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UnfairRepresent 09/14/17 12:10:08 PM #1: |
You put your daughter to sleep one night then go downstairs to watch TV. Later you hear strange noises coming from her room and go up to investigate.
You discover that she had just gone to the toilet but she had been awake, secretly reading 'What Happened' under the covers with a flashlight. There is a Stargate bookmark indicating she is halfway through. How do you react? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chev427BB 09/14/17 12:30:58 PM #2: |
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MC_BatCommander 09/14/17 12:31:59 PM #3: |
Shit on the floor while screaming the lyrics to Space Jam
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eston 09/14/17 12:32:02 PM #4: |
I would explain to her that reading in poorly lit conditions is bad for your eyes
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DifferentialEquation 09/14/17 12:34:07 PM #5: |
I take it away from her and give her The Art of the Deal or one of Ben Shapiro's books in its place.
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Melonfarms 09/14/17 12:41:05 PM #6: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
"'What Happened' under the covers with a flashlight." This sounds like a much better book. --- PSN: obsurdrandom FEH: 6893310631 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CruelBuffalo 09/14/17 12:41:21 PM #7: |
Discuss what she thought of the book.
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AlephZero 09/14/17 12:42:21 PM #8: |
Tell her that if she wants to read fantasy Lord of the Rings is a much better story.
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Questionmarktarius 09/14/17 12:44:05 PM #9: |
Give her a copy of The Revolution Betrayed, and encourage looking for parallels between Trotsky and Sanders, and Stalin and Clinton.
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hollow_shrine 09/14/17 12:44:37 PM #10: |
Gift her the audiobook. It's narrated by Hillary herself so it'd feel like she's talking to you directly.
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voldothegr8 09/14/17 12:52:53 PM #11: |
Explain that the book is a great example of how not to act in life, and that it's not cool to blame others for your actions.
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UnfairRepresent 09/14/17 1:07:06 PM #12: |
Chev427BB posted...
With disgust. It's just a bookmark --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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omega cookie 09/14/17 1:11:40 PM #13: |
I'd throw hands with her. Politics? In my house?
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Chev427BB 09/14/17 1:15:46 PM #14: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
It's just a bookmark It starts with just a bookmark, then before you know it everything is out of control. It's better to nip this in the bud now than take any chances. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/14/17 2:49:33 PM #15: |
Chev427BB posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...It's just a bookmark Nip what in the bud? watching Stargate? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MattSFfrd 09/14/17 3:10:10 PM #16: |
hollow_shrine posted...
Gift her the audiobook. It's narrated by Hillary herself so it'd feel like she's talking to you directly. i've always wondered what Hell might be like, I think this is pretty close --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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