Current Events > I took the biggest L last night with a girl

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
rballastaker123
10/17/17 2:48:59 PM
#1:


Alright , so I met a cute shawty. Shes cool and she actually gave me her number and shit. I didnt ask for it. I barely was texting her because I was busy. One day I brought up sex and she flat out said she was down.

One red flag was that she had a food guy before and she like getting shit done for her. I fucked up already by buying her addy and snacks. She tried to imply again to buy her another one and was basically nah, heres the dealers number.

Alright fast forward. With sex on my mind, I thought hanging out with her last night it would happen but man I was wrong.

She hops in my car, asks for my aux and starts the convo with something depressing. Alright first i said lets go to Bar that I frequent and know all the employees. All my homies go there and the astros are playing . She goes but I dont drink. (I dont drink either) so I was like cool; you got anything else in mind? She said yeah Hookah, but you dont like Hookah. I was like its cool with me. I had some dope spots in mind but she was like lets go to a specific spot (she never been there before lmao)

We get to the Hookah spot. She looks at the menu of the Hookah and then she orders it. She looks at the smoothies and asks me if she could get that. I was like okay lol why you asking me. We smoking ( I have a vape pen with weed) and she just opens up to me. Basically I was consloing her the whole time, which I dont mind. I pay the bill and we leave.

She said she wanted to drive around. Which I did for like 20 mins. Then she said she wanted a frozen margarita. The place closes at 12, so I rushed over there while telling me she hates fast drivers lmao. I get her the drink and drop her off home.

Heres the biggest L. While she was in my car. I reach my hand out for a hug , and she grabbed it like an African ass handshake fam. I just smiled and said goodnight. She hits me up after I dropped her off saying she had a great time but Bruh lmao she said she hates when guys go ghost on her but thats what imma do. Imma try to fuck but nah. The only good thing about that night is one of my hoes hitting me up to fuck the next day. So yuh. L
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
KlRBEH
10/17/17 2:50:29 PM
#2:


I was hoping that this would be a copypasta of the strikegently topic
---
http://i.imgur.com/fUaBI.jpg
I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH
... Copied to Clipboard!
rballastaker123
10/17/17 2:51:11 PM
#3:


Nah this is real life
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Boba-Fett
10/17/17 2:51:21 PM
#4:


You got the L and she got the D somewhere else, fam.
---
You're no good to me dead.
https://i.imgur.com/dIXrlO3.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
rballastaker123
10/17/17 2:52:15 PM
#5:


Boba-Fett posted...
You got the L and she got the D somewhere else, fam.


Nah I know I can fuck. She even said it. I just wasnt expecting to put in so much work. I aint got time.
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses
10/17/17 2:53:30 PM
#6:


Damn. You definitely did way too much. You kind of fucked yourself by getting her an addy. I guarantee that's what caused the conversations you had. That shit opens you up like a book sometimes.
---
Did I amuse you?
... Copied to Clipboard!
rballastaker123
10/17/17 2:55:02 PM
#7:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Damn. You definitely did way too much. You kind of fucked yourself by getting her an addy. I guarantee that's what caused the conversations you had. That shit opens you up like a book sometimes.


Fam. She opened uo her whole life to me. It felt like a therapist taking her out on a date as a reliever
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Coffeebeanz
10/17/17 2:55:42 PM
#8:


Weird. I met this guy who did everything you did but he struck me as some kind of creepy loser so I asked for a Margarita in hopes that I'd get drunk enough for him to look good, but nothing helped. Got so drunk I actually started talking about my b boring life because I still wasn't attracted to him and I wanted him to get bored and go away. Hope he's ghosting me now.
---
Physician [Internal Medicine]
... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99
10/17/17 2:55:48 PM
#9:


Where's the chicken noodle?
Oh and where can you get a margarita served to you, to go?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
strikedgently
10/17/17 2:56:29 PM
#10:


rballastaker123 posted...
Nah this is real life


I'd rather get ghosted than be someone's show-fer and butler haha.
---
An OFFICIAL StrikeGently alt
... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowStarEdge
10/17/17 2:57:00 PM
#11:


don't worry tc, just remember that you're not as bad as tadamoto is
... Copied to Clipboard!
Coffeebeanz
10/17/17 2:57:39 PM
#12:


strikedgently posted...
rballastaker123 posted...
Nah this is real life


I'd rather get ghosted than be someone's show-fer and butler haha.


Chauffeur, SpellPoorly
---
Physician [Internal Medicine]
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses
10/17/17 2:58:37 PM
#13:


rballastaker123 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Damn. You definitely did way too much. You kind of fucked yourself by getting her an addy. I guarantee that's what caused the conversations you had. That shit opens you up like a book sometimes.


Fam. She opened uo her whole life to me. It felt like a therapist taking her out on a date as a reliever


I believe it. I talk a lot more about shit like my social anxiety when Im addied up. Its a lot easier to articulate yourself when that stuff is power boosting your brain. People on coke do the same thing
---
Did I amuse you?
... Copied to Clipboard!
rballastaker123
10/17/17 2:58:41 PM
#14:


Coffeebeanz posted...
Weird. I met this guy who did everything you did but he struck me as some kind of creepy loser so I asked for a Margarita in hopes that I'd get drunk enough for him to look good, but nothing helped. Got so drunk I actually started talking about my b boring life because I still wasn't attracted to him and I wanted him to get bored and go away. Hope he's ghosting me now.


Lmao if this is a shot to me. Shes the one came up to me saying I look good and gave me her number without me asking for it.

lww99 posted...
Where's the chicken noodle?
Oh and where can you get a margarita served to you, to go?


In Houston, there are places where you can get margarita in a drive thru

strikedgently posted...
rballastaker123 posted...
Nah this is real life


I'd rather get ghosted than be someone's show-fer and butler haha.


Word fam. I never did this before. I learned my lesson.
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Maeiv
10/17/17 2:58:58 PM
#15:


Lesson learned and move on.

We all take Ls at some point
---
Achieve the dream
76ers, Eagles
... Copied to Clipboard!
rballastaker123
10/17/17 3:16:30 PM
#16:


She didnt even drink the margarita lmao

Lost_All_Senses posted...
rballastaker123 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Damn. You definitely did way too much. You kind of fucked yourself by getting her an addy. I guarantee that's what caused the conversations you had. That shit opens you up like a book sometimes.


Fam. She opened uo her whole life to me. It felt like a therapist taking her out on a date as a reliever


I believe it. I talk a lot more about shit like my social anxiety when Im addied up. Its a lot easier to articulate yourself when that stuff is power boosting your brain. People on coke do the same thing


Its amazing to me but the side effects almost makes not worth it.
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99
10/17/17 3:16:50 PM
#17:


rballastaker123 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Weird. I met this guy who did everything you did but he struck me as some kind of creepy loser so I asked for a Margarita in hopes that I'd get drunk enough for him to look good, but nothing helped. Got so drunk I actually started talking about my b boring life because I still wasn't attracted to him and I wanted him to get bored and go away. Hope he's ghosting me now.


Lmao if this is a shot to me. Shes the one came up to me saying I look good and gave me her number without me asking for it.

lww99 posted...
Where's the chicken noodle?
Oh and where can you get a margarita served to you, to go?


In Houston, there are places where you can get margarita in a drive thru

strikedgently posted...
rballastaker123 posted...
Nah this is real life


I'd rather get ghosted than be someone's show-fer and butler haha.


Word fam. I never did this before. I learned my lesson.


So Houston encourages drinking and driving? What?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
rballastaker123
10/17/17 3:22:19 PM
#18:


Have yall seriously never heard of margaritas to go?
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaTech
10/17/17 3:34:17 PM
#19:


Theyre usually only in the south
---
There's gloom and fear in my heart when a culture fades; I drip a tear for the art and I adulterate.
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses
10/17/17 3:52:38 PM
#20:


Also the fact she said she doesn't drink and then later in the night she wanted you to go out your way to get a drink kind of proves shes one of those girls that will say whatever gets her what she wants in that moment. Sounds like a bitch.
---
Did I amuse you?
... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99
10/17/17 3:56:29 PM
#21:


... Copied to Clipboard!
rballastaker123
10/17/17 3:58:44 PM
#22:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Also the fact she said she doesn't drink and then later in the night she wanted you to go out your way to get a drink kind of proves shes one of those girls that will say whatever gets her what she wants in that moment. Sounds like a bitch.


And Im not that type of guy at all to do that shit. I got turned off. Idk if the sex is worth it anymore.
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
10/17/17 4:03:40 PM
#23:


rballastaker123 posted...
she had a food guy

Guy: "Lets get some food."
Girl: "I know a guy..."

How fuckng fat is this bitch!?
---
Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
... Copied to Clipboard!
rballastaker123
10/17/17 4:08:54 PM
#24:


KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
rballastaker123 posted...
she had a food guy

Guy: "Lets get some food."
Girl: "I know a guy..."

How fuckng fat is this bitch!?


Lmao she aint fat.

She basically use to hit him up if she was hungry so the food is paid for her.
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
10/17/17 4:16:59 PM
#25:


lmao does she really look that good or is the food guy just that desperate??
---
Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vindris_SNH
10/17/17 4:17:27 PM
#26:


tldr
---
glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall
ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom
10/17/17 4:19:12 PM
#27:


rballastaker123 posted...
African ass handshake

Lol
... Copied to Clipboard!
50Blessings
10/17/17 4:20:10 PM
#28:


rballastaker123 posted...
Alright , so I met a cute shawty


I can see why you took that L
---
America is a tune. It must be sung together. --50 Blessings
https://i.imgtc.com/G4MmZoP.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington
10/17/17 4:22:41 PM
#29:


as an African, we hug, bro.
---
b-bb-box
... Copied to Clipboard!
rballastaker123
10/17/17 4:25:08 PM
#30:


KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
lmao does she really look that good or is the food guy just that desperate??


Yeah she does but hes also desperate.

boxington posted...
as an African, we hug, bro.


As an African, I agree. Shes African Too. That shit was mad awkward. Now if she did that when we are outside of the car. I would just never talk to her again lmao. But again, its awk to hug in the car
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington
10/17/17 4:32:32 PM
#31:


If that was the case, I'd be mad if you talked to her again, lol
---
b-bb-box
... Copied to Clipboard!
rballastaker123
10/17/17 4:34:39 PM
#32:


She still hits me up and shit but imma let her get the message.
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses
10/17/17 4:56:39 PM
#33:


rballastaker123 posted...
She still hits me up and shit but imma let her get the message.


You should take her out again and just not give in to everything she wants. You kind of enabled her behavior the 1st time
---
Did I amuse you?
... Copied to Clipboard!
rballastaker123
10/17/17 4:58:20 PM
#34:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
rballastaker123 posted...
She still hits me up and shit but imma let her get the message.


You should take her out again and just not give in to everything she wants. You kind of enabled her behavior the 1st time


Yeah but Im also not into making her uncomfortable either.
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses
10/17/17 5:10:57 PM
#35:


rballastaker123 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
rballastaker123 posted...
She still hits me up and shit but imma let her get the message.


You should take her out again and just not give in to everything she wants. You kind of enabled her behavior the 1st time


Yeah but Im also not into making her uncomfortable either.


I feel you but at the same time you need a limit or you end up sacrificing dignity. Meeting new people is bound to have uncomfortable moments if one person isn't just bending to the whim of the other persons every want.
---
Did I amuse you?
... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG
10/17/17 5:12:42 PM
#36:


lol brah how you so whipped on your first date
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
rballastaker123
10/17/17 7:22:06 PM
#37:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
rballastaker123 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
rballastaker123 posted...
She still hits me up and shit but imma let her get the message.


You should take her out again and just not give in to everything she wants. You kind of enabled her behavior the 1st time


Yeah but Im also not into making her uncomfortable either.


I feel you but at the same time you need a limit or you end up sacrificing dignity. Meeting new people is bound to have uncomfortable moments if one person isn't just bending to the whim of the other persons every want.


Youre right. Youre totally right. I kinda did when she try to ask me again to buy addy for her

lilORANG posted...
lol brah how you so whipped on your first date


Hell nah. Never whipped Bruh.
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
PM0US3
10/17/17 7:24:19 PM
#38:


Can someone translate this topic to english?
---
i--90magus
'she don't believe in thelema'
... Copied to Clipboard!
rballastaker123
10/17/17 7:28:01 PM
#39:


PM0US3 posted...
Can someone translate this topic to english?


You aint funny bruh. Slandering Ebonics aint edgy.
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulGrave
10/17/17 7:34:30 PM
#40:


rballastaker123 posted...
African ass handshake fam.

???
---
You enjoy teaching high schoolers, and I'll enjoy creating my crappy manga. Let's see where we both are in a year. TheDoorMouse
Update http://imgur.com/vz0c9xf
... Copied to Clipboard!
rballastaker123
10/17/17 8:05:28 PM
#41:


ViewtifulGrave posted...
rballastaker123 posted...
African ass handshake fam.

???


If you aint African. You wont get it.
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
rballastaker123
10/17/17 8:05:51 PM
#42:


Update. One of my hoes just got on her period. So I took double Ls
---
I'm from Nawlins, LA. Home of the Gotti boys wodie. WHO DAT? WE DAT lil juvie.
... Copied to Clipboard!
InstaReturns
10/17/17 8:07:23 PM
#43:


We should Throw down, h tine hold it dine
---
Posted with GameRaven 3.3
... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom
10/17/17 8:11:14 PM
#44:


The most r/asablackman topic I have ever seen on gamefaqs
... Copied to Clipboard!
MacDaMurderer
10/17/17 8:22:22 PM
#45:


Bruh never fuck with chicks that have a "___" guy. Food guy, computer guy, airplane guy (buddy pass), etc. All them chicks just looking for another ___ guy.

And if you gonna try then don't pick her up, don't take her out, don't spend a dime. Just get the panties fam
---
GT: Mac Da Murderer
... Copied to Clipboard!
YuriSakazaki0
10/17/17 8:27:12 PM
#46:


damn
---
CHOU UPPAH!!
... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulGrave
10/17/17 10:46:06 PM
#47:


rballastaker123 posted...
ViewtifulGrave posted...
rballastaker123 posted...
African ass handshake fam.

???


If you aint African. You wont get it.

Im half Nigerian and this still doesnt make sense to me. Care to explain?
---
You enjoy teaching high schoolers, and I'll enjoy creating my crappy manga. Let's see where we both are in a year. TheDoorMouse
Update http://imgur.com/vz0c9xf
... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush
10/17/17 10:49:00 PM
#48:


TC is trying way too fucking hard.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
PtlessAgmnts
10/17/17 11:21:37 PM
#49:


Alright , so I met a cute shawty. Shes cool and she actually gave me her number and shit. I didnt ask for it. I barely was texting her because I was busy. One day I brought up sex and she flat out said she was down.

One red flag was that she had a food guy before and she like getting shit done for her. I fucked up already by buying her addy and snacks. She tried to imply again to buy her another one and was basically nah, heres the dealers number.

Alright fast forward. With sex on my mind, I thought hanging out with her last night it would happen but man I was wrong.

She hops in my car, asks for my aux and starts the convo with something depressing. Alright first i said lets go to Bar that I frequent and know all the employees. All my homies go there and the astros are playing . She goes but I dont drink. (I dont drink either) so I was like cool; you got anything else in mind? She said yeah Hookah, but you dont like Hookah. I was like its cool with me. I had some dope spots in mind but she was like lets go to a specific spot (she never been there before lmao)

We get to the Hookah spot. She looks at the menu of the Hookah and then she orders it. She looks at the smoothies and asks me if she could get that. I was like okay lol why you asking me. We smoking ( I have a vape pen with weed) and she just opens up to me. Basically I was consloing her the whole time, which I dont mind. I pay the bill and we leave.

She said she wanted to drive around. Which I did for like 20 mins. Then she said she wanted a frozen margarita. The place closes at 12, so I rushed over there while telling me she hates fast drivers lmao. I get her the drink and drop her off home.

Heres the biggest L. While she was in my car. I reach my hand out for a hug , and she grabbed it like an African ass handshake fam. I just smiled and said goodnight. She hits me up after I dropped her off saying she had a great time but Bruh lmao she said she hates when guys go ghost on her but thats what imma do. Imma try to fuck but nah. The only good thing about that night is one of my hoes hitting me up to fuck the next day. So yuh. L
... Copied to Clipboard!
Street_Genius
10/17/17 11:41:20 PM
#50:


lww99 posted...
Where's the chicken noodle?
Oh and where can you get a margarita served to you, to go?


They got daiquiri huts in Houston.
---
Over 100 hours of high quality work done under the gun. Say no to cheap tattoos...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2