Current Events > y i k e s at this excerpt from crooked hillary's new book

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Mr_Biscuit posted...

Let's all remember when like 24 hours ago Admiral chided "stupid liberals" for believing an article about a mosque from a right-wing site that turned out to be satire.

Meanwhile, dude literally falls for a passage where Hillary Clinton shoots a guy at the end.

Dude addy's probably one of those guys that thinks she murdered a bunch of people
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why is ce full of people who clearly don't follow politics or have any real interest in it but just use the subject as a way of trolling
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bevan306 posted...

why is ce full of people who clearly don't follow politics or have any real interest in it but just use the subject as a way of trolling

this has basically been political discourse for the past two years or so
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bevan306 posted...

why is the White House full of people who clearly don't follow politics or have any real interest in it but just use the subject as a way of trolling

ftfy
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--kresnik-- posted...

@JohnLennon6 posted...

@--kresnik--
@SomeLikeItHoth

Nasty woman right?

No doubt, fam. How could any self respecting editor put his name on that?

She's the most vile and disgusting woman on the planet.
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The Admiral posted...

Paper_Okami posted...

Better excerpt

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/904883299318808576

It shouldn't be a real passage. But it is.

wow, i didn't actually think you might be stupid until this
can you confirm: are you actually maybe stupid?
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lol
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Paper_Okami posted...

Better excerpt

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/904883299318808576

lmfao
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Is that really in the book?

No wonder nobody likes her.
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This one is real
https://twitter.com/AmirAminiMD/status/905026294198489088
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Antifar posted...

This one is real
https://twitter.com/AmirAminiMD/status/905026294198489088

Damn, she does not like Bernie lol
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Addy refusing to hold that L lmao
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lmao

I was going to post that the best part about that twitter post was the guy patiently telling people in the comments that it was obviously not a real story about Clinton murdering a man at a rally

And then I see Admiral believing it when I scroll down to post.
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pegusus123456 posted...

lmao

I was going to post that the best part about that twitter post was the guy patiently telling people in the comments that it was obviously not a real story about Clinton murdering a man at a rally

And then I see Admiral believing it when I scroll down to post.

Where is that from?
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I'll never understand why you guys hold so much hatred for this old woman. :v God damn. Just let her live her life.
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OpheliaAdenade posted...

Just let her live her life.

She wrote a book!
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OpheliaAdenade posted...

I'll never understand why you guys hold so much hatred for this old woman. :v God damn. Just let her live her life.

She almost destroyed the country.
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JohnLennon6 posted...

OpheliaAdenade posted...

I'll never understand why you guys hold so much hatred for this old woman. :v God damn. Just let her live her life.

She almost destroyed the country.

In your crazy republican dream world maybe.
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Hillary is the most soured woman in American history, period.

https://ilovemyfreedom.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Screen-Shot-2017-09-03-at-10.14.38-AM.png
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OpheliaAdenade posted...

I'll never understand why you guys hold so much hatred for this old woman. :v God damn. Just let her live her life.

Pokemon Go to the polls! is literally the worst joke ever, so she deserves it
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Caution999 posted...

Hillary is the most soured woman in American history, period.

You think she's worse than Casey Anthony? :u or Delphine LaLaurie? Come on now.
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Jfc...
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WOW Hillary is still so fucking bitter she didn't get her turn rofl
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The Admiral posted...

Hinakuluiau posted...

The Admiral posted...

It shouldn't be a real passage. But it is.

Also, it's amazing that the advice of a guy who is "smart like a computer" was to dress up like a stereotypical cowboy and use words like "varmint." The fact that his name is Robby Mook is just so perfect.

...you do realize this is satire, right?

No, it's stupid enough that Hillary could have plausibly done it.

Yes. She routinely dressed like a cowboy and shot people in public during the campaign...
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GregShmedley posted...

Why are you such a hack?Yes, she did write a book...about the presidential election in which she lost and blames everyone but herself. Bernie, Russia, Comey, the DNC, Pokemon, etc. She is free game for any discussion.

I think you misread my point; I agree with what you just posted. 'Let her live her life" doesn't jive with her writing a book like this.
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This topic just makes me sad. From the accuracy of the original post, to the fact that people are still so misinformed about Hillary Clinton that they will eat up The Onion level satire as truth.
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Damn, someone posted another terrible excerpt and I tweeted "everyone's fault but mine" and am at like 70 favorites and 4 RTs

Shitting on Hillary STILL gets you hella twitter responses
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COVxy posted...

This topic just makes me sad. From the accuracy of the original post, to the fact that people are still so misinformed about Hillary Clinton that they will eat up The Onion level satire as truth.

yea, it is really sad how far the delusions about her have gotten. People honestly believe this old woman is going around shooting people. :v What a bunch of nutcases.
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Lmfao. Fuck Hillary

I think she's done after that election

Rip
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The excerpt seems pretty accurate to me
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for people who claim to hate Hillary so much, y'all get unusually excited whenever she says or does something

treewojima posted...

for people who claim to hate Hillary so much, y'all get unusually excited whenever she says or does something

It's the way of the internet... you always gotta be outraged about something
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treewojima posted...

for people who claim to hate Hillary so much, y'all get unusually excited whenever she says or does something

Because it's hilarious to read delusional absurdity
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Mark_DeRosa posted...

treewojima posted...

for people who claim to hate Hillary so much, y'all get unusually excited whenever she says or does something

Because it's hilarious to read delusional absurdity

seems p much on the mark to me
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Mark_DeRosa posted...

Because it's hilarious to read delusional absurdity

i guess, if you're into that sort of thing. feels more like masochism to me

Yea single payer healthcare isn't something other countries have, it's more like trying to magically give everyone a free pony!
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Shadow Don posted...

Yea single payer healthcare isn't something other countries have, it's more like trying to magically give everyone a free pony!

I think the point of the analogy isn't that single payer healthcare is an absurdity, but that by not substantiating the actual methods by which it will be paid for and people will vote for it, it might as well be.
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Bernie and Hillary stole the free pony proposal from Vermin Supreme.
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Anteaterking posted...

Shadow Don posted...

Yea single payer healthcare isn't something other countries have, it's more like trying to magically give everyone a free pony!

I think the point of the analogy isn't that single payer healthcare is an absurdity, but that by not substantiating the actual methods by which it will be paid for and people will vote for it, it might as well be.

Pretty sure he did and it involved not having an absurd military budget and giving massive breaks to the investment banks who scam us and wreck the economy. Hillary can't have that though so let's just call the Bernie supporters a bunch of pony lovers.
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JohnLennon6 posted...

metralo posted...

LittleRoyal posted...

My shoulders recoil in disgust when people unironically say crooked Hillary

trump acts like a grade-school bully by literally calling people names and his followers eat it up

Crooked Hillary is a name that Clinton supporters came up with themselves.

shut up hoth
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bevan306 posted...

pretty accurate tbh

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TheMikh posted...

Bernie and Hillary stole the free pony proposal from Vermin Supreme.

I was considering making a joke about this, but I felt it would have gone over some heads.

(Because who gives a fuck about Vermin)
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Debate Moderator: Hillary, how do you feel about people who say you lie about ponies?
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Yeah, because debate moderators weren't TOTALLY in her pocket, even helping slip her questions in advance, right?

That woman is so out of touch with reality, it's insane. To think that a significant portion of America still thinks she should be President scares me.
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darkjedilink posted...

Yeah, because debate moderators weren't TOTALLY in her pocket, even helping slip her questions in advance, right?

That woman is so out of touch with reality, it's insane. To think that a significant portion of America still thinks she should be President scares me.

She's more in touch with reality than Trump is, though that isn't saying much.
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Shadow Don posted...

Anteaterking posted...

Shadow Don posted...

Yea single payer healthcare isn't something other countries have, it's more like trying to magically give everyone a free pony!

I think the point of the analogy isn't that single payer healthcare is an absurdity, but that by not substantiating the actual methods by which it will be paid for and people will vote for it, it might as well be.

Pretty sure he did and it involved not having an absurd military budget and giving massive breaks to the investment banks who scam us and wreck the economy. Hillary can't have that though so let's just call the Bernie supporters a bunch of pony lovers.

His math was insanely wrong - with no military spending whatsoever, AND 99% income tax on the 1%, we'd still be hemorrhaging about $10 Billion a year.
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darkjedilink posted...

Shadow Don posted...

Anteaterking posted...

Shadow Don posted...

Yea single payer healthcare isn't something other countries have, it's more like trying to magically give everyone a free pony!

I think the point of the analogy isn't that single payer healthcare is an absurdity, but that by not substantiating the actual methods by which it will be paid for and people will vote for it, it might as well be.

Pretty sure he did and it involved not having an absurd military budget and giving massive breaks to the investment banks who scam us and wreck the economy. Hillary can't have that though so let's just call the Bernie supporters a bunch of pony lovers.

His math was insanely wrong - with no military spending whatsoever, AND 99% income tax on the 1%, we'd still be hemorrhaging about $10 Billion a year.

Yea probably because we pay like 10x the amount other countries pay for medication and treatment... something else Bernie fought against. Again this isn't some kind of impossible to achieve fantasy world we are talking about. All modern nations already have this shit. People in other countries are just sitting there scratching their heads looking at our joke of a healthcare system and then Hillary comes in like "nope stop dreaming about ponies!"
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