Current Events > people ask me how I mow my lawn efficiently in Iowa. here's how

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Pretty simple invention but very cheap and it works. But u need big lawn to maneuver in






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Wait, so you mow your lawn three times with three different machines?

Why not just adjust the height of one lawn mower?

Also that looks like such a waste of petrol, money and time.

Or just spray poison to kill the grass and stop wasting water and gasoline on plants that evolved to need fucktons of water.
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When I hear Iowa I think of slipknot. I dont even know where it's at on the map.

Yes because dealing with the bullshit that's sure to accompany attaching two push-mowers to a riding lawnmower is preferable to just using the riding lawnmower.

Shadowplay posted...

Or just spray poison to kill the grass and stop wasting water and gasoline on plants that evolved to need fucktons of water.

i dont need to water my lawn

it rains enough to grow without me watering it
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I mean how much time is this really saving as opposed to just using the riding mower?

I guess if you look at it the mowing width is almost double.
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Shadowplay posted...

Or just spray poison to kill the grass and stop wasting water and gasoline on plants that evolved to need fucktons of water.

Imagine living somewhere where to need to water your grass
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*audience claps*

don't say r*dneck

it's a classist slur
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