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MrResetti
08/21/17 7:30:36 AM
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Why the fuck do you think your dog is going to stare at the fucking eclipse? Are all farm animals going to be blind tomorrow? Jesus.
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Shotgunnova
08/21/17 7:31:13 AM
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The dog's eyesight was later destroyed.
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Nikra
08/21/17 7:31:53 AM
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LOL
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GigaSPX
08/21/17 8:11:03 AM
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I've wondered about this with pets. I haven't seen any news that would tell you what your outdoor pets should do today.
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DoomtheGrav
08/21/17 8:12:10 AM
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They don't stare at the sun normally do they?
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KILBOTz
08/21/17 8:21:26 AM
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As Shaun of the dead taught us, dogs can't look up. Fido will be fine.
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Laserion
08/21/17 8:28:05 AM
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My wife showed me that from Facebook.
Animals normally don't care about the sun (except for those that use it for navigation). If my pets don't look at the sun any other day, they won't care to look at it during an eclipse. They don't know that anything interesting is happening up there. Oh, it gets dark? It gets dark every day, and a little bit every cloudy day. Do animals look up every time a cloud blocks the light?
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snesmaster40
08/21/17 8:29:11 AM
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Well, you don't want your dog to be in a ruff situation, do we?
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rattlesnake30
08/21/17 9:03:50 AM
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Your dog probably doesn't normally look at the sun for the same reason we don't; because it hurts. I don't think it far fetched to suggest that your dog might inadvertently look at the sun since it will hurt less.
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Onepunch-Man
08/21/17 9:07:40 AM
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What will happen to Superman?
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Jagr_68
08/21/17 9:29:31 AM
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Spooking posted...
The dogs that look up were the ones to Praise the Sun! in Dark Souls.


Shotgunnova posted...
The dog's eyesight was later destroyed over and over again

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Sativa_Rose
08/21/17 9:30:04 AM
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Keep your mom inside today so they don't go blind
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KronoCloud
08/21/17 9:30:50 AM
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Turns out dogs are smarter than humans when it comes to staring directly into the sun.
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JlM
08/21/17 9:33:36 AM
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I thought this was a joke. I've had three people at work says they're concerned about their dog being out.


Dafuq?
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Zikten
08/21/17 9:36:31 AM
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Onepunch-Man posted...
What will happen to Superman?

His body is a battery. He can last for days without sun if he's charged up
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Cheater87
08/21/17 9:44:59 AM
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I shut the blinds in my room for my turtle.
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BilalPowell
08/21/17 10:06:26 AM
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If dogs know not to stare at the sun on normal days they'll know today
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Ivynn
08/21/17 10:11:54 AM
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WizardofHoth
08/21/17 10:19:23 AM
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I'm keeping my dog inside the house just to be safe.
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kayoticdreamz
08/21/17 10:58:35 AM
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DoomtheGrav posted...
They don't stare at the sun normally do they?

This

I too wonder about this.....I've had many dogs, they don't tend to stare at the sun....

Godnorgosh posted...
BilalPowell posted...
If dogs know not to stare at the sun on normal days they'll know today


I don't know, my dog has seemed especially interested after all the news about it.

But then again the dog might not want to miss a once in a lifetime event
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HashtagTartarus
08/21/17 10:21:29 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
The dog's eyesight was later destroyed.


Second post victory attained by Shotgunnova
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