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Apocalyptic 10/26/17 12:44:26 AM #1: |
Alright bros, so I'm taking a chem lab course at uni this semester, right? Every class, this short, white girl with a nice ass stares at me. I don't know, man. It's weird. Today, I was mixing some chemicals and when I looked up, she was just staring at me and she does this every class period.
I would approach and introduce myself but her stare is just so unnerving. She's kinda creepy but her ass is so nice. What do I do? --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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soulunison2 10/26/17 12:44:50 AM #2: |
Ask if she wants to see your dagger collection
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Apocalyptic 10/26/17 12:47:26 AM #3: |
soulunison2 posted...
Ask if she wants to see your dagger collection All I have is a machete and an African hunting blade, though. --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CrimsonWaffle 10/26/17 12:47:34 AM #4: |
Give her a smile?
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NadYobWoc 10/26/17 12:47:46 AM #5: |
babynames.com
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stoltenberg11 10/26/17 12:48:03 AM #6: |
grab her ass
--- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Apocalyptic 10/26/17 12:51:15 AM #7: |
CrimsonWaffle posted...
Give her a smile? Tried that. Her facial expression did not change at all. --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DreadedWave 10/26/17 12:51:47 AM #8: |
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Ruvan22 10/26/17 12:59:13 AM #9: |
Ask if she wants to make an exo thermic reaction
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Apocalyptic 10/26/17 1:00:29 AM #10: |
Y'all got jokes but this is serious.
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masticatingman 10/26/17 1:00:33 AM #11: |
After class go over to her and ask her for help on homework. Something to do with the class. She's a girl, she'll get it - you're just trying to talk to her.
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Insanity216 10/26/17 1:04:39 AM #12: |
Staring contest. Only option.
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