Poll of the Day > I can't seem to get along with old people

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SilverClock
09/12/17 10:05:15 PM
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Like 50+ y/o. And it sucks because I work either with them or for them most of the time. I'm polite as possible. I just can't ever seem to joke around with them most of the time. Half the time I can't even tell if they're joking. And they just look at me with this half open smile and I can't tell whether they are serious or messing with me.

It doesn't help that there's this huge gap in technology knowledge with them usually having little to no interest in computers or video games.

Anyone else have this problem? I'm not sure what else I can do besides age myself. Lol.
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TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 10:10:49 PM
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Don't worry.

All the geriatric ladies will soon fall for you.
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SilverClock
09/12/17 10:14:58 PM
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Hahaha! Well now that you mention it, I am close with my grandma. And hardly talked with my grandpa on my dad's side. And my mom's dad was never around. I get along with older women easier for sure.
:O didn't know I'd have a revelation so soon!! XD
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TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 10:16:32 PM
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SilverClock posted...
Hahaha! Well now that you mention it, I am close with my grandma. And hardly talked with my grandpa on my dad's side. And my mom's dad was never around. I get along with older women easier for sure.
:O didn't know I'd have a revelation so soon!! XD


Good.

Now go for those 90 year old babes! Go to the nearest nursing home and pick up some chicks! Pronto!
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SilverClock
09/12/17 10:28:45 PM
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Mmmaybee not do that..but some have tried to set me up with their granddaughters. So that's something.
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TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 10:29:11 PM
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SilverClock posted...
Mmmaybee not do that..but some have tried to set me up with their granddaughters. So that's something.


No.

Go for the jackpot! Go for granny!
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Lobomoon
09/12/17 10:31:02 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
SilverClock posted...
Mmmaybee not do that..but some have tried to set me up with their granddaughters. So that's something.


No.

Go for the jackpot! Go for granny!


c7NJRa2
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elg3cko
09/12/17 10:31:39 PM
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The older they are, the more sex moves they have acquired. Go for the gold!
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Sensual_T_Rex
09/12/17 10:35:23 PM
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SilverClock posted...
Like 50+ y/o. And it sucks because I work either with them or for them most of the time. I'm polite as possible. I just can't ever seem to joke around with them most of the time. Half the time I can't even tell if they're joking. And they just look at me with this half open smile and I can't tell whether they are serious or messing with me.

It doesn't help that there's this huge gap in technology knowledge with them usually having little to no interest in computers or video games.


Well if that's your attitude about then it looks like you just lost yourself a Werthers original.
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MasterGakke
09/12/17 10:35:39 PM
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Old people usually like Jesus, casual racism, and sweet tea. Start from there and maybe throw in a couple "kids these days".
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SilverClock
09/12/17 11:26:13 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
c7NJRa2

XDD omg

elg3cko posted...
The older they are, the more sex moves they have acquired. Go for the gold!

But their flexibility and exercise tolerance is shit!

Sensual_T_Rex
Well if that's your attitude about then it looks like you just lost yourself a Werthers original.

Werthers? Is that an old person tv station?...

MasterGakke posted...
Old people usually like Jesus, casual racism, and sweet tea. Start from there and maybe throw in a couple "kids these days".

XD So lie to them alright got it!
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MasterGakke
09/12/17 11:30:22 PM
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Werther's Originals are hard caramel candies. They're really good, but also have the reputation of being old people candy. In reality old people like all types of hard candies, because the concentrated sugar still lights up the pleasure centers of the brain even if decades of slurping 140 degree coffee and chainsmoking have burned out their tastebuds.
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SilverClock
09/12/17 11:37:41 PM
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Ohh I don't like caramel anyways. Sounds like they would stick to your teeth. They can keep them lol.
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Mead
09/12/17 11:39:36 PM
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Old people are the best, working in healthcare I've really grown to appreciate how few fucks they give

Plus they are always farting, which is hilarious
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SilverClock
09/12/17 11:51:28 PM
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I worked in a nursing home for three years. A lot were either really demanding, apathetic about living, nearly deaf, not all there, or talked your ear off because no one visited them. There were some cool ones there but I rarely got the time to just sit and visit with them while I was working. And even then it was just small talk.

Currently I've been working with a family for almost and year, and haven't really made any kind of connection. And I would like to, we just have NOTHING in common. It bothers me sometimes but it's a minor complaint for an otherwise easy job.
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Lightning Bolt
09/13/17 12:06:58 AM
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SilverClock posted...
XD So lie to them alright got it!

Do it! It's really effective!
Ever since I started lying I've won a lot more conversations.
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acesxhigh
09/13/17 12:43:38 AM
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at my last internship, my whole mega-cubicle was entirely just women with kids my age. it was cool, felt like I had 4 moms. I always got along much better with older women compared to older men. I don't know, the older men just always have a terrible sense of humor and they like weird things like hiking, and hockey, and liberalism.
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SilverClock
09/13/17 12:54:13 AM
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acesxhigh posted...
at my last internship, my whole mega-cubicle was entirely just women with kids my age. it was cool, felt like I had 4 moms. I always got along much better with older women compared to older men. I don't know, the older men just always have a terrible sense of humor and they like weird things like hiking, and hockey, and liberalism.

Right??? So I am not the only one who experiences this. Although it makes sense that women as mothers would know how to communicate with people much younger than them..hmm.

Lightning Bolt posted...
Do it! It's really effective!
Ever since I started lying I've won a lot more conversations.

You know as bad as my memory can be I can EASILY see it blowing up in my face! XD About as far as I'll go is say that I'm Christian when I'm not, otherwise they get all depressed or go into full on conversion mode.
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wwinterj25
09/13/17 1:19:14 AM
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SilverClock posted...
Anyone else have this problem?


Can't say I do. I actually get along with older people more than I do younger people. Probably due to the fact I live with my dad who's 62 and I don't do drama.
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SmokeMassTree
09/13/17 1:23:43 AM
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Old people are the worst.

Just remind them they are going to die soon
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SilverClock
09/13/17 1:46:27 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Can't say I do. I actually get along with older people more than I do younger people. Probably due to the fact I live with my dad who's 62 and I don't do drama.

Yea that makes sense. My dad's not even 50. Although we barely talk either. YOU KNOW WHAT. I don't really have much positive interaction with any older men! This issue is more deep seated than I thought lol.

SmokeMassTree posted...
Old people are the worst.

Just remind them they are going to die soon

I have to work with them I don't think that's going to help lol
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