Current Events > When I worked at McDonalds, I'd go to the back and steal pickle slices and

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C_Pain 09/13/17 3:22:16 PM #1:	put them over my nipples. I would go all day sporting my salty/sweet secret underneath my lingerie. I felt like such a badass. Then at the end of the day, on one of my last orders, I would wait for someone to order a McDouble 'For Here' ... I would then sneak around to the kitchen and put my boobie slices on their burger. After they received their order I would watch them eat the McDouble. The joy and arousal that I got from watching them chew, swallow, and digest the pickles that were in contact with my skin was almost orgasmic. To think that someones body was holding a little part of me inside them made me feel dominate. Like a man. Like I was completing a metamorphosis that would one day save humanity. I was winning. --- http://i.imgur.com/xZhZpdR.png How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:886533727] in When I wor... [t:75770897]...</cite> <quote>put them over my nipples. I would go all day sporting my salty/sweet secret underneath my lingerie. I felt like such a badass. Then at the end of the day, on one of my last orders, I would wait for someone to order a McDouble 'For Here' ... I would then sneak around to the kitchen and put my boobie slices on their burger. After they received their order I would watch them eat the McDouble. The joy and arousal that I got from watching them chew, swallow, and digest the pickles that were in contact with my skin was almost orgasmic. To think that someones body was holding a little part of me inside them made me feel dominate. Like a man. Like I was completing a metamorphosis that would one day save humanity. I was winning.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mirage_004 09/13/17 3:25:36 PM #2:	You seem totally normal. --- Need a new signature here. <cite>mirage_004 posted [p:886533912] in When I wor... [t:75770897]...</cite> <quote>You seem totally normal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
addled 09/13/17 3:30:02 PM #3:	I'm not asking about you and the special sauce. --- Practice random acts of mindlessness. <cite>addled posted [p:886534150] in When I wor... [t:75770897]...</cite> <quote>I'm not asking about you and the special sauce.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melonfarms 09/13/17 3:31:29 PM #4:	What an odd copy pasta. --- PSN: obsurdrandom FEH: 6893310631 <cite>Melonfarms posted [p:886534224] in When I wor... [t:75770897]...</cite> <quote>What an odd copy pasta.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
unpleasant_milk 09/13/17 3:31:35 PM #5:	What the actual fuck? I suppose you fucked the cow as well where the beef later came from. --- GT unpleasant milk #I want a poacher skin rug ~ http://imgur.com/a/V10yv <cite>unpleasant_milk posted [p:886534230] in When I wor... [t:75770897]...</cite> <quote>What the actual fuck? I suppose you fucked the cow as well where the beef later came from.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 09/13/17 3:32:00 PM #6:	Still no pickles! <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:886534248] in When I wor... [t:75770897]...</cite> <quote>Still no pickles!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 09/13/17 3:32:50 PM #7:	__aCEr__ posted... Still no pickles! youre a funny man! --- http://i.imgur.com/xZhZpdR.png How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:886534301] in When I wor... [t:75770897]...</cite> <quote><cite>__aCEr__ posted...</cite> <quote>Still no pickles!</quote> youre a funny man!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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