Current Events > Honestly, Kim Jong Un is a better god than Jesus.

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EmpressRolab
09/18/17 10:27:51 PM
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At least we can prove he exists and has fed people.
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MabusIncarnate
09/18/17 10:28:13 PM
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Gr8 b8
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gmo7897
09/18/17 10:28:38 PM
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This should end well.
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EmpressRolab
09/18/17 10:28:39 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Gr8 b8


Is it bait if it is true?
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Tappor
09/18/17 10:29:15 PM
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Lol
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BestInTheWorId
09/18/17 10:29:17 PM
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Gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
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masterpug53
09/18/17 10:29:25 PM
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Not to mention Kimmy probably has unicorns hidden away somewhere.
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EmpressRolab
09/18/17 10:30:46 PM
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Also Kim Jong Un has a way cooler dad than Jesus.
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gmo7897
09/18/17 10:35:10 PM
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EmpressRolab posted...
Also Kim Jong Un has a way cooler dad than Jesus.

What's wrong with Joseph? He was - for all intents be purposes - a hard-working carpenter. That was not really an easy job back then, and it was likely more closely tied to a modern-day concrete worker than a carpenter (though both respectable jobs).

Kim's father never had to work a day in his life and was basically given a position of power without earning anything by any means other than birthright. I wouldn't say that's a better father than Joseph.
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Kaname_Madoka
09/18/17 10:35:18 PM
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kim doesnt poo
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EmpressRolab
09/18/17 10:38:36 PM
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gmo7897 posted...
EmpressRolab posted...
Also Kim Jong Un has a way cooler dad than Jesus.

What's wrong with Joseph? He was - for all intents be purposes - a hard-working carpenter. That was not really an easy job back then, and it was likely more closely tied to a modern-day concrete worker than a carpenter (though both respectable jobs).

Kim's father never had to work a day in his life and was basically given a position of power without earning anything by any means other than birthright. I wouldn't say that's a better father than Joseph.


Joseph wasn't the father. He got cuckolded by god.
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EmpressRolab
09/18/17 10:38:58 PM
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-Gavirulax- posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
kim doesnt poo


Explains why he's so fat and goddamn ugly then.


Racist.
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gmo7897
09/18/17 10:43:51 PM
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EmpressRolab posted...
gmo7897 posted...
EmpressRolab posted...
Also Kim Jong Un has a way cooler dad than Jesus.

What's wrong with Joseph? He was - for all intents be purposes - a hard-working carpenter. That was not really an easy job back then, and it was likely more closely tied to a modern-day concrete worker than a carpenter (though both respectable jobs).

Kim's father never had to work a day in his life and was basically given a position of power without earning anything by any means other than birthright. I wouldn't say that's a better father than Joseph.


Joseph wasn't the father. He got cuckolded by god.

Well, according to your initial post, we couldn't even prove Jesus existed anyway, so if we're going to go with that, we should at least go by whatever type of paperwork they would have had at the time, which would have listed Joseph as the father, since listing YHWH was probably not an option in the timeframe of 10-4 BC.
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