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No_U_L7 08/03/17 10:01:23 PM #1: |
a couple years ago, heading home from the club with no luck, there was literally a 9 in a mini dress sitting on my building's doorstep. she had lost her phone, keys and got separated from her friends. Thought she'd meet them at the car but couldn't find it and sat on my doorsteps. I invited her in for a drink and....well, you get the idea.
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KiwiTerraRizing 08/03/17 10:02:26 PM #2: |
No_U_L7 posted...
a couple years ago, heading home from the club with no luck, there was literally a 9 in a mini dress sitting on my building's doorstep. she had lost her phone, keys and got separated from her friends. Thought she'd meet them at the car but couldn't find it and sat on my doorsteps. I invited her in for a drink and....well, you get the idea. You shouldn't have sex with 9 year olds. --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jenningsnash313 08/03/17 10:03:36 PM #3: |
*waits for people to take the bait*
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TheVipaGTS 08/03/17 10:03:43 PM #4: |
No_U_L7 posted...
a couple years ago, heading home from the club with no luck, there was literally a 9 in a mini dress sitting on my building's doorstep. she had lost her phone, keys and got separated from her friends. Thought she'd meet them at the car but couldn't find it and sat on my doorsteps. I invited her in for a drink and....well, you get the idea. Girl: "....*sigh*.....i guess i'm not going out anyway, might as well settle for this..." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SK8T3R215 08/03/17 10:04:36 PM #5: |
Same except she was actually 90 and paralyzed from the waist down.
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glitteringfairy 08/03/17 10:05:00 PM #6: |
Somebody post the millionaire picture
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NightMarishPie 08/03/17 10:05:00 PM #7: |
c, final answer
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glitteringfairy 08/03/17 10:09:44 PM #9: |
Bullet_Wing posted...
glitteringfairy posted...Somebody post the millionaire picture C, final answer! --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y http://i.imgur.com/AqR3aeX.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vvuUXpp.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Etherealfare 08/03/17 10:10:44 PM #10: |
2nd date with a girl from OKCupid back in 2013. She made the move/left to go to her place I just kinda went with it
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No_U_L7 08/03/17 10:22:58 PM #11: |
Etherealfare posted...
2nd date with a girl from OKCupid back in 2013. She made the move/left to go to her place I just kinda went with it that's still 2 dates....i was inside my girl within 20 min --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KiwiTerraRizing 08/03/17 10:23:45 PM #12: |
No_U_L7 posted...
Etherealfare posted...2nd date with a girl from OKCupid back in 2013. She made the move/left to go to her place I just kinda went with it I doubt you could get inside an XL shirt in 20 minutes --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert ... Copied to Clipboard!
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moose_knuckle 08/03/17 10:24:54 PM #13: |
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GODTIER 08/03/17 10:24:59 PM #14: |
I banged a couple hookers in Bahrain.
Other than that though just by meeting a girl at a house party i threw. We were outside by the fire and I pointed to my window and told her that was my room and it was my house. That was it lol --- #freesquader ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NES4EVER 08/03/17 10:25:23 PM #15: |
Met up with a girl I hadn't seen in a few years but we flirted back and forth by text. We were chatting and she mentioned that she had bought a bed earlier that day. I jokingly said why don't we christen it and she took me seriously.
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alexander37 08/03/17 10:26:19 PM #16: |
I think at this point if I was the TC I would burn this account to the ground and start anew......
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Etherealfare 08/03/17 10:31:18 PM #17: |
No_U_L7 posted...
Etherealfare posted...2nd date with a girl from OKCupid back in 2013. She made the move/left to go to her place I just kinda went with it OK dude, I was coming in and answering the topic title question. I didn't know the entire point of the topic was for us to answer so you could dick measure against our answers. --- No time to freeze undercovers ease up in Grand Prix, and seize packages and pocket the currency - GZA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 08/03/17 10:38:08 PM #18: |
Etherealfare posted...
No_U_L7 posted...Etherealfare posted...2nd date with a girl from OKCupid back in 2013. She made the move/left to go to her place I just kinda went with it i'm just saying 2 dates is a lot of effort... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 08/03/17 10:38:32 PM #19: |
C, final answer
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Etherealfare 08/03/17 10:40:53 PM #20: |
No_U_L7 posted...
Etherealfare posted...No_U_L7 posted...Etherealfare posted...2nd date with a girl from OKCupid back in 2013. She made the move/left to go to her place I just kinda went with it I probably wouldn't sleep with a chick after the first date --- No time to freeze undercovers ease up in Grand Prix, and seize packages and pocket the currency - GZA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IHeartRadiation 08/03/17 10:45:27 PM #22: |
Of course CE would make a rape joke
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No_U_L7 08/03/17 10:49:14 PM #23: |
Etherealfare posted...
No_U_L7 posted...Etherealfare posted...No_U_L7 posted...Etherealfare posted...2nd date with a girl from OKCupid back in 2013. She made the move/left to go to her place I just kinda went with it you only say that because you don't think you can. if girls were willing to sleep with you after the first date...you absolutely would. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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