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Virtrudian
09/10/17 4:27:39 AM
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This is the third night in a row I've found a yellow jacket just chilling in my blankets and the second straight well of finding at least one in my room each day. This is the third today. They keep stinging my girlfriend
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kingdrake2
09/10/17 4:48:31 AM
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Virtrudian posted...
This is the third night in a row I've found a yellow jacket just chilling in my blankets and the second straight well of finding at least one in my room each day. This is the third today. They keep stinging my girlfriend


oh god :(. i hate those things so much. find the source and destroy them.
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MabusIncarnate
09/10/17 4:51:52 AM
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wtf?

One time I found a little brown scorpion in by bed, after I woke up to a burning pain on my thigh. It was only about 1.5 inches long, we have these little bastards here in Tennessee. It apparently stung me, and I found it there shortly after.
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dotsdfe
09/10/17 4:53:37 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
Virtrudian posted...
This is the third night in a row I've found a yellow jacket just chilling in my blankets and the second straight well of finding at least one in my room each day. This is the third today. They keep stinging my girlfriend


oh god :(. i hate those things so much. find the source and destroy them.


In a dramatic twist, TC is the source of the yellow jackets. At a young age, they witnessed a man in a yellow jacket murdering a close friend of theirs in cold blood. While they repressed the memory for many years, it's now manifesting through sleepwalking and capturing yellow jackets to release into the bed.
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Virtrudian
09/10/17 11:42:22 AM
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Woke up to buzzing this morning. One down
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