Current Events > If I beat off an iguana over an ostrich egg will I make a baby velociraptor?

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USANumber1 09/04/17 5:31:27 PM #1:	I'm trying to make money on the side and I want to open my own Jurassic Park so if I beat an iguana off and it sprays its iguana load all over an ostrich egg can that produce a baby dinosaur? Also where can I buy ostrich eggs <cite>USANumber1 posted [p:886019353] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote>I'm trying to make money on the side and I want to open my own Jurassic Park so if I beat an iguana off and it sprays its iguana load all over an ostrich egg can that produce a baby dinosaur? Also where can I buy ostrich eggs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 09/04/17 5:33:30 PM #2:	--- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:886019464] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mernardi 09/04/17 5:34:22 PM #3:	The answer is yes --- Chaos is a ladder <cite>Mernardi posted [p:886019519] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote>The answer is yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UrCa1988 09/04/17 5:35:10 PM #4:	--- "Sometimes, all the stupidity in the world is boiled down to one single product that you can buy at Home Depot." <cite>UrCa1988 posted [p:886019562] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Doge 09/04/17 5:36:34 PM #5:	--- Wow such signature join Dogefaqs today http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1341-dogefaqs <cite>The_Doge posted [p:886019640] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/04/17 5:36:57 PM #6:	you need ancient mosquitos, and frog dna <cite>Zikten posted [p:886019663] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote>you need ancient mosquitos, and frog dna</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
USANumber1 09/04/17 6:29:23 PM #7:	So you're saying I need to beat off a frog? <cite>USANumber1 posted [p:886022607] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote>So you're saying I need to beat off a frog?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/04/17 10:28:31 PM #8:	yes <cite>Zikten posted [p:886036317] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote>yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 09/04/17 10:30:58 PM #9:	USANumber1 posted... So you're saying I need to beat off a frog? --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:886036436] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote><cite>USANumber1 posted...</cite> <quote>So you're saying I need to beat off a frog?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 09/04/17 10:32:02 PM #10:	Mernardi posted... The answer is yes You clearly need a nature orgy. First off, use a cassowary rather than an ostrich and a komodo dragon rather than an iguana. Then: komodo dragon + cassowary + frog + mosquito. Bam! Super dino! --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:886036500] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote>The answer is yes</quote> You clearly need a nature orgy. First off, use a cassowary rather than an ostrich and a komodo dragon rather than an iguana. Then: komodo dragon + cassowary + frog + mosquito. Bam! Super dino!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VectorChaos 09/04/17 10:34:07 PM #11:	--- PSN VectorChaos http://i.imgur.com/ftMERkZ.jpg XBL Vector Chaos http://i.imgur.com/10hWZ95.png http://i.imgur.com/MZMOLx0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/R2jRl8F.jpg <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:886036607] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JosefuJustice11 09/04/17 10:34:57 PM #12:	What in the ever loving fuck...did I just click on O_o --- I felt like I was watching a dream I'd never wake up from... Before I knew it, the dream was all over. <cite>JosefuJustice11 posted [p:886036648] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote>What in the ever loving fuck...did I just click on O_o</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OrtegaTron 09/04/17 10:35:09 PM #13:	This topic is going places --- OrtegaTron knelt before his fallen enemy and said a prayer. "Forgive me. May you find in the next world what you couldn't find here."- AlisLandale <cite>OrtegaTron posted [p:886036658] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote>This topic is going places</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 09/04/17 10:37:33 PM #14:	jumi posted... Mernardi posted... The answer is yes You clearly need a nature orgy. First off, use a cassowary rather than an ostrich and a komodo dragon rather than an iguana. Then: komodo dragon + cassowary + frog + mosquito. Bam! Super dino! WTF? Are we in Dragon Quest Monsters? --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:886036786] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote><cite>jumi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote>The answer is yes</quote> You clearly need a nature orgy. First off, use a cassowary rather than an ostrich and a komodo dragon rather than an iguana. Then: komodo dragon + cassowary + frog + mosquito. Bam! Super dino!</quote> WTF? Are we in Dragon Quest Monsters?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 09/04/17 10:39:00 PM #15:	VectorChaos posted... the face of this ugly ass statue always makes me laugh --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:886036863] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote></quote> the face of this ugly ass statue always makes me laugh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShinigamiSoul 09/04/17 10:59:42 PM #16:	USANumber1 posted... sprays its iguana load --- I dont want a sig! <cite>ShinigamiSoul posted [p:886038010] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote><cite>USANumber1 posted...</cite> <quote>sprays its iguana load</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 09/04/17 11:25:24 PM #17:	Laserion posted... jumi posted... Mernardi posted... The answer is yes You clearly need a nature orgy. First off, use a cassowary rather than an ostrich and a komodo dragon rather than an iguana. Then: komodo dragon + cassowary + frog + mosquito. Bam! Super dino! WTF? Are we in Dragon Quest Monsters? TC needs to know the formula for Hackosaurus. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:886039292] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote><cite>Laserion posted...</cite> <quote><cite>jumi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote>The answer is yes</quote> You clearly need a nature orgy. First off, use a cassowary rather than an ostrich and a komodo dragon rather than an iguana. Then: komodo dragon + cassowary + frog + mosquito. Bam! Super dino!</quote> WTF? Are we in Dragon Quest Monsters?</quote> TC needs to know the formula for Hackosaurus.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
USANumber1 09/05/17 3:09:27 AM #18:	jumi posted... Mernardi posted... The answer is yes You clearly need a nature orgy. First off, use a cassowary rather than an ostrich and a komodo dragon rather than an iguana. Then: komodo dragon + cassowary + frog + mosquito. Bam! Super dino! This is just a gross crime against nature. I'm just trying to recreate a velociraptor not play God you sick fuck <cite>USANumber1 posted [p:886047275] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote><cite>jumi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote>The answer is yes</quote> You clearly need a nature orgy. First off, use a cassowary rather than an ostrich and a komodo dragon rather than an iguana. Then: komodo dragon + cassowary + frog + mosquito. Bam! Super dino!</quote> This is just a gross crime against nature. I'm just trying to recreate a velociraptor not play God you sick fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 09/05/17 3:16:41 AM #19:	USANumber1 posted... jumi posted... Mernardi posted... The answer is yes You clearly need a nature orgy. First off, use a cassowary rather than an ostrich and a komodo dragon rather than an iguana. Then: komodo dragon + cassowary + frog + mosquito. Bam! Super dino! This is just a gross crime against nature. I'm just trying to recreate a velociraptor not play God you sick fuck You can't make an omelette without breaking some fucking eggs. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:886047465] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote><cite>USANumber1 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>jumi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote>The answer is yes</quote> You clearly need a nature orgy. First off, use a cassowary rather than an ostrich and a komodo dragon rather than an iguana. Then: komodo dragon + cassowary + frog + mosquito. Bam! Super dino!</quote> This is just a gross crime against nature. I'm just trying to recreate a velociraptor not play God you sick fuck</quote> You can't make an omelette without breaking some fucking eggs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 09/05/17 3:26:31 AM #20:	Harry Potter has taught us that hatching a chicken egg under a snake creates a basilisk, that super-snake in Chamber of Secrets that has Xenomorph-blood-grade venom and eyesight that petrifies people and can even 'kill' ghosts. But you're using iguanas. And ostrich eggs. You'll create a friggin' Godzilla with eye lasers that can turn the entire populace to statues, but is actually a total wimp because he's vegan. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/75581177 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:886047704] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote>Harry Potter has taught us that hatching a chicken egg under a snake creates a basilisk, that super-snake in Chamber of Secrets that has Xenomorph-blood-grade venom and eyesight that petrifies people and can even 'kill' ghosts. But you're using iguanas. And ostrich eggs. You'll create a friggin' Godzilla with eye lasers that can turn the entire populace to statues, but is actually a total wimp because he's vegan.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Banjo2553 09/05/17 3:27:53 AM #21:	I can't tell if this topic is stupid or hilarious. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>Banjo2553 posted [p:886047734] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote>I can't tell if this topic is stupid or hilarious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
USANumber1 09/05/17 5:52:54 AM #22:	Banjo2553 posted... I can't tell if this topic is stupid or hilarious. whynotbothmexicantacogirl.jpg <cite>USANumber1 posted [p:886050444] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote><cite>Banjo2553 posted...</cite> <quote>I can't tell if this topic is stupid or hilarious.</quote> whynotbothmexicantacogirl.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
action52 09/05/17 6:53:45 AM #23:	Banjo2553 posted... I can't tell if this topic is stupid or hilarious. It can be two things! --- -sent from an old rotary phone <cite>action52 posted [p:886051595] in If I beat ... [t:75741352]...</cite> <quote><cite>Banjo2553 posted...</cite> <quote>I can't tell if this topic is stupid or hilarious.</quote> It can be two things!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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