Current Events > Fellow alpha males/redpillers how do you deal with your gf farting around you?

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So my gf and I have been dating for awhile(8 months). She's a babe with ass for days, and that round nice ass is something I love about her. Recently she's been staying at my place more and I noticed she's been more "comfortable" around me. She's been farting openly around me and I don't know what to do.

Her amazing ass was something I enjoyed so much about her, and now when I look at her, all I can think of her is her farting. It isn't the same anymore and I can't get the image of her farting out of my head when I look at her ass

Fellow alpha males of CE did you ever come across this problem? How did you deal with it and recover?

Fart on her.
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Are you a child?

Grow up.
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im not a redpiller, but i got lucky that my ex found it equally as disgusting and saved that nonsense for the bathroom/private

AzureAnihilator posted...

Are you a child?

Grow up.

How am I a child? Us redpillers saw the truth that allowed us to mature and become the alpha males we are.

Plug it up (cork, fingers, etc)
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I'm not a CEman, but I'm saying you should dump her. A lady doesn't do that. I'd never fart around a guy. In fact, I don't even poop when my boyfriend is around. I just make a quick trip to the gas station to poop instead and he's none the wiser.

I've got him convinced I don't poop period. That's the way it should be imo. :u
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I never cared, thought it was funny. Girls are people too. They do the same things you do. She takes big stinky shits just like you do.

But i assume this is a joke topic anyway
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Fart back
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FrenchCrunch posted...

im not a redpiller, but i got lucky that my ex found it equally as disgusting and saved that nonsense for the bathroom/private

This. My fiance and I think farting around other people is incredibly trashy, so I got lucky with that.

I think if you're dating a nerdy girl or a white trash girl, they're more likely to do it, so you just gotta argue about it.
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-Gavirulax- posted...

TheOneWithin posted...

How am I a child? Us redpillers saw the truth that allowed us to mature and become the alpha males we are.

...did you?
Really?

Did I what?

Saddest thing is if you posted this in a certain place, you'd get serious responses...
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I don't want to dump her now. That'll show she has too much power over me and she affects me and I can't show that. I need to confront her about her farting first and need ideas on what to say.

There are no alpha men here. You might wanna leave this place before your testosterone drops too low
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I cant tell if its a joke topic and what answers are joke answers because the topics so stupid. Ill take care if your girl if shes got a good ass and your actually crying that she farts. She takes shits too by the way.
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-Gavirulax- posted...

awesome999 posted...

There are no alpha men here. You might wanna leave this place before your testosterone drops too low

I got plenty of testosterone...
It just fuels my masochism.

Oh right, garbage redpiller topic, meeeeeh.

... you want people to hurt you? :o
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Fart louder to assert dominance.
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TC that's strange..your girl never farts around me, and we've had anal.
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dump her, she clearly doesn't respect your authority.
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Look at all these pretentious blowhards lol

I can fart around anyone I want, deal with it "alphas"
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TheOneWithin posted...

AzureAnihilator posted...

Are you a child?

Grow up.

How am I a child? Us redpillers saw the truth that allowed us to mature and become the alpha males we are.

I laughed
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TheOneWithin posted...

AzureAnihilator posted...

Are you a child?

Grow up.

How am I a child? Us redpillers saw the truth that allowed us to mature and become the alpha males we are.

You're not alpha. And women don't need or want to be dominated by prideful dumbasses. You're at the very peak of the Dunning-Kruger curve.


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Gross. Tell her to knock it off or go into a bathroom or closet or another room or something to do that.
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great topic
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I told mine to knock it off once and it hurt her a bit as she hadn't done it for like the first year of our relationship. When I told her it did weird me out a bit she got all like "our love isn't real" kind of thing.
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I'm just going to say that no redpiller is an alpha male.
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Question for all the nerds celebrating being trashy and farting everywhere:

Would you be cool if your girlfriend picked her nose and wiped it on your furniture in front of you? I mean come on now, girls have mucus too so that makes it okay right?
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ForestLogic posted...

Would you be cool if your girlfriend picked her nose and wiped it on your furniture in front of you? I mean come on now, girls have mucus too so that makes it okay right?

I had a fuck buddy that did this on the wall on "her side" of my bed. She was smoking hot though. She called it boogey wall.
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10/10 funny topic post. But then again, Poe's law.
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Tmaster148 posted...

I'm just going to say that no redpiller is an alpha male.

Last time a guy took me on a date, he insisted on paying for dinner. He was a middle school substitute teacher making no more than $30k/year and he takes me to a fine restaurant. I offer to pay because I make practically double his salary even as a resident and he starts up on how he was "raised right" and a "real man takes care of his woman". I told him to go back to school, get a real job, and stop acting like he's a fucking golden idol to be worshipped.
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wait, I don't know what a redpiller is so please don't include me in your group, I just had an opinion about gf farting
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Coffeebeanz posted...

Tmaster148 posted...

I'm just going to say that no redpiller is an alpha male.

Last time a guy took me on a date, he insisted on paying for dinner. He was a middle school substitute teacher making no more than $30k/year and he takes me to a fine restaurant. I offer to pay because I make practically double his salary even as a resident and he starts up on how he was "raised right" and a "real man takes care of his woman". I told him to go back to school, get a real job, and stop acting like he's a fucking golden idol to be worshipped.

A) This happened
B) so because you have more than someone, you choose to take away their right to be generous?
C) I had to edit to just reiterate what a shit post this is and what a petty person you sound like
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I didn't mention all the fucking boasting he subjected me to prior to the dinner. Talked about how lucky I was, because every girl likes him. Talked about how often he went to the gym and how he's getting strong. Talked about how he's an amazing cook and amazing in the bedroom, etc.

So the dinner thing was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Nobody deserves to be that proud of themselves, except for maybe astronauts who walked on the moon. The more prideful you are, the more likely you're a fucking idiot.
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Coffeebeanz posted...

I didn't mention all the fucking boasting he subjected me to prior to the dinner. Talked about how lucky I was, because every girl likes him. Talked about how often he went to the gym and how he's getting strong. Talked about how he's an amazing cook and amazing in the bedroom, etc.

So the dinner thing was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Nobody deserves to be that proud of themselves, except for maybe astronauts who walked on the moon. The more prideful you are, the more likely you're a fucking idiot.

this just sounds like self affirmation from a person who is projecting their own prideful self
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Virus731 posted...

Coffeebeanz posted...

I didn't mention all the fucking boasting he subjected me to prior to the dinner. Talked about how lucky I was, because every girl likes him. Talked about how often he went to the gym and how he's getting strong. Talked about how he's an amazing cook and amazing in the bedroom, etc.

So the dinner thing was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Nobody deserves to be that proud of themselves, except for maybe astronauts who walked on the moon. The more prideful you are, the more likely you're a fucking idiot.

this just sounds like self affirmation from a person who is projecting their own prideful self

Honestly I feel like the least competent physician that ever existed, simply because I've had a glimpse at just how much stuff I don't know.
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Assert your dominance. Next time you're in the shower, press your ass up against the wall and let a big one rip.
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buttplugs
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VandorLee posted...

I cant tell if its a joke topic and what answers are joke answers because the topics so stupid. Ill take care if your girl if shes got a good ass and your actually crying that she farts. She takes shits too by the way.

Listen, Beta Male. This isn't simply about the fact she farts, it's about the dynamics of the relationship. An Alpha like me sets clear boundaries when he is bothered. That is what allows structure and order to be maintained. Without it we simply have anarchy and the collapse of the civilization. It's hard for non red pillers to understand this as taking the red pill puts your mind in the heat of it all. You underestand the complexity of the world first hand and see it all instead of shutting it off. The constant stress is unnerving seeing every detail of this world, but I love it. I love being on the edge. I love being stressed, because that allows me to see the truth. And only by seeing the truth can you become strong.


"What is then freedom? The power to live as one wishes"-Marcus Tullius Cicero

Coffeebeanz posted...

TheOneWithin posted...

AzureAnihilator posted...

Are you a child?

Grow up.

How am I a child? Us redpillers saw the truth that allowed us to mature and become the alpha males we are.

You're not alpha. And women don't need or want to be dominated by prideful dumbasses. You're at the very peak of the Dunning-Kruger curve.

I'm a mechanical engineer that makes nearly 6 figures, lifts, have many social connections and have a powerful presence around me. How am I not alpha

Tmaster148 posted...

I'm just going to say that no redpiller is an alpha male.

Spoken like a beta male

TheOneWithin posted...

I'm a mechanical engineer that makes nearly 6 figures, lifts, have many social connections and have a powerful presence around me. How am I not alpha

Makes almost 6 figures (counting figures after the decimal), lifts 5 pounds just barely, has many fake facebook friends, and you have a powerful presence of body odor around you. You're very alpha.
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i dont understand how anyone is okay with ppl farting in their presence, SO or otherwise

TheOneWithin posted...

nearly 6 figures

absolutely pathetic
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TheOneWithin posted...

Coffeebeanz posted...

TheOneWithin posted...

AzureAnihilator posted...

Are you a child?

Grow up.

How am I a child? Us redpillers saw the truth that allowed us to mature and become the alpha males we are.

You're not alpha. And women don't need or want to be dominated by prideful dumbasses. You're at the very peak of the Dunning-Kruger curve.

I'm a mechanical engineer that makes nearly 6 figures, lifts, have many social connections and have a powerful presence around me. How am I not alpha

"Nearly six figures"

My signing bonus next year will be $50k and my salary will be $270k/year

Have fun with that, "alpha male"

I've never boasted about it or even mentioned it on CE because I'm not a shallow idiot.
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Coffeebeanz posted...

I didn't mention all the fucking boasting he subjected me to prior to the dinner. Talked about how lucky I was, because every girl likes him. Talked about how often he went to the gym and how he's getting strong. Talked about how he's an amazing cook and amazing in the bedroom, etc.

So the dinner thing was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Nobody deserves to be that proud of themselves, except for maybe astronauts who walked on the moon. The more prideful you are, the more likely you're a fucking idiot.

Explain to me how astronauts are that great? Its just you romanticing them. All they did was they got shot in metal dick out of this planet, and they managed to come back. Sure, they risked their life.

You know who else risks their life many times per year? Firemen, who also actually saves lives as well.
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