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Blue_Inigo
08/26/17 10:15:25 PM
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They're so bad that you're better off just using ol lefty. Would you get with?
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DarthAragorn
08/26/17 10:17:17 PM
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Yes
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iron jojo
08/26/17 10:17:30 PM
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That's
Not
The
Perfect
Woman
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Guy_Fieri
08/26/17 10:18:30 PM
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Does she do butt stuff tho
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Fony
08/26/17 10:18:48 PM
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how is she perfect then?
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Offworlder1
08/26/17 10:20:38 PM
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iron jojo posted...
That's
Not
The
Perfect
Woman

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KILBOTz
08/26/17 10:21:06 PM
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Worst bj imaginable would involve your dick being bitten off. So no.
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ShotOJameson
08/26/17 10:22:10 PM
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The 'worst BJ imaginable' is still pretty fucking amazing. I mean I don't know how you could get a terrible BJ unless they literally had no saliva or some shit.
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ThyCorndog
08/26/17 10:22:16 PM
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iron jojo posted...
That's
Not
The
Perfect
Woman

Fony posted...
how is she perfect then?

it's pretty obvious context, she's perfect in every way except for this one thing. do you guys need everything spelled out for you

anyway, probably. bjs are nice but I feel like it's something I'd get over with
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EffectAndCause
08/26/17 10:22:54 PM
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My ex-wife basically.
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Yaridovich
08/26/17 10:23:17 PM
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As long as she gives vaginal blow jobs then I'm cool
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Offworlder1
08/26/17 10:24:42 PM
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@ThyCorndog

She can be perfect at everything else but if she has the flaw of giving terrible bjs then she is not perfect.
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ThyCorndog
08/26/17 10:25:36 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
@ThyCorndog

She can be perfect at everything else but if she has the flaw of giving terrible bjs then she is not perfect.

yes, that's the topic
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Offworlder1
08/26/17 10:27:00 PM
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Should be "near perfect woman" then no one likes false advertising.

My answer is no if you could not tell since she is flawed and bjs are not hard to get right.
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dirtycommunist
08/26/17 10:30:03 PM
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Sure. No big loss given that I'm otherwise getting the perfect woman.
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Blue_Inigo
08/26/17 10:43:39 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Should be "near perfect woman" then no one likes false advertising.

My answer is no if you could not tell since she is flawed and bjs are not hard to get right.

Have you ever given a BJ? It's not as easy as it looks
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KILBOTz
08/26/17 10:50:43 PM
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ShotOJameson posted...
The 'worst BJ imaginable' is still pretty fucking amazing. I mean I don't know how you could get a terrible BJ unless they literally had no saliva or some shit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH1ruMGpTVY

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Offworlder1
08/26/17 10:54:34 PM
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@Blue_Inigo
I am only sexually involved with women so I never have nor will be giving any blow jobs.

Gone down on a number of women and it is not hard to figure out what is making her feel good and what isn't.
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Blue_Inigo
08/26/17 11:00:59 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
ShotOJameson posted...
The 'worst BJ imaginable' is still pretty fucking amazing. I mean I don't know how you could get a terrible BJ unless they literally had no saliva or some shit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH1ruMGpTVY

Lmao
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Sami1000
08/26/17 11:04:14 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
Worst bj imaginable would involve your dick being bitten off. So no.


I was going to post pretty much this.
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Blue_Inigo
08/27/17 11:05:35 PM
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Bump
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jumi
08/28/17 12:35:31 AM
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Two other "perfect" holes.
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weapon_d00d816
08/28/17 12:49:08 AM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Should be "near perfect woman" then no one likes false advertising.

My answer is no if you could not tell since she is flawed and bjs are not hard to get right.

That's why he said "perfect, BUT".

None of you guys ever seem to understand what that means.
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Manocheese
08/28/17 12:53:56 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
Should be "near perfect woman" then no one likes false advertising.

My answer is no if you could not tell since she is flawed and bjs are not hard to get right.

That's why he said "perfect, BUT".

None of you guys ever seem to understand what that means.

This. It would be like if I said "I've played every Zelda game but Wand of Gamelon" and a bunch of people said "then you haven't played every Zelda game! You lied!!!"
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MhkaCHemistry
08/28/17 12:55:40 AM
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I feel like this is a workable scenario unless your fetish involves it or something.
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