Current Events > I'm worried about this hike I'm going on tomorrow

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It's with a girl I like lol

6.69 miles
1,761 feet elevation gain

I don't hike man. I'm pretty out of shape. How fucked am I
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This is how every horror movie starts
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you better do something to change the plans. a hike like that, she testing you . you can't hike you can't bang.

OR You're already in the friend zone and it aint gonna matter either way. probably this because it's a day-date. Don't do lunch
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Just avoid cliffs.
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is it in a national park? watch out cause people have been vanishing in those and the park service is covering it up. also, especially watch out if you have german ancestry, that seems to increase the chance of vanishing for some reason

Zikten posted...

is it in a national park? watch out cause people have been vanishing in those and the park service is covering it up. also, especially watch out if you have german ancestry, that seems to increase the chance of vanishing for some reason

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badwinkles posted...

you better do something to change the plans. a hike like that, she testing you . you can't hike you can't bang.

OR You're already in the friend zone and it aint gonna matter either way. probably this because it's a day-date. Don't do lunch

lol neither of those is the case
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is she cute and prob not that fucked unless you have no stamina at all
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drunkmuggle posted...

is she cute and prob not that fucked unless you have no stamina at all

ya she's cute. you don't think i'm that fucked?
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they're both the case. fool. You're friend zone'd and will only be friend'd harder when she sees you gasping for breath at 2 miles.

I mean, I hope it goes well for you, im just calling what I see. Idk. Go for a run around your neighborhood, see how tired you get from that and go from there
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badwinkles posted...

they're both the case. fool. You're friend zone'd and will only be friend'd harder when she sees you gasping for breath at 2 miles

Idk. I hope it goes well for you, im just calling what I see

lol i'm def not friend zoned i barely know the girl. i told her my intentions and she reciprocates, so we're getting to know each other / it's a date. i don't think it's a test
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On_The_Edge posted...

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http://www.canammissing.com/missing_411.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Paulides

strange missing person cases have been going back for like a century, in national parks all over the country. and the park service refuses to talk about it, and actively covers it up. some people think it's Sasquatches, or werewolves. the only survivors are ever young children like 5 or younger. and they usually can't explain much about what happened to them, due to their young age but a common thing they say is they were taken by a "giant doggy". and yea, one weird thing is that many or all of them have german ancestry. it's like whatever is doing this, has something for german people

Bring a less fit friend along and show the qirl how thoughtful and courteous you are by constantly stopping to let your friend get a breather, meanwhile catching a sneaky breather yourself.

Zikten posted...

On_The_Edge posted...

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http://www.canammissing.com/missing_411.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Paulides

strange missing person cases have been going back for like a century, in national parks all over the country. and the park service refuses to talk about it, and actively covers it up. some people think it's Sasquatches, or werewolves. the only survivors are ever young children like 5 or younger. and they usually can't explain much about what happened to them, due to their young age but a common thing they say is they were taken by a "giant doggy". and yea, one weird thing is that many or all of them have german ancestry. it's like whatever is doing this, has something for german people

that's so bizarre...
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if thats the case, she probably has a boyfriend already, and the only way you have a chance to make her start faling for you is to Impress Her and if anything, you need to be better than her at the hike

girls are always testing us.
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ne14a6t9r posted...

Bring a less fit friend along and show the qirl how thoughtful and courteous you are by constantly stopping to let your friend get a breather, meanwhile catching a sneaky breather yourself.

howwhy are you a moderator with no sig

demotion
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badwinkles posted...

if thats the case, she probably has a boyfriend already, and the only way you have a chance to make her start faling for you is to Impress Her and if anything, you need to be better than her at the hike

girls are always testing us.

you sound really paranoid she's a nice girl lol

like why would you think she has a boyfriend already da fuck
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https://youtu.be/J_xceUThJkc?t=23s
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Is that 6.6 miles round trip?

You'll be fine cuz. Just bring water and hope you don't have to take a shit during
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eh
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emblem boy posted...

Is that 6.6 miles round trip?

You'll be fine cuz. Just bring water and hope you don't have to take a shit during

yea round trip
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badwinkles posted...

eh

you're a strange man

i know when girls are manipulating me and i know she doesn't have a bf. besides i don't even know if i wanna friendzone her yet or not. we don't know each other well. i'm more worried about the fucking hike than if she likes me or not lol
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Pretty fucked but don't be a pussy and tough it out
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lmao apparently i had a different trail in mind than she did. she said sugarloaf, i thought she meant the mountain but apparently she meant the hill which is super manageable. we good fam
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