Current Events > Hillary Clintons book "What Happened" reads like a therapy session.

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unclekoolaid73
09/12/17 11:35:14 AM
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AlephZero
09/12/17 11:36:23 AM
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TMNdtS9
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pinky0926
09/12/17 11:38:12 AM
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AlephZero posted...
TMNdtS9


I don't even know what is and isn't satire anymore, this election put everything up for grabs.
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mario2000
09/12/17 11:39:46 AM
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hillary should have asked mr. ben ghazi for help
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Coffeebeanz
09/12/17 11:46:18 AM
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lol @ the last few paragraphs
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NeonOctopus
09/12/17 11:48:02 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
AlephZero posted...
TMNdtS9


I don't even know what is and isn't satire anymore, this election put everything up for grabs.

Bruh, obviously she didn't dress as a cowboy and murder a dude on stage in front of a cheering crowd lol
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AlephZero
09/12/17 11:51:39 AM
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if The Algorithm told her to do something she would do it
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MikeArmstrong
09/12/17 11:53:42 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
pinky0926 posted...
AlephZero posted...
TMNdtS9


I don't even know what is and isn't satire anymore, this election put everything up for grabs.

Bruh, obviously she didn't dress as a cowboy and murder a dude on stage in front of a cheering crowd lol

Or did she?
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FaytlessHearts
09/12/17 11:54:30 AM
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Sounds like a typical piece of garbage. I'm blown away that sick corrupt creature had the intelligence to even write.
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OrtegaTron
09/12/17 11:56:10 AM
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Its not me, its the algorithm.

Good ole crooked Hillary. Never owning up.
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Were_Wyrm
09/12/17 11:57:21 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
pinky0926 posted...
AlephZero posted...
TMNdtS9


I don't even know what is and isn't satire anymore, this election put everything up for grabs.

Bruh, obviously she didn't dress as a cowboy and murder a dude on stage in front of a cheering crowd lol

I was there, and what happened on stage was word for word what happened. Afterwards there was a weird power surge and everyone's phones were bricked. When I got home I tried to get the video off of the microsd but it was wiped too.
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pinky0926
09/12/17 11:58:37 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Bruh, obviously she didn't dress as a cowboy and murder a dude on stage in front of a cheering crowd lol


How can you be so sure
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ThanksUglyGod
09/12/17 12:00:42 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
AlephZero posted...
TMNdtS9


I don't even know what is and isn't satire anymore, this election put everything up for grabs.

It is true. How do I know this?

I was that rustler!
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MikeArmstrong
09/12/17 12:01:19 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
pinky0926 posted...
AlephZero posted...
TMNdtS9


I don't even know what is and isn't satire anymore, this election put everything up for grabs.

Bruh, obviously she didn't dress as a cowboy and murder a dude on stage in front of a cheering crowd lol

I was there, and what happened on stage was word for word what happened. Afterwards there was a weird power surge and everyone's phones were bricked. When I got home I tried to get the video off of the microsd but it was wiped too.

Smh @ Killary
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Horus_Leftfield
09/12/17 12:01:49 PM
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Nate Silver called it an accurate description of what happened during the election
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DoomSwell
09/12/17 12:08:54 PM
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FaytlessHearts posted...
Sounds like a typical piece of garbage. I'm blown away that sick corrupt creature had the intelligence to even write.

Many celebrity "authors" just have someone taking dictation.
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Santorin
09/12/17 12:14:50 PM
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It's just a money grab anyhow.
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Coffeebeanz
09/12/17 12:16:40 PM
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"It's nothing personal, it's politics," Hillary replied coldly as the 4 year old begged uncontrollably for her to stop.

As the wood chipper ground the turtle into fine bits of shell and bone, the child wept. As the final pieces of sinew tumbled out of the machine, Hillary knelt and carefully scooped a handful of bloody viscera and bone, slowly allowing it to sift in between her witch-like fingers.

"Today it's your child's pet. Tomorrow it's your child. You know who to vote for if you want that to change."

Then, almost ritualistically she lifted a cigarette to her crusted lips. She cradled a match in her bony, pappilomatus hands, then swiftly struck it against the nearly bald head of a sleeping newborn. She lit the cigarette quickly, then blew a ring of smoke into the mother's face. Then she descended to the underworld from whence she came.
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Cowthief
09/12/17 12:18:00 PM
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Just because we steal cows doesn't mean you can joke about killing us
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Santorin
09/12/17 12:18:25 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
"It's nothing personal, it's politics," Hillary replied coldly as the 4 year old begged uncontrollably for her to stop.

As the wood chipper ground the turtle into fine bits of shell and bone, the child wept. As the final pieces of sinew tumbled out of the machine, Hillary knelt and carefully scooped a handful of bloody viscera and bone, slowly allowing it to sift in between her witch-like fingers.

"Today it's your child's pet. Tomorrow it's your child. You know who to vote for if you want that to change."

Then, almost ritualistically she lifted a cigarette to her crusted lips. She cradled a match in her bony, pappilomatus hands, then swiftly struck it against the nearly bald head of a sleeping newborn. She lit the cigarette quickly, then blew a ring of smoke into the mother's face. Then she descended to the underworld from whence she came.



You must be a writer that was pretty good lol
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CensorErik
09/12/17 12:19:05 PM
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This was funny when I heard it on Real Time with Bill Maher last Friday. Less funny now, but still a good point. It's like she's trying to get our sympathy for losing. Um, we ALL lost, but that was almost a year ago. Quit whining Hilldog. XD
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Santorin
09/12/17 12:20:04 PM
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CensorErik posted...
we ALL lost


That's not true.
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CensorErik
09/12/17 12:26:43 PM
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Santorin posted...
CensorErik posted...
we ALL lost


That's not true.

It is. I'm sorry for your loss. -_-
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Capn Circus
09/12/17 12:27:08 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
"It's nothing personal, it's politics," Hillary replied coldly as the 4 year old begged uncontrollably for her to stop.

As the wood chipper ground the turtle into fine bits of shell and bone, the child wept. As the final pieces of sinew tumbled out of the machine, Hillary knelt and carefully scooped a handful of bloody viscera and bone, slowly allowing it to sift in between her witch-like fingers.

"Today it's your child's pet. Tomorrow it's your child. You know who to vote for if you want that to change."

Then, almost ritualistically she lifted a cigarette to her crusted lips. She cradled a match in her bony, pappilomatus hands, then swiftly struck it against the nearly bald head of a sleeping newborn. She lit the cigarette quickly, then blew a ring of smoke into the mother's face. Then she descended to the underworld from whence she came.


Ah, keep em coming
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Santorin
09/12/17 12:28:07 PM
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CensorErik posted...
Santorin posted...
CensorErik posted...
we ALL lost


That's not true.

It is. I'm sorry for your loss. -_-


I don't know if you realize this or not but the world doesn't revolve around you son.

Sorry to break the bad news.
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Wetterdew
09/12/17 12:47:56 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
"It's nothing personal, it's politics," Hillary replied coldly as the 4 year old begged uncontrollably for her to stop.

As the wood chipper ground the turtle into fine bits of shell and bone, the child wept. As the final pieces of sinew tumbled out of the machine, Hillary knelt and carefully scooped a handful of bloody viscera and bone, slowly allowing it to sift in between her witch-like fingers.

"Today it's your child's pet. Tomorrow it's your child. You know who to vote for if you want that to change."

Then, almost ritualistically she lifted a cigarette to her crusted lips. She cradled a match in her bony, pappilomatus hands, then swiftly struck it against the nearly bald head of a sleeping newborn. She lit the cigarette quickly, then blew a ring of smoke into the mother's face. Then she descended to the underworld from whence she came.

gwQglFG
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LittleRoyal
09/12/17 12:57:50 PM
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Why didn't Hillary just ask Russia to rig the election first?
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CensorErik
09/12/17 12:59:23 PM
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Santorin posted...
CensorErik posted...
Santorin posted...
CensorErik posted...
we ALL lost


That's not true.

It is. I'm sorry for your loss. -_-


I don't know if you realize this or not but the world doesn't revolve around you son.

Sorry to break the bad news.

Get a damn sense of humor ffs. Did you read any of my first post? Or just the part that triggered you?
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Santorin
09/12/17 1:00:01 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
rig the election


I don't think you know what that term means.
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Coffeebeanz
09/12/17 1:03:11 PM
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I'll write another one in a few hours
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Rexdragon125
09/12/17 1:10:29 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
I don't even know what is and isn't satire anymore, this election put everything up for grabs.

Right? It's like some weird 1984 doublespeak
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COVxy
09/12/17 1:12:39 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
I don't even know what is and isn't satire anymore, this election put everything up for grabs.


More like, people are so deluded due to all of the propaganda that they'll accept what is obviously blatant satire as truth because it fits within their cartoonish view of Hillary.
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LittleRoyal
09/12/17 1:26:51 PM
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Santorin posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
rig the election


I don't think you know what that term means.

I don't think you know what that term means.
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Santorin
09/12/17 1:28:16 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
Santorin posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
rig the election


I don't think you know what that term means.

I don't think you know what that term means.


Please explain how the election was as you put it "rigged"
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ElatedVenusaur
09/12/17 1:32:36 PM
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FaytlessHearts posted...
Sounds like a typical piece of garbage. I'm blown away that sick corrupt creature had the intelligence to even write.

Oh please. Hillary is plenty intelligent. She's just spent so much time in the upper echelons of political society that she's entirely out-of-touch with reality. Bubbles are dangerous things, people. She bubbled herself so hard with her cadre of loyalists and craven political operators she managed to lose an election while winning the popular vote.
To Donald J. Trump.

Nate is probably right that the book is more or less accurate, but her attacking Bernie Sanders is proof-positive she still thinks she knows better. This is how intelligent, well-educated people become cynical morons.
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