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D-Qwon
09/11/17 8:55:19 PM
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"You must spend 1 year in Hell for every bug, animal, or human that you killed while you were alive."

God then proceeds to tally how many you killed.

How worried are you?
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DK9292
09/11/17 8:56:10 PM
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D-Qwon posted...
"You must spend 1 year in Hell for every bug, animal, or human that you killed while you were alive."

I'm doomed.
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Monkhood
09/11/17 8:56:33 PM
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DK9292 posted...
D-Qwon posted...
"You must spend 1 year in Hell for every bug, animal, or human that you killed while you were alive."

I'm doomed.

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Gunpo
09/11/17 8:57:58 PM
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DK9292 posted...
D-Qwon posted...
"You must spend 1 year in Hell for every bug, animal, or human that you killed while you were alive."

I'm doomed.

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Verdekal
09/11/17 8:58:35 PM
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I'd just overthrow God and conquer heaven.
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Squidkids
09/11/17 8:59:40 PM
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wtf? some bugs you have to kill in self defense that ant right, and i saved some bugs from my mom letting them go free before she got to them

Plus you can kill some bugs without even knowing it so i got no clue how long i be in there

I did kill a pet bird when I was like 6 though, I was not in the stage of "knowing better" in my view I was putting it out of his misery because it lost the mate bird (we had 2 and the first one died of natural causes)

That is the only unfair thing I did that I can think of. All the mice blood is on my mom's hands, I caught a few alive though
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Leight_Weight
09/11/17 9:00:23 PM
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Verdekal posted...
I'd just overthrow God and conquer heaven.

You can't even walk away from a GameStop employee
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Hexagon
09/11/17 9:07:37 PM
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I tell god her body her choice and proceed to ask him why he hates women.
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Mistere Man
09/11/17 9:12:16 PM
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Still less then you killed in the flood.
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frozenshock
09/11/17 9:12:48 PM
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What about bacteria you killed by taking antibiotics or whatever?
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WafflehouseJK
09/11/17 9:14:10 PM
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Leight_Weight posted...
Verdekal posted...
I'd just overthrow God and conquer heaven.

You can't even walk away from a GameStop employee

lmao
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chill02
09/11/17 9:15:43 PM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
Leight_Weight posted...
Verdekal posted...
I'd just overthrow God and conquer heaven.

You can't even walk away from a GameStop employee

lmao

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Zeeak4444
09/11/17 9:15:56 PM
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Leight_Weight posted...
Verdekal posted...
I'd just overthrow God and conquer heaven.

You can't even walk away from a GameStop employee


@Leight_Weight I need to hear more.

On topic, if bugs you don't know you killed count I'm sure we're all looking at millenias. Probably like 20 or so I've killed intentionally.
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