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DarkChozoGhost 08/22/17 9:33:26 AM #1:	If you wake up in the middle of the night, and don't want to disrupt your rhythm by turning on a light I get it. In that particular example it makes sense. But some guys apparently do it often? Why? Personally, I'm too lazy to want to sit down to pee, much quicker and easier to just do it standing. I mean, that's the reason guys stand in the first place, right? --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:885230872] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>If you wake up in the middle of the night, and don't want to disrupt your rhythm by turning on a light I get it. In that particular example it makes sense. But some guys apparently do it often? Why? Personally, I'm too lazy to want to sit down to pee, much quicker and easier to just do it standing. I mean, that's the reason guys stand in the first place, right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Squall28 08/22/17 9:36:37 AM #3:	Don't want to clean up the mess. Even with good aim it can splash after hitting the water. --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:885230972] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>Don't want to clean up the mess. Even with good aim it can splash after hitting the water.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 08/22/17 9:39:06 AM #4:	Unless you have a urinal in your house, you should sit down to pee. Stand up at the stand up. Sit down at the sit down. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:885231067] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>Unless you have a urinal in your house, you should sit down to pee. Stand up at the stand up. Sit down at the sit down.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
That_Happened 08/22/17 9:39:39 AM #5:	Squall28 posted... Don't want to clean up the mess. Even with good aim it can splash after hitting the water. --- http://fusionanomaly.net/magnoliabutitdidhappen.jpg <cite>That_Happened posted [p:885231086] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote><cite>Squall28 posted...</cite> <quote>Don't want to clean up the mess. Even with good aim it can splash after hitting the water.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 08/22/17 9:40:44 AM #6:	I pee in the sink --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:885231129] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>I pee in the sink</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 08/22/17 9:44:44 AM #7:	I do it in the middle of the night. Otherwise I pee standing up --- go join the "expletive not allowed" nazis then. you "expletive not allowed" psycho- Spudger 01/15/17 <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:885231285] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>I do it in the middle of the night. Otherwise I pee standing up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 08/22/17 9:44:53 AM #8:	It's comfortable --- Stay woke. <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:885231295] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>It's comfortable</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 08/22/17 9:47:02 AM #9:	I'm a solid citizen, I work, I pay taxes, I own my own home, I'm a devoted husband, I obey the law, and I visit my mother twice a week. I work hard, I don't complain when things get tough, and I give every day my 110%. If I want to take 1-2 minutes out of my day to just sit and relax while I pee, that is completely my business and I'm frankly tired of society judging me for it. --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 http://i.imgur.com/mPvcy.png <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:885231373] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>I'm a solid citizen, I work, I pay taxes, I own my own home, I'm a devoted husband, I obey the law, and I visit my mother twice a week. I work hard, I don't complain when things get tough, and I give every day my 110%. If I want to take 1-2 minutes out of my day to just sit and relax while I pee, that is completely my business and I'm frankly tired of society judging me for it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 08/22/17 9:47:15 AM #10:	I'm uncircumcised and it goes all over. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:885231385] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>I'm uncircumcised and it goes all over.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 08/22/17 9:47:46 AM #11:	Asherlee10 posted... Preferences. How do they work? But it's just forgoing convenience. Do you take the stairs instead of the escalator (obviously assuming it's not overcrowded or something) --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:885231412] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>Preferences. How do they work?</quote> But it's just forgoing convenience. Do you take the stairs instead of the escalator (obviously assuming it's not overcrowded or something)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread 08/22/17 9:47:54 AM #12:	My pee doesn't come out in a straight line lol --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:885231421] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>My pee doesn't come out in a straight line lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FighterStreet 08/22/17 9:48:40 AM #13:	i just find it comforting peeing is really realxing as is shitting, and i can just sit down and relax and go on my phone etc <cite>FighterStreet posted [p:885231450] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>i just find it comforting peeing is really realxing as is shitting, and i can just sit down and relax and go on my phone etc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
That_Happened 08/22/17 9:52:14 AM #14:	DarkChozoGhost posted... But it's just forgoing convenience. Do you take the stairs instead of the escalator (obviously assuming it's not overcrowded or something) If I'm just going to the second floor? Yes. Again, there is convenience in sitting down: you don't have to clean up any mess. --- http://fusionanomaly.net/magnoliabutitdidhappen.jpg <cite>That_Happened posted [p:885231592] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkChozoGhost posted...</cite> <quote>But it's just forgoing convenience. Do you take the stairs instead of the escalator (obviously assuming it's not overcrowded or something)</quote> If I'm just going to the second floor? Yes. Again, there is convenience in sitting down: you don't have to clean up any mess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilove4chan 08/22/17 9:53:02 AM #15:	Being a civilized male, I sit down to pee instead of being a disgusting barbarian that pisses all over the place. --- i actually don't love 4chan NYM - ETI in my heart <cite>Ilove4chan posted [p:885231626] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>Being a civilized male, I sit down to pee instead of being a disgusting barbarian that pisses all over the place.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilove4chan 08/22/17 9:53:36 AM #16:	DarkChozoGhost posted... Asherlee10 posted... Preferences. How do they work? But it's just forgoing convenience. Do you take the stairs instead of the escalator (obviously assuming it's not overcrowded or something) Unironically I do take the stairs over an escalator every time. Or walk up the escalator. --- i actually don't love 4chan NYM - ETI in my heart <cite>Ilove4chan posted [p:885231647] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkChozoGhost posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>Preferences. How do they work?</quote> But it's just forgoing convenience. Do you take the stairs instead of the escalator (obviously assuming it's not overcrowded or something)</quote> Unironically I do take the stairs over an escalator every time. Or walk up the escalator.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightHawKnight 08/22/17 10:02:22 AM #17:	Ilove4chan posted... DarkChozoGhost posted... Asherlee10 posted... Preferences. How do they work? But it's just forgoing convenience. Do you take the stairs instead of the escalator (obviously assuming it's not overcrowded or something) Unironically I do take the stairs over an escalator every time. Or walk up the escalator. I hate when people don't walk up the escalator. So I tend to take the stairs, as I can go faster. --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:885231993] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ilove4chan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkChozoGhost posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>Preferences. How do they work?</quote> But it's just forgoing convenience. Do you take the stairs instead of the escalator (obviously assuming it's not overcrowded or something)</quote> Unironically I do take the stairs over an escalator every time. Or walk up the escalator.</quote> I hate when people don't walk up the escalator. So I tend to take the stairs, as I can go faster.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 08/22/17 10:03:59 AM #18:	LightHawKnight posted... Ilove4chan posted... DarkChozoGhost posted... Asherlee10 posted... Preferences. How do they work? But it's just forgoing convenience. Do you take the stairs instead of the escalator (obviously assuming it's not overcrowded or something) Unironically I do take the stairs over an escalator every time. Or walk up the escalator. I hate when people don't walk up the escalator. So I tend to take the stairs, as I can go faster. There's supposed to be one side of the escalator where people are walking up and people who just want to stand there are on the other side --- Stay woke. <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:885232056] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote><cite>LightHawKnight posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ilove4chan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkChozoGhost posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>Preferences. How do they work?</quote> But it's just forgoing convenience. Do you take the stairs instead of the escalator (obviously assuming it's not overcrowded or something)</quote> Unironically I do take the stairs over an escalator every time. Or walk up the escalator.</quote> I hate when people don't walk up the escalator. So I tend to take the stairs, as I can go faster.</quote> There's supposed to be one side of the escalator where people are walking up and people who just want to stand there are on the other side</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NihilistTurian 08/22/17 10:05:28 AM #19:	Relaxation --- http://i.imgur.com/IqHwxnf.gif http://i.imgur.com/oyeY71Q.gif http://i.imgur.com/jUql1.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ARoxfnU.gif <cite>NihilistTurian posted [p:885232121] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>Relaxation</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ilove4chan 08/22/17 10:06:44 AM #21:	Feline_Heart posted... LightHawKnight posted... Ilove4chan posted... DarkChozoGhost posted... Asherlee10 posted... Preferences. How do they work? But it's just forgoing convenience. Do you take the stairs instead of the escalator (obviously assuming it's not overcrowded or something) Unironically I do take the stairs over an escalator every time. Or walk up the escalator. I hate when people don't walk up the escalator. So I tend to take the stairs, as I can go faster. There's supposed to be one side of the escalator where people are walking up and people who just want to stand there are on the other side For whatever reason, people don't do this --- i actually don't love 4chan NYM - ETI in my heart <cite>Ilove4chan posted [p:885232174] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote><cite>Feline_Heart posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LightHawKnight posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ilove4chan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkChozoGhost posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>Preferences. How do they work?</quote> But it's just forgoing convenience. Do you take the stairs instead of the escalator (obviously assuming it's not overcrowded or something)</quote> Unironically I do take the stairs over an escalator every time. Or walk up the escalator.</quote> I hate when people don't walk up the escalator. So I tend to take the stairs, as I can go faster.</quote> There's supposed to be one side of the escalator where people are walking up and people who just want to stand there are on the other side</quote> For whatever reason, people don't do this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 08/22/17 10:16:16 AM #22:	You guys need to stop masturbating so much if peeing standing up creates a mess. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:885232592] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>You guys need to stop masturbating so much if peeing standing up creates a mess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
That_Happened 08/22/17 10:18:29 AM #23:	DarkChozoGhost posted... You guys need to stop masturbating so much if peeing standing up creates a mess. A. that's got nothing to do with it. B. no! --- http://fusionanomaly.net/magnoliabutitdidhappen.jpg <cite>That_Happened posted [p:885232689] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkChozoGhost posted...</cite> <quote>You guys need to stop masturbating so much if peeing standing up creates a mess.</quote> A. that's got nothing to do with it. B. no!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightHawKnight 08/22/17 10:21:48 AM #24:	Feline_Heart posted... LightHawKnight posted... Ilove4chan posted... DarkChozoGhost posted... Asherlee10 posted... Preferences. How do they work? But it's just forgoing convenience. Do you take the stairs instead of the escalator (obviously assuming it's not overcrowded or something) Unironically I do take the stairs over an escalator every time. Or walk up the escalator. I hate when people don't walk up the escalator. So I tend to take the stairs, as I can go faster. There's supposed to be one side of the escalator where people are walking up and people who just want to stand there are on the other side No one does this. Specially when they are in a stupid group. I also hate the assholes that group up and walk together on the sidewalk. Or the idiots that have to talk to each other, and stand in the middle of the sidewalk to do so. Or the people who don't keep right and expect you to move out of the way. --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:885232850] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote><cite>Feline_Heart posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LightHawKnight posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ilove4chan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkChozoGhost posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>Preferences. How do they work?</quote> But it's just forgoing convenience. Do you take the stairs instead of the escalator (obviously assuming it's not overcrowded or something)</quote> Unironically I do take the stairs over an escalator every time. Or walk up the escalator.</quote> I hate when people don't walk up the escalator. So I tend to take the stairs, as I can go faster.</quote> There's supposed to be one side of the escalator where people are walking up and people who just want to stand there are on the other side</quote> No one does this. Specially when they are in a stupid group. I also hate the assholes that group up and walk together on the sidewalk. Or the idiots that have to talk to each other, and stand in the middle of the sidewalk to do so. Or the people who don't keep right and expect you to move out of the way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheMikh 08/22/17 10:27:02 AM #26:	I hate cleaning more than I have to. --- http://i.imgur.com/A0TAfek.png <cite>TheMikh posted [p:885233087] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>I hate cleaning more than I have to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 08/22/17 10:30:31 AM #27:	That_Happened posted... DarkChozoGhost posted... You guys need to stop masturbating so much if peeing standing up creates a mess. A. that's got nothing to do with it. B. no! It has everything to do with it and you know that --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:885233231] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote><cite>That_Happened posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkChozoGhost posted...</cite> <quote>You guys need to stop masturbating so much if peeing standing up creates a mess.</quote> A. that's got nothing to do with it. B. no!</quote> It has everything to do with it and you know that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 08/22/17 10:35:42 AM #28:	1. Less mess. Even the best of us will miss occasionally, or if we hit the water dead on, it'll splash and get outside anyway. 2. Removes "drip" problems so it doesn't get on your pants and then you have to spend the rest of the day pretending you have stomach cramps to hide the wet spot on your pants. 3. Don't have to wonder whether you're standing close enough to the toilet / avoid pissing on floor. 4. If phone rings, easy to answer. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:885233473] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>1. Less mess. Even the best of us will miss occasionally, or if we hit the water dead on, it'll splash and get outside anyway. 2. Removes "drip" problems so it doesn't get on your pants and then you have to spend the rest of the day pretending you have stomach cramps to hide the wet spot on your pants. 3. Don't have to wonder whether you're standing close enough to the toilet / avoid pissing on floor. 4. If phone rings, easy to answer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfDE 08/22/17 3:24:35 PM #29:	What I don't understand is how some people can't aim when you use a stall at a public restroom. --- SMM: https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/KINGARCEUS Newest Level: https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/courses/0C47-0000-01EE-6EAD <cite>ProfDE posted [p:885249757] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>What I don't understand is how some people can't aim when you use a stall at a public restroom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VandorLee 08/22/17 3:25:55 PM #30:	At work im going to sit down and pee and relax and check the phone. In the private bathroom of course. --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:885249842] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>At work im going to sit down and pee and relax and check the phone. In the private bathroom of course.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 08/22/17 4:08:08 PM #31:	Because I prefer sitting to standing in general. --- And as her clothes all tumbled 'round her, I could hear my heart The moonlight shown upon her as she lay back in my bed <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:885252344] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>Because I prefer sitting to standing in general.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 08/22/17 10:21:13 PM #32:	clears throat awesome999 posted... I pee in the sink --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:885274477] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>clears throat <cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>I pee in the sink</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScottSweatshirt 08/22/17 10:31:35 PM #33:	I pee in the sink as well --- Doggy mask, Pig hat, Penguin backpack! <cite>ScottSweatshirt posted [p:885275113] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>I pee in the sink as well</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 08/22/17 10:39:57 PM #34:	ok but does anyone pee in her butt? --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:885275653] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>ok but does anyone pee in her butt?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Squirtle_ 08/22/17 11:02:40 PM #35:	I do at work because sometimes no matter how much I shake that last drop always gets on my pants somehow --- http://i.imgur.com/nkfrakV.jpg <cite>_Squirtle_ posted [p:885276934] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote>I do at work because sometimes no matter how much I shake that last drop always gets on my pants somehow</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimmyJumper6 08/22/17 11:09:06 PM #36:	Lonestar2000 posted... I'm uncircumcised and it goes all over. Peel the skin back? <cite>JimmyJumper6 posted [p:885277305] in I don't un... [t:75696382]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lonestar2000 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm uncircumcised and it goes all over.</quote> Peel the skin back?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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