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lilORANG
08/25/17 5:45:37 PM
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Should I tell me fiance? I don't want her to be jealous that I banged someone hotter than her. She wasn't even that good, it's just impossible to say no to a 919.
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electricbugs2
08/25/17 5:46:15 PM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Lists_of_fictional_characters
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Guy_Fieri
08/25/17 5:47:42 PM
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Just fucked a 619 and I feel terrible.

Should I tell Rey Mysterio?
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lilORANG
08/25/17 5:48:21 PM
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guys i'm serious.

though a bit of humor is appreciated to lighten the mood.
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thepope_3290
08/25/17 5:50:23 PM
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Just fucked a 679 and I feel terrible.

Should I tell Fetty Wap?
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Darklit_Minuet
08/25/17 5:50:28 PM
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For what possible reason would you tell your fiance?

If you do tell her, both you and her will feel like crap, and you'll likely break up. If you don't tell her, only you will feel like crap temporarily, and if you wanna stay with her you still can.

You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by telling
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lilORANG
08/25/17 5:52:00 PM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
For what possible reason would you tell your fiance?

If you do tell her, both you and her will feel like crap, and you'll likely break up. If you don't tell her, only you will feel like crap temporarily, and if you wanna stay with her you still can.

You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by telling

My 6th grade advisor used to tell me "honesty is the best policy"

was she wrong? Does my fiance deserve to know I'm a cheating ho bag even tho I love her and treat her right?
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Darklit_Minuet
08/25/17 5:53:00 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
For what possible reason would you tell your fiance?

If you do tell her, both you and her will feel like crap, and you'll likely break up. If you don't tell her, only you will feel like crap temporarily, and if you wanna stay with her you still can.

You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by telling

My 6th grade advisor used to tell me "honesty is the best policy"

was she wrong? Does my fiance deserve to know I'm a cheating ho bag even tho I love her and treat her right?

What actual benefits would you get out of telling her? How would it benefit either you or her?
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DirkDiggles
08/25/17 5:53:04 PM
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Pogo_Marimo
08/25/17 5:53:27 PM
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because I just fucked a 789.




(Your mum).
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action52
08/25/17 5:53:29 PM
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You should tell her so she'll have an opportunity to dump your cheating ass.

lol maybe you should tell her about how the girl you betrayed her trust with was a "919." I'm sure that will make her forgive you. XD

You should tell her about it, but since you're the kind of fuckboy who cheats on his fiancee because "the girl was a 919," I bet you won't. You'll just lie, and keep lying until years into your marriage when you get caught.
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lilORANG
08/25/17 5:53:40 PM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
lilORANG posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
For what possible reason would you tell your fiance?

If you do tell her, both you and her will feel like crap, and you'll likely break up. If you don't tell her, only you will feel like crap temporarily, and if you wanna stay with her you still can.

You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by telling

My 6th grade advisor used to tell me "honesty is the best policy"

was she wrong? Does my fiance deserve to know I'm a cheating ho bag even tho I love her and treat her right?

What actual benefits would you get out of telling her? How would it benefit either you or her?

If we broke up I could fuck 919s without feeling guilty.
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Darklit_Minuet
08/25/17 5:54:22 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
lilORANG posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
For what possible reason would you tell your fiance?

If you do tell her, both you and her will feel like crap, and you'll likely break up. If you don't tell her, only you will feel like crap temporarily, and if you wanna stay with her you still can.

You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by telling

My 6th grade advisor used to tell me "honesty is the best policy"

was she wrong? Does my fiance deserve to know I'm a cheating ho bag even tho I love her and treat her right?

What actual benefits would you get out of telling her? How would it benefit either you or her?

If we broke up I could fuck 919s without feeling guilty.

You still can if you don't tell her and choose not to feel guilty.

It's all in your mind. Plenty of people do it.
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lilORANG
08/25/17 5:54:49 PM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
lilORANG posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
lilORANG posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
For what possible reason would you tell your fiance?

If you do tell her, both you and her will feel like crap, and you'll likely break up. If you don't tell her, only you will feel like crap temporarily, and if you wanna stay with her you still can.

You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by telling

My 6th grade advisor used to tell me "honesty is the best policy"

was she wrong? Does my fiance deserve to know I'm a cheating ho bag even tho I love her and treat her right?

What actual benefits would you get out of telling her? How would it benefit either you or her?

If we broke up I could fuck 919s without feeling guilty.

You still can if you don't tell her and choose not to feel guilty.

It's all in your mind. Plenty of people do it.

k thanks you seem to have a solid grasp on relationships.
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TheDarkCircle
08/25/17 5:55:23 PM
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the great thing about fucking is you can fuck as much as u want when it's imaginary
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Darklit_Minuet
08/25/17 5:55:25 PM
#18:


Nah I'm just cynical. You'll be screwed over in the long run either way, might as well make the best of it
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action52
08/25/17 5:57:05 PM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
lilORANG posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
lilORANG posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
For what possible reason would you tell your fiance?

If you do tell her, both you and her will feel like crap, and you'll likely break up. If you don't tell her, only you will feel like crap temporarily, and if you wanna stay with her you still can.

You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by telling

My 6th grade advisor used to tell me "honesty is the best policy"

was she wrong? Does my fiance deserve to know I'm a cheating ho bag even tho I love her and treat her right?

What actual benefits would you get out of telling her? How would it benefit either you or her?

If we broke up I could fuck 919s without feeling guilty.

You still can if you don't tell her and choose not to feel guilty.

It's all in your mind. Plenty of people do it.

If you have no sense of morality and don't care about anyone except yourself, you can fuck all the girls you want and never feel guilty until you get caught! Plenty of people do it. The way Darklit_Minuet posts makes me think he does it.
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Pogo_Marimo
08/25/17 5:58:41 PM
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Just break up with her retroactively so you don't feel guilty. Just tell your fiance you broke up with her days ago and she really needs to try and cope with it by now.
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NickyTheNewt
08/25/17 5:59:17 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Does my fiance deserve to know I'm a cheating ho bag even tho I love her and treat her right?


If you were really concerned about treating her right, you wouldn't have cheated on her.
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Darklit_Minuet
08/25/17 6:00:01 PM
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action52 posted...
If you have no sense of morality and don't care about anyone except yourself, you can fuck all the girls you want and never feel guilty until you get caught! Plenty of people do it. The way Darklit_Minuet posts makes me think he does it.

Nah, I kinda gave up on looking for a meaningful relationship years ago. But all the ones I've had before have ended with cheating, which put me in the mindset that it happens regardless, admitting to it is what causes the guilt and mistrust. If my ex hadn't told me she cheated on me, I wouldn't have known and thus wouldn't have felt bad about it
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Evil_Evil_Evil_
08/25/17 6:03:59 PM
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lol people actually responding seriously xd
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YourDrunkFather
08/25/17 6:13:53 PM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
lilORANG posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
lilORANG posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
For what possible reason would you tell your fiance?

If you do tell her, both you and her will feel like crap, and you'll likely break up. If you don't tell her, only you will feel like crap temporarily, and if you wanna stay with her you still can.

You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by telling

My 6th grade advisor used to tell me "honesty is the best policy"

was she wrong? Does my fiance deserve to know I'm a cheating ho bag even tho I love her and treat her right?

What actual benefits would you get out of telling her? How would it benefit either you or her?

If we broke up I could fuck 919s without feeling guilty.

You still can if you don't tell her and choose not to feel guilty.

It's all in your mind. Plenty of people do it.


Wow. You're an absolutely awful person. I hope one of the people you cheat with gives you AIDS
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Kim Kusanagi
08/25/17 6:16:04 PM
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Don't worry @YourDrunkFather.

Darklit is a confirmed virgin.
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YourDrunkFather
08/25/17 6:24:45 PM
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Kim Kusanagi posted...
Don't worry @YourDrunkFather.

Darklit is a confirmed virgin.


Even still that's a really disgusting way of thinking, that no one with a remote sense of morality should promote. You're literally back stabbing someone who cares about you in the most hurtful way possible for your own selfish fulfillment.

Fuck anyone who thinks like that
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Sativa_Rose
08/25/17 6:25:23 PM
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None of this happened
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KainWind
08/25/17 6:25:43 PM
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lilORANG posted...
it's just impossible to say no to a 919.

That doesn't sound right.
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lilORANG
08/25/17 6:26:43 PM
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KainWind posted...
lilORANG posted...
it's just impossible to say no to a 919.

That doesn't sound right.

I mean the 1 in the middle means you would, so like by the rules of the bro code or whatever i think it's metaphysically impossible, yes.
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Pogo_Marimo
08/25/17 6:27:34 PM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
Kim Kusanagi posted...
Don't worry @YourDrunkFather.

Darklit is a confirmed virgin.


Even still that's a really disgusting way of thinking, that no one with a remote sense of morality should promote. You're literally back stabbing someone who cares about you in the most hurtful way possible for your own selfish fulfillment.

Fuck anyone who thinks like that

Yeah but what if they never find out?
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lilORANG
08/25/17 6:27:39 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
Yeah, I'm fast losing belief in this story. Especially claiming a 919 without pics.

I don't even know her last name lol. How am i gonna get pics.
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Kim Kusanagi
08/25/17 6:39:55 PM
#33:


lilORANG posted...
I don't even know her last name lol


you say you fucked a 919 and don't know her full name?
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mattnd2007
08/25/17 6:43:53 PM
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Surely this happened
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lilORANG
08/25/17 6:44:36 PM
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Kim Kusanagi posted...
lilORANG posted...
I don't even know her last name lol


you say you fucked a 919 and don't know her full name?

i don't understand why this is unbelievable. Do you get to know your random hookups?
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Omnislasher
08/25/17 6:48:49 PM
#37:


does love mean anything

is anything real in this life
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Kim Kusanagi
08/25/17 6:49:54 PM
#38:


lilORANG posted...
Do you get to know your random hookups?


I don't do random hookups anymore, but I made sure to at least know their names.
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Omnislasher
08/25/17 6:50:28 PM
#39:


Kim Kusanagi posted...
lilORANG posted...
Do you get to know your random hookups?


I don't do random hookups anymore, but I made sure to at least know their names.


get off the high horse, square
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lilORANG
08/25/17 6:51:21 PM
#40:


Kim Kusanagi posted...
lilORANG posted...
Do you get to know your random hookups?


I don't do random hookups anymore, but I made sure to at least know their names.

Well, she didn't ask for my name either so I guess we're even.
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glitteringfairy
08/25/17 6:54:42 PM
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Just fucked my area code
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Veggeta X
08/25/17 6:55:42 PM
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The last time I used 919 these nerds wouldn't stop making fun of me.
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lilORANG
08/25/17 6:56:24 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
The last time I used 919 these nerds wouldn't stop making fun of me.

it's a way better system than rating someone /10
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Darklit_Minuet
08/25/17 8:54:23 PM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
lilORANG posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
lilORANG posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
For what possible reason would you tell your fiance?

If you do tell her, both you and her will feel like crap, and you'll likely break up. If you don't tell her, only you will feel like crap temporarily, and if you wanna stay with her you still can.

You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by telling

My 6th grade advisor used to tell me "honesty is the best policy"

was she wrong? Does my fiance deserve to know I'm a cheating ho bag even tho I love her and treat her right?

What actual benefits would you get out of telling her? How would it benefit either you or her?

If we broke up I could fuck 919s without feeling guilty.

You still can if you don't tell her and choose not to feel guilty.

It's all in your mind. Plenty of people do it.


Wow. You're an absolutely awful person. I hope one of the people you cheat with gives you AIDS

I don't cheat. Don't have anyone to cheat on or with. Either way I personally wouldn't do it, though I have had it happen to me a few times and finding out was what hurt. If the people who never cheated on me didn't tell me, I wouldn't have had to hurt. Simple enough
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LittleRoyal
08/25/17 8:56:45 PM
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Ehh I hate cheaters, honestly.

They're all dumb assholes.


Especially ones that cheat but still claim to "do right" oh I treat my gf right except when I fuck random people


Yeah. Dumb cheaters are the worst.


I've never been cheated on but I wouldn't take it well.
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Kim Kusanagi
08/25/17 11:03:31 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
Kim Kusanagi posted...
lilORANG posted...
Do you get to know your random hookups?


I don't do random hookups anymore, but I made sure to at least know their names.


get off the high horse, square


I didn't know having a little decency was being in a high horse
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Soviet_Poland
08/25/17 11:24:09 PM
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lilORANG posted...
was she wrong? Does my fiance deserve to know I'm a cheating ho bag even tho I love her and treat her right?


>treats her right
>cheats on her

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