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Kitt
09/06/17 11:34:18 PM
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I don't know how any peasant can choose the latter. Have you ever tried to spread chunky peanut butter on bread? That shit was a nightmare. It would fucking tear my shit up and I would have to get another slice and try not to fuck it up again.
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TheDarkCircle
09/06/17 11:34:50 PM
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which one did your cat prefer?
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Spidey5
09/06/17 11:35:20 PM
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Kitt
09/06/17 11:36:23 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
which one did your cat prefer?

Which ever kind they serve in hell, I would assume.
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averagejoel
09/06/17 11:36:28 PM
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crunchy
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TheDarkCircle
09/06/17 11:36:50 PM
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Kitt posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
which one did your cat prefer?

Which ever kind they serve in hell, I would assume.


this is horrifying
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Uncle_Drew
09/06/17 11:37:03 PM
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averagejoel posted...
crunchy

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__aCEr__
09/06/17 11:37:12 PM
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TC likes the Tracer booty.
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BignutzisBack
09/06/17 11:37:15 PM
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Kitt
09/06/17 11:42:06 PM
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Spidey5 posted...
Smooth. Chunky is for the communists.

This dude knows what's up.
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thronedfire2
09/06/17 11:43:49 PM
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both

sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't

also if chunky peanut butter is ripping your bread you need to not buy peasant bread
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CADE FOSTER
09/06/17 11:44:44 PM
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Kitt
09/06/17 11:45:41 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
both

sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't

also if chunky peanut butter is ripping your bread you need to not buy peasant bread

You like chunky peanut butter. Any suggestion you make is null and void.
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King Rial
09/06/17 11:52:57 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
both

sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't

also if chunky peanut butter is ripping your bread you need to buy better bread

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Kitt
09/06/17 11:58:37 PM
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King Rial posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
both

sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't

also if chunky peanut butter is ripping your bread you need to buy better bread

Alternatively, I can just use the far superior smooth peanut butter, which can get the job done with no damages.
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BuckVanHammer
09/07/17 12:05:50 AM
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Chunky as fuck.
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Shotgunnova
09/07/17 12:14:33 AM
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Chunky 4 Lyfe
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Kitt
09/07/17 12:24:52 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Chunky 4 Lyfe

I can't believe I trusted you. It's like I don't even know you anymore.
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Kajagogo
09/07/17 12:27:39 AM
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Kitt posted...
Have you ever tried to spread chunky peanut butter on bread?



Yes. It's not hard to do.
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chill02
09/07/17 12:29:37 AM
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chunky
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Kitt
09/07/17 12:29:53 AM
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Kajagogo posted...
Kitt posted...
Have you ever tried to spread chunky peanut butter on bread?



Yes. It's not hard to do.

You poor, poor, masochist.
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Shotgunnova
09/07/17 1:17:21 AM
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Kitt posted...
Shotgunnova posted...
Chunky 4 Lyfe

I can't believe I trusted you. It's like I don't even know you anymore.
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weapon_d00d816
09/07/17 1:22:23 AM
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Smooth please. Feed that chunky shit to the roaches.
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Bio1590
09/07/17 1:25:00 AM
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I'm a fan of both.

However the downside to chunky peanut butter is that too many whole peanuts = constipation.
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weapon_d00d816
09/07/17 1:26:49 AM
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Bio1590 posted...
I'm a fan of both.

However the downside to chunky peanut butter is that too many whole peanuts = constipation.

Or that it doesn't spread worth a shit
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Turbam
09/07/17 1:34:16 AM
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Imagine being a huge plebeian and not knowing how to spread crunchy peanut butter
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iron jojo
09/07/17 1:35:26 AM
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Crunchy is for adults
Smooth is for toddlers, senior citizens, and those that still need their moms to cut the crust off their sandwiches.
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Try_Another___
09/07/17 1:37:55 AM
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Crunchy peanut butter is god tier.
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weapon_d00d816
09/07/17 1:40:17 AM
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iron jojo posted...
Crunchy is for adults
Smooth is for toddlers, senior citizens, and those that still need their moms to cut the crust off their sandwiches.

Nah, crunchy is for little kids who think that somehow adding peanuts to something made of peanuts is a good idea, and smooth is for adults who want something actually resembling butter that you can spread.
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Bio1590
09/07/17 1:48:57 AM
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If you're having trouble spreading crunchy peanut butter you either need to stop eating shit-tier bread or toasting it until it's a fucking brick.
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Kitt
09/07/17 4:50:39 AM
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Bio1590 posted...
If you're having trouble spreading crunchy peanut butter you either need to stop eating shit-tier bread or toasting it until it's a fucking brick.

Or rather, I can keep that crunchy bullshit off my bread and save myself the trouble by going smooth.
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NibeIungsnarf
09/07/17 4:52:55 AM
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I prefer no peanut butter.
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Calculus
09/07/17 4:56:32 AM
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Crunchy, mathematically the best.
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Yaridovich
09/07/17 5:02:46 AM
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TC keeps his peanut butter in the fridge and I don't care if this is what he was baiting for I'll say it.
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thronedfire2
09/07/17 8:58:37 AM
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Kitt posted...
Bio1590 posted...
If you're having trouble spreading crunchy peanut butter you either need to stop eating shit-tier bread or toasting it until it's a fucking brick.

Or rather, I can keep that crunchy bullshit off my bread and save myself the trouble by going smooth.


Buying non-shit bread is trouble for you?
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Kitt
09/07/17 8:59:56 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Kitt posted...
Bio1590 posted...
If you're having trouble spreading crunchy peanut butter you either need to stop eating shit-tier bread or toasting it until it's a fucking brick.

Or rather, I can keep that crunchy bullshit off my bread and save myself the trouble by going smooth.


Buying non-shit bread is trouble for you?

Buying bullshit peanut butter is more of an issue tbh.
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Returning_CEmen
09/07/17 9:03:35 AM
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Smooth

I heard that chunky PB was made to torture inmates.
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thronedfire2
09/07/17 9:04:48 AM
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Kitt posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
Kitt posted...
Bio1590 posted...
If you're having trouble spreading crunchy peanut butter you either need to stop eating shit-tier bread or toasting it until it's a fucking brick.

Or rather, I can keep that crunchy bullshit off my bread and save myself the trouble by going smooth.


Buying non-shit bread is trouble for you?

Buying bullshit peanut butter is more of an issue tbh.


But it wouldn't be if you didn't buy such shitty bread

Your bread is so shitty I'm surprised it don't already come with crunchy nuts in it
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Eevee-Trainer
09/07/17 9:05:32 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Chunky 4 Lyfe

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Kitt
09/07/17 9:11:06 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Kitt posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
Kitt posted...
Bio1590 posted...
If you're having trouble spreading crunchy peanut butter you either need to stop eating shit-tier bread or toasting it until it's a fucking brick.

Or rather, I can keep that crunchy bullshit off my bread and save myself the trouble by going smooth.


Buying non-shit bread is trouble for you?

Buying bullshit peanut butter is more of an issue tbh.


But it wouldn't be if you didn't buy such shitty bread

Your bread is so shitty I'm surprised it don't already come with crunchy nuts in it

The fuck did you just say to me!?
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mirage_004
09/07/17 9:33:13 AM
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Smooth. If I want crunchy I'll just eat peanuts.
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Kitt
09/07/17 9:33:47 AM
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mirage_004 posted...
Smooth. If I want crunchy I'll just eat peanuts.

Thank you.
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nativengine
09/07/17 9:39:51 AM
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Chunky peanut butter offends me.
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thronedfire2
09/07/17 9:41:33 AM
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Kitt posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
Kitt posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
Kitt posted...
Bio1590 posted...
If you're having trouble spreading crunchy peanut butter you either need to stop eating shit-tier bread or toasting it until it's a fucking brick.

Or rather, I can keep that crunchy bullshit off my bread and save myself the trouble by going smooth.


Buying non-shit bread is trouble for you?

Buying bullshit peanut butter is more of an issue tbh.


But it wouldn't be if you didn't buy such shitty bread

Your bread is so shitty I'm surprised it don't already come with crunchy nuts in it

The fuck did you just say to me!?


You heard me
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BootyGif
09/07/17 9:44:29 AM
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Real men eat chunky
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Knowledge_King
09/07/17 10:46:35 AM
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Smooth all the way. It's not even close.
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Kitt
09/07/17 10:52:04 AM
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Knowledge_King posted...
Smooth all the way. It's not even close.

Thankfully, there are reasonable people still on CE.
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