Current Events > I just got mouthwash on my balls. Feels awesome

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TroutPaste
09/10/17 10:56:24 PM
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I was doing my mouthwash, had to use the toilet. Tried to spit through the seat, instead of the sink. Touched my balls

Feels like aftershave
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OrtegaTron
09/10/17 10:58:17 PM
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Hmmm
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dotsdfe
09/10/17 10:59:09 PM
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And like, if someone puts their mouth on your balls, they'll get a slightly cleaner mouth than they might otherwise.

So you know, that's a plus.
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