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Apocalyptic
10/26/17 12:44:26 AM
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Alright bros, so I'm taking a chem lab course at uni this semester, right? Every class, this short, white girl with a nice ass stares at me. I don't know, man. It's weird. Today, I was mixing some chemicals and when I looked up, she was just staring at me and she does this every class period.

I would approach and introduce myself but her stare is just so unnerving. She's kinda creepy but her ass is so nice. What do I do?
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soulunison2
10/26/17 12:44:50 AM
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Ask if she wants to see your dagger collection
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Apocalyptic
10/26/17 12:47:26 AM
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soulunison2 posted...
Ask if she wants to see your dagger collection


All I have is a machete and an African hunting blade, though.
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CrimsonWaffle
10/26/17 12:47:34 AM
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Give her a smile?
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NadYobWoc
10/26/17 12:47:46 AM
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stoltenberg11
10/26/17 12:48:03 AM
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grab her ass
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You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
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Apocalyptic
10/26/17 12:51:15 AM
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CrimsonWaffle posted...
Give her a smile?


Tried that. Her facial expression did not change at all.
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DreadedWave
10/26/17 12:51:47 AM
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Give her a Stone Cold stunner.
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Ruvan22
10/26/17 12:59:13 AM
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Ask if she wants to make an exo thermic reaction
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Apocalyptic
10/26/17 1:00:29 AM
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Y'all got jokes but this is serious.
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masticatingman
10/26/17 1:00:33 AM
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After class go over to her and ask her for help on homework. Something to do with the class. She's a girl, she'll get it - you're just trying to talk to her.
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Insanity216
10/26/17 1:04:39 AM
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Staring contest. Only option.
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