Current Events > I went on a tinder date and the girl looked nothing like she did in her photos.

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AbysmalTrinity 08/12/17 2:44:11 PM #1:	She was probably 30 pounds heavier in person. She had teacher arms. Was a short mexican girl and bored me to death. I wanted to leave honestly half way through but I stupidly stood there being nice. --- *Simply Abysmal* AbysmalTrinity <cite>AbysmalTrinity posted [p:884650976] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>She was probably 30 pounds heavier in person. She had teacher arms. Was a short mexican girl and bored me to death. I wanted to leave honestly half way through but I stupidly stood there being nice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackHorse6969 08/12/17 2:45:31 PM #2:	did she look white in the photos? <cite>BlackHorse6969 posted [p:884651042] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>did she look white in the photos?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbysmalTrinity 08/12/17 2:46:41 PM #3:	She did. She looked like she got out of bed too. It was an awkward two hours --- *Simply Abysmal* AbysmalTrinity <cite>AbysmalTrinity posted [p:884651099] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>She did. She looked like she got out of bed too. It was an awkward two hours</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wetterdew 08/12/17 2:46:51 PM #4:	Teacher arms? If a woman has teacher arms, does that mean she has batwings? Like this: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QGQk-IVHJtg/UcB1x3DJftI/AAAAAAAAHl8/mkTZPFw7dVU/s1600/arm.jpg --- Touch fuzzy get dizzy. <cite>Wetterdew posted [p:884651111] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>Teacher arms? If a woman has teacher arms, does that mean she has batwings? Like this: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QGQk-IVHJtg/UcB1x3DJftI/AAAAAAAAHl8/mkTZPFw7dVU/s1600/arm.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackHorse6969 08/12/17 2:48:34 PM #5:	AbysmalTrinity posted... She did. She looked like she got out of bed too. It was an awkward two hours sounds like a real scam <cite>BlackHorse6969 posted [p:884651198] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote><cite>AbysmalTrinity posted...</cite> <quote>She did. She looked like she got out of bed too. It was an awkward two hours</quote> sounds like a real scam</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbysmalTrinity 08/12/17 2:49:26 PM #6:	I dunno if I should use Tinder anymore. This was honestly disappointing. She also had bad teeth too. --- *Simply Abysmal* AbysmalTrinity <cite>AbysmalTrinity posted [p:884651243] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>I dunno if I should use Tinder anymore. This was honestly disappointing. She also had bad teeth too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackHorse6969 08/12/17 2:50:08 PM #7:	you should have sued her for false advertisement <cite>BlackHorse6969 posted [p:884651287] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>you should have sued her for false advertisement</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbysmalTrinity 08/12/17 2:52:33 PM #8:	She also came at me for not being as tall as she expected me. Meanwhile the girl was probably 4'10 or 4'9 at best --- *Simply Abysmal* AbysmalTrinity <cite>AbysmalTrinity posted [p:884651407] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>She also came at me for not being as tall as she expected me. Meanwhile the girl was probably 4'10 or 4'9 at best</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forever_Black 08/13/17 3:49:28 PM #9:	AbysmalTrinity posted... She also came at me for not being as tall as she expected me. Meanwhile the girl was probably 4'10 or 4'9 at best How tall are you --- Ooouuu <cite>Forever_Black posted [p:884709611] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote><cite>AbysmalTrinity posted...</cite> <quote>She also came at me for not being as tall as she expected me. Meanwhile the girl was probably 4'10 or 4'9 at best</quote> How tall are you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Etherealfare 08/13/17 3:51:05 PM #10:	Had this happen to me, but was from OKCupid not Tinder. And she was 70 lbs larger not 30. --- No time to freeze undercovers ease up in Grand Prix, and seize packages and pocket the currency - GZA <cite>Etherealfare posted [p:884709689] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>Had this happen to me, but was from OKCupid not Tinder. And she was 70 lbs larger not 30.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 08/13/17 3:51:15 PM #11:	The hell are teacher arms? --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:884709696] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>The hell are teacher arms?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 08/13/17 3:51:42 PM #12:	i thought the term was lunch lady arms --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:884709723] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>i thought the term was lunch lady arms</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Etherealfare 08/13/17 3:51:54 PM #13:	DrizztLink posted... The hell are teacher arms? the ones where the fat on the arm kind of hangs off when you point or lift your arm. --- No time to freeze undercovers ease up in Grand Prix, and seize packages and pocket the currency - GZA <cite>Etherealfare posted [p:884709743] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>The hell are teacher arms?</quote> the ones where the fat on the arm kind of hangs off when you point or lift your arm.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackHorse6969 08/13/17 3:52:32 PM #14:	i forgot to ask the first time around. was her skin dark or tan? and did she have curly hair? --- http://i.imgur.com/dMnyy10.jpg <cite>BlackHorse6969 posted [p:884709778] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>i forgot to ask the first time around. was her skin dark or tan? and did she have curly hair?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BillyKidd 08/13/17 3:57:09 PM #15:	should have done a 360 and walked out --- Tho I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil. For I'm the meanest mofo in the whole f'n valley http://i.imgur.com/4GzX1.jpg <cite>BillyKidd posted [p:884709981] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>should have done a 360 and walked out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 08/13/17 4:01:18 PM #16:	Nothing wrong with telling her she isn't what you expected and leaving. Don't just leave, be honest. --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:884710150] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>Nothing wrong with telling her she isn't what you expected and leaving. Don't just leave, be honest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 08/13/17 4:03:02 PM #17:	SSJGrimReaper posted... i thought the term was lunch lady arms I've always called them bingo wings. --- Oda break tracker 2017- 6 (3) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:884710222] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>i thought the term was lunch lady arms</quote> I've always called them bingo wings.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 08/13/17 9:53:03 PM #18:	voldothegr8 posted... SSJGrimReaper posted... i thought the term was lunch lady arms I've always called them bingo wings. lmao --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:884727255] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>i thought the term was lunch lady arms</quote> I've always called them bingo wings.</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xelltrix 08/13/17 9:54:25 PM #19:	SSJGrimReaper posted... voldothegr8 posted... SSJGrimReaper posted... i thought the term was lunch lady arms I've always called them bingo wings. lmao --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea <cite>Xelltrix posted [p:884727332] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>i thought the term was lunch lady arms</quote> I've always called them bingo wings.</quote> lmao</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 08/13/17 9:57:06 PM #20:	Should have ditched this one, never let yourself be conned by tinder women, thry look different in a bad way then their photos you leave instead of waste your time. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:884727465] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>Should have ditched this one, never let yourself be conned by tinder women, thry look different in a bad way then their photos you leave instead of waste your time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
langystar 08/13/17 10:06:26 PM #21:	This is why you always snap them before meeting up, and if they don't show their body it pretty much a guarantee they're fat --- Blue Falcon Actual, Jimmy Amos <cite>langystar posted [p:884727970] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>This is why you always snap them before meeting up, and if they don't show their body it pretty much a guarantee they're fat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExtremeLuchador 08/14/17 3:32:44 AM #22:	I can't find a single my age who doesn't outweigh me. --- "It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said. "I took 100 naps and we were still in the air." <cite>ExtremeLuchador posted [p:884740537] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>I can't find a single my age who doesn't outweigh me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apocalyptic_4 08/14/17 3:34:36 AM #23:	Wherearethepics --- PSN: Adrian396 XBL: Prime Legacy Nintendo ID: Apocalypse <cite>apocalyptic_4 posted [p:884740579] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>Wherearethepics</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XT3M3 08/14/17 4:25:21 AM #24:	I had something like this. she had looked way older in person and then had the audacity to say I lied about being 6'2. --- Brooklyn MADE. Lets go NETS,ISLES,YANKS,GIANTS YT: Ownal0t. i can probably lock you up in a game of 1 on 1 ^_^ <cite>XT3M3 posted [p:884741665] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>I had something like this. she had looked way older in person and then had the audacity to say I lied about being 6'2.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kensaimage 08/14/17 7:02:32 AM #25:	Did you sleep with her? <cite>Kensaimage posted [p:884744586] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>Did you sleep with her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 08/14/17 7:06:58 AM #26:	Disappointments happen, I suggest not having such high expectations from tinder dates and treat them like what they are - an opportunity to meet someone and then figure out if they're a catch. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/CeliaOfTheSky/Pinky0926.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:884744660] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>Disappointments happen, I suggest not having such high expectations from tinder dates and treat them like what they are - an opportunity to meet someone and then figure out if they're a catch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Coolppl Owns 08/14/17 7:15:25 AM #27:	been there, you should have just left. staying on thd date reinforces that her deception is okay --- _.-=/Got Coolppl?\=-._ =-._\Got Coolppl?/_.-= <cite>Coolppl Owns posted [p:884744813] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>been there, you should have just left. staying on thd date reinforces that her deception is okay</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbysmalTrinity 08/14/17 11:55:22 PM #28:	bump --- *Simply Abysmal* AbysmalTrinity <cite>AbysmalTrinity posted [p:884795866] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbysmalTrinity 08/14/17 11:57:53 PM #29:	XT3M3 posted... I had something like this. she had looked way older in person and then had the audacity to say I lied about being 6'2. She actually said I lied about being 5'8. She was like 4'9 or 4'8. She actually told me she was like or 5'0 or 5'1 but was waaay shorter bc my sister is 5'1. --- *Simply Abysmal* AbysmalTrinity <cite>AbysmalTrinity posted [p:884796007] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote><cite>XT3M3 posted...</cite> <quote>I had something like this. she had looked way older in person and then had the audacity to say I lied about being 6'2.</quote> She actually said I lied about being 5'8. She was like 4'9 or 4'8. She actually told me she was like or 5'0 or 5'1 but was waaay shorter bc my sister is 5'1.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbysmalTrinity 08/15/17 12:01:18 AM #30:	Kensaimage posted... Did you sleep with her? na blocked her after she tried to say I wasn't 5'8. thought about coming at everything that was wrong about her like her courage the cowardly dog teeth, flabby arms, looking 30 pounds heavier, being boring, 5 years older looking then 23. wasn't worth it tho. --- *Simply Abysmal* AbysmalTrinity <cite>AbysmalTrinity posted [p:884796194] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kensaimage posted...</cite> <quote>Did you sleep with her?</quote> na blocked her after she tried to say I wasn't 5'8. thought about coming at everything that was wrong about her like her courage the cowardly dog teeth, flabby arms, looking 30 pounds heavier, being boring, 5 years older looking then 23. wasn't worth it tho.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbysmalTrinity 08/15/17 12:02:09 AM #31:	Forever_Black posted... AbysmalTrinity posted... She also came at me for not being as tall as she expected me. Meanwhile the girl was probably 4'10 or 4'9 at best How tall are you 5'8 but I've been out with girls an inch or two taller --- *Simply Abysmal* AbysmalTrinity <cite>AbysmalTrinity posted [p:884796240] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote><cite>Forever_Black posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AbysmalTrinity posted...</cite> <quote>She also came at me for not being as tall as she expected me. Meanwhile the girl was probably 4'10 or 4'9 at best</quote> How tall are you</quote> 5'8 but I've been out with girls an inch or two taller</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 08/15/17 12:03:19 AM #32:	I would have at least tried getting a blow job out of the whole ordeal. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:884796288] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>I would have at least tried getting a blow job out of the whole ordeal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDarkCircle 08/15/17 12:05:09 AM #33:	AbysmalTrinity posted... XT3M3 posted... I had something like this. she had looked way older in person and then had the audacity to say I lied about being 6'2. She actually said I lied about being 5'8. The truth ALWAYS comes out <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:884796379] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote><cite>AbysmalTrinity posted...</cite> <quote><cite>XT3M3 posted...</cite> <quote>I had something like this. she had looked way older in person and then had the audacity to say I lied about being 6'2.</quote> She actually said I lied about being 5'8. </quote> The truth ALWAYS comes out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackHorse6969 08/15/17 12:05:30 AM #34:	man i love this topic. i wish it happened to me so i could experience the lulz --- http://i.imgur.com/dMnyy10.jpg <cite>BlackHorse6969 posted [p:884796394] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote>man i love this topic. i wish it happened to me so i could experience the lulz</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbysmalTrinity 08/15/17 12:06:20 AM #35:	BlackHorse6969 posted... man i love this topic. i wish it happened to me so i could experience the lulz you don't want it to. shit weird when you have to stare a girl down cause she doesn't look like her tidner photos. --- *Simply Abysmal* AbysmalTrinity <cite>AbysmalTrinity posted [p:884796428] in I went on ... [t:75663923]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlackHorse6969 posted...</cite> <quote>man i love this topic. i wish it happened to me so i could experience the lulz</quote> you don't want it to. shit weird when you have to stare a girl down cause she doesn't look like her tidner photos.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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