Current Events > I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.

Topic List
Page List: 1
Cotton_Eye_Joe
08/28/17 5:05:19 PM
#1:


Are we human or are we dancers?
... Copied to Clipboard!
SageHarpuia
08/28/17 5:07:13 PM
#2:


A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
---
My name is Harpuia, one of the four Guardians of Master X and General of the Strong Air Battalion, The Rekku Army.
... Copied to Clipboard!
SolKarellen
08/28/17 5:12:56 PM
#3:


SageHarpuia posted...
A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
TIL what the lyrics to that song are.
---
We were thinking of naming the baby Ellipsis, but it seemed so...typographical.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ItsVinceRusso
08/28/17 5:16:17 PM
#4:


looking forward to to the new album
---
bro
... Copied to Clipboard!
Touchdown Boy
08/28/17 5:21:18 PM
#5:


I've got sand but I'm not a sandwich.
---
I maintain that chaos is the future and beyond it is freedom.
Confusion is next and next after that is the truth.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1