. I was in the mood for a story. Can you make a fake story to make up for it?


Sure.

Hey everyone.

So there I was just getting out of class. I had one more class to go. As I was running upstairs to cross the skybridge, I stepped on my shoelace and fell backwards into the arms of some big, muscular guy. I turned around and he was there smiling with a big, cheesy....Chad-like smile.

I became flustered fast.

"Hey, your shoelace is untied....." He said still smiling.
"Well, duh, I think she could tell the moment it happened, nerd." Said DreadedWave as she walked by.
I swooned. She swooned. We went to a vacant classroom and I dunno. I forget what happened after that.


If you forget what happened then you are a victim. You did NOT consent.
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Sayoria
10/29/17 1:17:57 AM
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NES4EVER posted...
Sayoria posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Damn. I was in the mood for a story. Can you make a fake story to make up for it?


Sure.

Hey everyone.

So there I was just getting out of class. I had one more class to go. As I was running upstairs to cross the skybridge, I stepped on my shoelace and fell backwards into the arms of some big, muscular guy. I turned around and he was there smiling with a big, cheesy....Chad-like smile.

I became flustered fast.

"Hey, your shoelace is untied....." He said still smiling.
"Well, duh, I think she could tell the moment it happened, nerd." Said DreadedWave as she walked by.
I swooned. She swooned. We went to a vacant classroom and I dunno. I forget what happened after that.


If you forget what happened then you are a victim. You did NOT consent.

W...wha. O_o....

@DreadedWave ... is this true!?
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Foppe
10/29/17 3:43:06 AM
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A #metoo victim here at CE?
Not even GameFaqs is safe any longer.
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thronedfire2
10/29/17 3:47:00 AM
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I was sexually assaulted tonight

A girl at the club dressed as a cop grabbed my ass
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I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
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Sayoria
10/29/17 8:40:10 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I was sexually assaulted tonight

A girl at the club dressed as a cop grabbed my ass


The one in the center of my town?! O_o
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thronedfire2
10/29/17 11:08:02 AM
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Sayoria posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
I was sexually assaulted tonight

A girl at the club dressed as a cop grabbed my ass


The one in the center of my town?! O_o


No I was in providence lol
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