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Philoktetes
08/16/17 2:27:50 PM
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https://twitter.com/ofctimallen/status/897687107191414784


he's just saying what we're all thinking
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AlternativeFAQS
08/16/17 2:29:13 PM
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is that real

that's so sad
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Anarchy_Juiblex
08/16/17 2:29:25 PM
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How is he shit posting from 2002?
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untrustful
08/16/17 2:29:48 PM
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Philoktetes
08/16/17 2:31:43 PM
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tim allen doesn't joke

who do you think he is, a comedan?
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UnfairRepresent
08/16/17 2:31:46 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
untrustful posted...
I hope he's joking

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WilliamPorygon
08/16/17 2:31:50 PM
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Because evolution doesn't inherently require the extinction of the previous species, otherwise there would only be one species on the entire planet you dumb fuck.

I'm too polite to actually reply that though.
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Were_Wyrm
08/16/17 2:32:31 PM
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Same reason there are still Charmeleons, some apes haven't leveled up enough to evolve.
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BLAKUboy
08/16/17 2:32:36 PM
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"Asking the tough questions" and then getting slammed in the comments. Love it.
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Gamer99z
08/16/17 2:32:56 PM
#12:


Philoktetes posted...
tim allen doesn't joke

who do you think he is, a comedan?

Lol
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Damn_Underscore
08/16/17 2:32:58 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4czdTaUQVg

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Swagnificent119
08/16/17 2:35:10 PM
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Maybe he's legit asking. Like he just wants the actual answer, not that he doesn't believe it.

lol
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Jagr_68
08/16/17 2:36:01 PM
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Gamer99z posted...
Philoktetes posted...
tim allen doesn't joke

who do you think he is, a comedan?

Lol

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DKFjalfe
08/16/17 2:41:08 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Philoktetes posted...
tim allen doesn't joke

who do you think he is, a comedan?

Lol
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pinky0926
08/16/17 2:41:34 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
untrustful posted...
I hope he's joking

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Scorsese2002
08/16/17 2:41:53 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4czdTaUQVg


Love AitF
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eston
08/16/17 2:42:50 PM
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If you stopped dealing coke why do we still have coke?

fucking lol
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Kaname_Madoka
08/16/17 2:44:47 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Philoktetes posted...
tim allen doesn't joke

who do you think he is, a comedan?

Lol

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untrustful
08/16/17 4:48:00 PM
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eston posted...
If you stopped dealing coke why do we still have coke?

fucking lol

LMAO
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Old NoiseTank
08/16/17 4:49:42 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg

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Holy_Cloud105
08/16/17 4:49:48 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF-XMtNEudQ

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Philoktetes
08/16/17 4:53:05 PM
#26:


tim allen never dealt coke he just trafficked it
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SageHarpuia
08/16/17 4:53:23 PM
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My bro Tim Allen

This wasn't a very good argument, but there is still plenty of evidence that confirms evolution is a joke. He's on the right track, just barking up the wrong tree.
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Philoktetes
08/16/17 4:53:26 PM
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http://detroitintheseventies.ytmnd.com/
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TheVipaGTS
08/16/17 4:54:00 PM
#29:


Arruuughhha!
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Butterfiles
08/16/17 4:55:09 PM
#30:


Philoktetes posted...
tim allen never dealt coke he just trafficked it

"I don't deal coke muthafucka I traffic it"?
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Axiom
08/16/17 4:55:57 PM
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3LYbufs
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Lightsasori
08/16/17 4:58:43 PM
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untrustful posted...
eston posted...
If you stopped dealing coke why do we still have coke?

fucking lol

LMAO

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Chad-Henne
08/16/17 4:59:55 PM
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eston posted...
If you stopped dealing coke why do we still have coke?

fucking lol

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EverDownward
08/16/17 5:00:02 PM
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That is Jayden Smith levels of tweeting
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Zeeak4444
08/16/17 5:00:19 PM
#35:


SageHarpuia posted...
My bro Tim Allen

This wasn't a very good argument, but there is still plenty of evidence that confirms evolution is a joke. He's on the right track, just barking up the wrong tree.


Would love to see the "evidence" you have.
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Lightsasori
08/16/17 5:01:59 PM
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EverDownward posted...
That is Jayden Smith levels of twitting


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Zikten
08/16/17 5:03:43 PM
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I never even heard of his show Last Man Standing until it got cancelled. Now I have watched some episodes and I kinda like it. They shouldn't have canceled it
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Philoktetes
08/16/17 5:04:19 PM
#38:


the middle daughter on last man standing is so hot
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Zikten
08/16/17 5:05:34 PM
#39:


Mandy. She's cute and funny
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oarphishmoe
08/16/17 5:06:41 PM
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Obviously he's joking.
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TheVipaGTS
08/16/17 5:07:41 PM
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oarphishmoe posted...
Obviously he's joking.

he could be but its not "OBVIOUS"....Steve Harvey is also a comedian and he said something like this...and actually meant it.
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Medussa
08/16/17 5:09:02 PM
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Zikten posted...
They shouldn't have canceled it


money. a contract ran out, and there was no real way to work a new one.
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BootyGif
08/16/17 5:11:16 PM
#43:


Lightsasori posted...
untrustful posted...
eston posted...
If you stopped dealing coke why do we still have coke?

fucking lol

LMAO
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oarphishmoe
08/16/17 5:11:54 PM
#44:


TheVipaGTS posted...
oarphishmoe posted...
Obviously he's joking.

he could be but its not "OBVIOUS"....Steve Harvey is also a comedian and he said something like this...and actually meant it.


Harvey is also a known piece of shit. Tim Allen is not.
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TroutPaste
08/16/17 5:14:31 PM
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We don't evolve "from apes" we have a common ancestor
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Axiom
08/16/17 5:14:58 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
oarphishmoe posted...
Obviously he's joking.

he could be but its not "OBVIOUS"....Steve Harvey is also a comedian and he said something like this...and actually meant it.

Also if he wasn't a known hardcore conservative it wouldn't be so ambiguous
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SageHarpuia
08/16/17 5:16:40 PM
#47:


Zeeak4444 posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
My bro Tim Allen

This wasn't a very good argument, but there is still plenty of evidence that confirms evolution is a joke. He's on the right track, just barking up the wrong tree.


Would love to see the "evidence" you have.

Simple, a cell is made up of multiple parts, and without even one of those parts, the cell can't function. If life evolved from something simpler than a cell, then the cell would have developed all of its parts over time. If this was true then the cell would have died, and the chain of evolution wouldn't have went in the direction it did.

Furthermore, there are absolutely no records of a creature's offspring mutating enough to classify it as a different species. Even knowing that evolution would take millions of years, we have thousands of years of documentation and there has never even been a single instance of it happening. Think about that. We have thousands of animal conservation centers across the globe, and not one has ever recorded an instance of a creature giving birth to something of an even slightly different species.
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TroutPaste
08/16/17 5:17:57 PM
#48:


SageHarpuia posted...
Zeeak4444 posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
My bro Tim Allen

This wasn't a very good argument, but there is still plenty of evidence that confirms evolution is a joke. He's on the right track, just barking up the wrong tree.


Would love to see the "evidence" you have.

Simple, a cell is made up of multiple parts, and without even one of those parts, the cell can't function. If life evolved from something simpler than a cell, then the cell would have developed all of its parts over time. If this was true then the cell would have died, and the chain of evolution wouldn't have went in the direction it did.

Furthermore, there are absolutely no records of a creature's offspring mutating enough to classify it as a different species. Even knowing that evolution would take millions of years, we have thousands of years of documentation and there has never even been a single instance of it happening. Think about that. We have thousands of animal conservation centers across the globe, and not one has ever recorded an instance of a creature giving birth to something of an even slightly different species.


You're wrong, by the way. Not going to get in a paragraph battle with you. You just should know that you are incorrect.
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Medussa
08/16/17 5:18:39 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...



MRSA
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SageHarpuia
08/16/17 10:02:02 PM
#50:


TroutPaste posted...
You're wrong, by the way. Not going to get in a paragraph battle with you. You just should know that you are incorrect.

Uhuh. Sure.
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