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J E S U S
09/13/17 1:22:17 PM
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FaceID
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GODTIER
09/13/17 1:27:55 PM
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He's gonna see my shirtless flex picks
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#freesquader
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FF_Redux
09/13/17 1:28:53 PM
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I wonder if I have an asshole twin. Someone with a very similar asshole I have
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Colorahdo
09/13/17 1:28:59 PM
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So now Apple can generate a citizen face ID database for the government
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thronedfire2
09/13/17 1:29:20 PM
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Now girls won't be able to unlock their phone when they take their makeup off
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Raikuro
09/13/17 1:29:33 PM
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Does it have an evil mustache detector?
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eston
09/13/17 1:30:45 PM
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LittleRoyal
09/13/17 1:34:34 PM
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Good thing I don't wear Make up or sometimes wear a bit.

Honestly I just think when girls take off their whole face it'll not recognize them
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Ranting Nord
09/13/17 1:36:42 PM
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Jesus take the WheelID
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TheVipaGTS
09/13/17 1:37:07 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Good thing I don't wear Make up or sometimes wear a bit.

Honestly I just think when girls take off their whole face it'll not recognize them

does the placement of your nose and the space between your eyes change when you take off your make up?
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DoctorVader
09/13/17 1:41:46 PM
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I'm still pissed the X wants to move away from fingerprint readers.

Fingerprint is fucking amazing and I really hope Android manufacturers don't start following in that direction. Face unlock has been there since ICS and I never liked it.

Although the S8 fucked up the position, the iPhones and Pixel have almost perfect execution of fingerprints.
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LittleRoyal
09/13/17 2:19:28 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
Good thing I don't wear Make up or sometimes wear a bit.

Honestly I just think when girls take off their whole face it'll not recognize them

does the placement of your nose and the space between your eyes change when you take off your make up?


Some girls actually use make up to make their nose appear further or closer, or even to make their nose seem smaller
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SkittyOnWailord
09/13/17 2:22:20 PM
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Raikuro posted...
Does it have an evil mustache detector?


Yes. They actually showed this during the presentation. It was one of the few good parts.

apTA4qP
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myztikrice
09/13/17 2:23:33 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
Good thing I don't wear Make up or sometimes wear a bit.

Honestly I just think when girls take off their whole face it'll not recognize them

does the placement of your nose and the space between your eyes change when you take off your make up?


Some girls actually use make up to make their nose appear further or closer, or even to make their nose seem smaller

FaceID isn't interpreting visuals the same way your brain is
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ShinobiNinjaX
09/13/17 2:31:33 PM
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GODTIER posted...
He's gonna see my shirtless flex picks

Is that the worst thing on your phone? Lol
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LittleRoyal
09/13/17 3:26:31 PM
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myztikrice posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
Good thing I don't wear Make up or sometimes wear a bit.

Honestly I just think when girls take off their whole face it'll not recognize them

does the placement of your nose and the space between your eyes change when you take off your make up?


Some girls actually use make up to make their nose appear further or closer, or even to make their nose seem smaller

FaceID isn't interpreting visuals the same way your brain is

Hmm how?
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addled
09/13/17 3:28:43 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Good thing I don't wear Make up or sometimes wear a bit.

Honestly I just think when girls take off their whole face it'll not recognize them


I think it would be difficult to recognize any one who take their whole face off.
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