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frozenshock
09/09/17 9:24:03 PM
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... and they order you to have sex with Anna Kournikova, who they brought in handcuffs.
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boxington
09/09/17 9:25:27 PM
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but that's rape...
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MasterGakke
09/09/17 9:25:56 PM
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I don't think they'd fit in the hallway...
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BootyGif
09/09/17 9:26:00 PM
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boxington posted...
but that's rape...

Not if cops do it
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mach25687
09/09/17 9:27:34 PM
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I more concern that cops would rather do that than their job. Then I will be thinking I'm in Brooklyn 99.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/09/17 9:27:54 PM
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10 billion exactly or just 10 billion as a rough estimate?

This is not only important, but critical and my decision hangs in the balance based on the answer
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Trigg3rH4ppy
09/09/17 9:28:47 PM
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I'd be concerned about all the non human cops since there aren't even 1 billion police officers across the entire globe.
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Crazyman93
09/09/17 9:28:54 PM
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"... Anna, they're cops and they've got guns, it's not like I'm going to enjoyit..."
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frozenshock
09/09/17 9:29:07 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
10 billion exactly or just 10 billion as a rough estimate?

This is not only important, but critical and my decision hangs in the balance based on the answer


Exactly 10 billion.
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IfGodCouldDie
09/09/17 9:29:57 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
I'd be concerned about all the non human cops since there aren't even 10 billion people across the entire globe.

Ftfy
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REMercsChamp
09/09/17 9:30:04 PM
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I'd like the police to show up at some of your doors. No doubt a good majority of the users on here belong in a prison.
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Squidkids
09/09/17 9:30:47 PM
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frozenshock posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
10 billion exactly or just 10 billion as a rough estimate?

This is not only important, but critical and my decision hangs in the balance based on the answer


Exactly 10 billion.

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
I'd be concerned about all the non human cops since there aren't even 1 billion police officers across the entire globe.

the world is 7.5 BIL, wth? lamo
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KnightofShikari
09/09/17 9:31:36 PM
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so do they watch?

also what happens to them after my amazing 28.5 seconds?
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frozenshock
09/09/17 9:32:07 PM
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KnightofShikari posted...
so do they watch?

also what happens to them after my amazing 28.5 seconds?


Yes, and then just thank you and leave.
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Yaridovich
09/09/17 9:32:36 PM
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The day The Earth Became Cops

Suddenly, as Anna is being brought in, I look down and discover that I too am wearing a police uniform!
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IfGodCouldDie
09/09/17 9:32:47 PM
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Squidkids posted...
frozenshock posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
10 billion exactly or just 10 billion as a rough estimate?

This is not only important, but critical and my decision hangs in the balance based on the answer


Exactly 10 billion.

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
I'd be concerned about all the non human cops since there aren't even 1 billion police officers across the entire globe.

the world is 7.5 BIL, wth? lamo

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Squidkids
09/09/17 9:33:14 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
I'd like the police to show up at some of your doors. No doubt a good majority of the users on here belong in a prison.

Do you understand the situation? how is 129% of the worlds population is supposed to fit in front of someone's door?
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UrCa1988
09/09/17 9:33:51 PM
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Maybe they're miniaturized cops?
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pikachupwnage
09/09/17 9:48:10 PM
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Begun the clone wars have.
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TheVipaGTS
09/09/17 9:50:26 PM
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well, if you say no then i guess that makes you a thug, degenerate criminal scum for refusing a cops orders :/
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the_cajun88
09/09/17 9:52:54 PM
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If I challenge the fact that there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth, will they threaten to turn up the temperature of Earth by 1 million degrees for 5 days?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/10/17 1:05:23 AM
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frozenshock posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
10 billion exactly or just 10 billion as a rough estimate?

This is not only important, but critical and my decision hangs in the balance based on the answer


Exactly 10 billion.


Excellent. This is the answer I was hoping for. Step 1: get an erection. Further steps tbd
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AsianFury2020
09/10/17 1:06:24 AM
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TC are you white?
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