Current Events > Pennsylvania cops say to prepare for more clowns

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BootyGif
09/02/17 5:23:56 AM
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Authorities in Pennsylvania suspect that another wave of creepy clown sightings may soon unfold and are warning residents to be ready.

In a testament to how seriously they are taking the harlequin menace, the Pennsylvania State Police actually issued a bulletin about the problem.

After recapping last year's sixteen-state spree of incidents, the announcement says, "with the fall of 2017 upon us, it is anticipated that similar 'creepy ass clown' sightings could be reported starting as soon as September."


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LightningAce11
09/02/17 5:24:59 AM
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Looks like the Always Sunny team is filming a new episode.
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Dash_Harber
09/02/17 5:26:34 AM
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Hasn't this been an ongoing thing since 2015? Maybe even earlier. I remember something about creepy clown sightings back in like 2012, because people were joking it was a sign of the apocalypse.
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Steelix500
09/02/17 5:27:21 AM
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Just when you thought this shit was over
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Zack_Attackv1
09/02/17 5:30:25 AM
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Fin_Dawg_004
09/02/17 5:35:50 AM
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i blame hollywood
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Shotgunnova
09/02/17 5:36:44 AM
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Menacing knife-wielders aside, random clowns cropping up is seriously one of my favorite fads ever.
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CarlGrimes
09/02/17 5:48:16 AM
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So now it is a crime to dress up as a clown?
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thronedfire2
09/02/17 5:50:12 AM
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Am I the only one that thinks all those clowns are just viral marketing for It?

They never actually caught any of them did they? And they never actually hurt anyone? The one vid I saw of a few people in a car seeing a clown looked professionally shot, not just some amateur cell phone vid
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Shelhamer92
09/02/17 6:59:22 AM
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I want someone to dress as batman and beat them up
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Antifar
09/02/17 7:23:30 AM
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*Jay Leno voice* But I thought congressmen were going back to DC
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Wolf_J_Flywheel
09/02/17 8:14:23 AM
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Antifar posted...
*Jay Leno voice* But I thought congressmen were going back to DC

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DoctorVader
09/02/17 8:19:34 AM
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Didn't they stop because people started beating them up and shit?

Why would they start again knowing this? Just because of IT and AHS Cult?
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LastTomorrow
09/02/17 8:25:25 AM
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If they rise we need the agents of the bat
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Medz1206
09/02/17 8:25:36 AM
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a clown will be shot
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BootyGif
09/02/17 11:57:27 AM
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Wolf_J_Flywheel posted...
Antifar posted...
*Jay Leno voice* But I thought congressmen were going back to DC

http://media.extratv.com/archive/images/news/0216-eubanks.jpg

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CableZL
09/02/17 11:57:56 AM
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Those clowns better prepare to be smoked on the b-ball court
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DarkChozoGhost
09/02/17 12:03:42 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
So now it is a crime to dress up as a clown?

No, but criminal intimidation is a crime.

thronedfire2 posted...
They never actually caught any of them did they? And they never actually hurt anyone?

Yes, some were arrested. I don't think the clowns hurt people, but some would jump up on people's cars and shit.
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SSJGrimReaper
09/02/17 12:04:37 PM
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Dash_Harber
09/02/17 8:46:15 PM
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Shelhamer92 posted...
I want someone to dress as batman and beat them up


Actually, IIRC, a group of viking re-enactors were organizing to hunt down the clowns in full viking regalia. It would have been the epic Clown Viking War of 2015.
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CarlGrimes
09/02/17 9:02:26 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
No, but criminal intimidation is a crime.

How is just dressing up like a clown criminal intimidation?
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Axiom
09/02/17 9:03:39 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Clown BootyGif

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DarkChozoGhost
09/03/17 1:46:43 AM
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CarlGrimes posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...
No, but criminal intimidation is a crime.

How is just dressing up like a clown criminal intimidation?

Because they're doing more than "just dressing up like a clown."
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CarlGrimes
09/03/17 1:57:04 AM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...
No, but criminal intimidation is a crime.

How is just dressing up like a clown criminal intimidation?

Because they're doing more than "just dressing up like a clown."

No, I am pretty sure most of them were just people dressed up like clowns.
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DarkChozoGhost
09/03/17 2:05:07 AM
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And what were those people doing?
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Dash_Harber
09/03/17 3:11:45 AM
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CarlGrimes posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...
No, but criminal intimidation is a crime.

How is just dressing up like a clown criminal intimidation?

Because they're doing more than "just dressing up like a clown."

No, I am pretty sure most of them were just people dressed up like clowns.

I remember there were a couple reports of them trying to lure children into the woods, and at least a handful of them were brandishing knives or machetes.
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FreedomEtrtment
09/05/17 1:33:23 AM
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LightningAce11 posted...
Looks like the Always Sunny team is filming a new episode.

lmao!
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Mr_Biscuit
09/05/17 1:36:32 AM
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FreedomEtrtment posted...
LightningAce11 posted...
Looks like the Always Sunny team is filming a new episode.

lmao!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLducOdddE4

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The Admiral
09/05/17 1:37:31 AM
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I thought this was going to be an article about Antifa.
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gafemaqs
09/05/17 1:37:57 AM
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And how would this cop know to prepare for more clowns?

Unless... the cops are the clowns.
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ReggieBush09
09/05/17 1:38:07 AM
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@fear the clown
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DawkinsNumber4
09/05/17 1:39:41 AM
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gafemaqs posted...
And how would this cop know to prepare for more clowns?

Unless... the cops are the clowns.

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Bio1590
09/05/17 1:44:16 AM
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@Hey
@FrankIin
@JohnLennon6
@SSJ-AshKetchum

Pennsylvania already has more than enough clowns with these guys
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ReggieBush09
09/05/17 1:51:11 AM
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@FrankIin
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