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the_cajun88
08/27/17 10:55:26 PM
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A vacuum cleaner that makes the vacuum cleaner.
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TheDarkCircle
08/27/17 10:55:44 PM
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boooooooo
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Thekiller37
08/27/17 10:56:51 PM
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Mind=blown
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CableZL
08/27/17 10:57:28 PM
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Second_Chances
08/27/17 10:58:15 PM
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hot
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MabusIncarnate
08/27/17 10:59:17 PM
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This one from last night was so much better

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75712574
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apolloooo
08/27/17 10:59:27 PM
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Isnt it supposed to be vacuum cleaner cleaner?

The object is vacuum cleaner as a whoke and not just vacuum.

So you are a vacuum cleaner cleaner that makes vacuum cleaner cleaner
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Zack_Attackv1
08/27/17 11:00:02 PM
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Racecar is just racecar spelt backwards.
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CableZL
08/27/17 11:00:15 PM
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apolloooo posted...
Isnt it supposed to be vacuum cleaner cleaner?

The object is vacuum cleaner as a whoke and not just vacuum.

So you are a vacuum cleaner cleaner that makes vacuum cleaner cleaner


It is commonly called a vacuum, so it still works.
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/27/17 11:01:31 PM
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O_O
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gafemaqs
08/27/17 11:01:38 PM
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Ivynn
08/27/17 11:02:55 PM
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Does the dog still bark at you tho
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the_cajun88
08/27/17 11:15:54 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Does the dog still bark at you tho


@The_Doge
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The_Doge
08/28/17 12:09:31 AM
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the_cajun88 posted...
A vacuum cleaner that makes the vacuum cleaner.


75i0ws0Ivynn posted...
Does the dog still bark at you tho

RMj4rGF
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iron jojo
08/28/17 12:10:15 AM
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Damn
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Manocheese
08/28/17 12:34:18 AM
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really makes u think
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the_cajun88
08/28/17 8:01:01 AM
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The_Doge posted...
the_cajun88 posted...
A vacuum cleaner that makes the vacuum cleaner.


75i0ws0Ivynn posted...
Does the dog still bark at you tho

RMj4rGF


there we go
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AsucaHayashi
08/28/17 8:04:47 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
This one from last night was so much better

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75712574


real talk, i don't get it at all... =/
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the_cajun88
08/28/17 8:05:27 AM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
This one from last night was so much better

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75712574


real talk, i don't get it at all... =/


Habanero = have an arrow.
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AsucaHayashi
08/28/17 8:06:12 AM
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the_cajun88 posted...
Habanero = have an arrow.


>_>
<_<

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fuzzylittlbunny
08/28/17 8:12:24 AM
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Firefly is the opposite of waterfall
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the_cajun88
08/29/17 7:34:46 AM
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Bras are measured in cups because titties have milk in them.
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Solar_Crimson
08/29/17 7:45:48 AM
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vbty3
08/29/17 7:55:24 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Why can't we have more topics like this on CE?

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MrStabbath
08/29/17 8:00:49 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Why can't we have more topics like this on CE?

this topic is made daily on /r/showerthoughts so if you like these threads check it out.
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SmidgeIsntBack
08/29/17 8:09:33 AM
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My favorites

The dude who put a ‘b’ in subtle was a genius


Fat and slim mean the same thing when it comes to chances


During the world wars the Brits called the Germans “Jerrys” and the Germans called the Brits “Tommys”. Tom & Jerry.


If the number 666 is considered evil, is 25.8069758 the root of all evil?


Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

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the_cajun88
08/29/17 8:17:38 AM
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SmidgeIsntBack posted...
The dude who put a ‘b’ in subtle was a genius


This is wonderful.
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AsucaHayashi
08/29/17 9:53:16 AM
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the_cajun88 posted...
Bras are measured in cups because titties have milk in them.


lol
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the_cajun88
08/30/17 6:01:44 AM
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if people used to use things like diamonds as currency but use money now because paper beats rock, will we use scissors as a form of payment in the future?
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bulletproofvita
08/30/17 6:56:19 AM
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Vacuuception
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unpleasant_milk
08/30/17 6:59:07 AM
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Tagged for awesome
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TheoryzC
08/30/17 7:43:42 AM
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Muh brain
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Dash_Harber
08/30/17 7:53:02 AM
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Aren't you technically a vacuum cleaner cleaner, and not a vacuum cleaner? The latter indicated you claim vacuums, as in the scientific concept?
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Twin3Turbo
08/30/17 8:12:06 AM
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the_cajun88 posted...
SmidgeIsntBack posted...
The dude who put a ‘b’ in subtle was a genius


This is wonderful.

This is the only one I don't get
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the_cajun88
08/30/17 3:12:44 PM
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Twin3Turbo posted...
the_cajun88 posted...
SmidgeIsntBack posted...
The dude who put a ‘b’ in subtle was a genius


This is wonderful.

This is the only one I don't get


Then the meaning itself is subtle!
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Twin3Turbo
08/30/17 7:54:01 PM
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the_cajun88 posted...
Twin3Turbo posted...
the_cajun88 posted...
SmidgeIsntBack posted...
The dude who put a ‘b’ in subtle was a genius


This is wonderful.

This is the only one I don't get


Then the meaning itself is subtle!

Yeah I came to that realization not long after writing that post lol.
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the_cajun88
09/01/17 5:53:01 AM
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If you eat a hard shelled taco over a tortilla, you will likely end up with a second taco.

Your results may vary.
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the_cajun88
09/02/17 1:52:27 PM
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My drug dealer's pants fell down unexpectedly today. He's always cracking me up.
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