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Ammonitida
07/25/17 6:01:00 PM
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http://heavy.com/news/2017/07/man-cuts-chops-off-penis-video-chicago-police-drugs/

“Oh my God, bro, shoot his ass,” the man recording the video screams at officers.... This is a time when you shoot people.”

A female officer appears to draw her taser and orders the man to the ground before shooting and stunning him with it. The man falls and lays down on the ground for several seconds before standing up again when a police van arrives. He approaches the officer that just exited the van and is tased once again. The man falls face first to the ground, and the video ends.

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ChromaticAngel
07/25/17 6:03:10 PM
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He's gonna regret that in the morning
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pikachupwnage
07/25/17 6:03:36 PM
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3khc
07/25/17 6:04:48 PM
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*cocks weapon*

*charges*
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Gamer99z
07/25/17 6:05:51 PM
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Lol
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__aCEr__
07/26/17 1:32:46 AM
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Fight fire with fire.
Fight pigs with hog.
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Darmik
07/26/17 1:35:10 AM
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That's nuts
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DigitalCamera
07/26/17 1:37:51 AM
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That takes balls.
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brain_soiled
07/26/17 1:40:35 AM
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Which cop cancelled his WoW account?
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Pogo_Marimo
07/26/17 1:42:05 AM
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Good lord the camera guy makes this video unlistenable.
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OpenlyGator
07/26/17 1:55:31 AM
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Crazy man chops off his penis and charges at cops!

WTF did you just assume their gender?!

aEn4dxv
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DivideR
07/26/17 2:12:42 AM
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Is this Attack on Titans? O.o
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FreedomEtrtment
07/27/17 10:53:46 PM
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Has anything from Japan rivaled this?
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Trumpanzee
07/30/17 4:22:18 AM
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Did they find the severed penis and give it back to the guy?
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Bass_X0
07/30/17 5:24:35 AM
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of course it was Chicago. i'd have guessed Florida though.
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TheVipaGTS
08/01/17 1:38:39 AM
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"THIS IS A TIME WHEN YOU SHOOT PEOPLE"

no...it isn't...glad the cops were able to get him down and control the situation without lethal force.
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Slip-N-Slide
08/01/17 2:07:03 AM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
"THIS IS A TIME WHEN YOU SHOOT PEOPLE"

no...it isn't...glad the cops were able to get him down and control the situation without lethal force.

This, no remotely sane or mentally sound person would do this. The dude clearly has psychiatric issues he needs help with, good in the police for being able to defuse such a situation without lethal force.
It would be a tragedy for mental illness to end that way.
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LittleRoyal
08/01/17 2:23:29 AM
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Would have been a mercy to kill him.
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OwlRammer
08/01/17 2:24:54 AM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
"THIS IS A TIME WHEN YOU SHOOT PEOPLE"

no...it isn't...glad the cops were able to get him down and control the situation without lethal force.

have you ever been attacked by a penis? those things are pretty deadly in the right hands
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Kaname_Madoka
08/01/17 2:36:01 AM
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OwlRammer posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
"THIS IS A TIME WHEN YOU SHOOT PEOPLE"

no...it isn't...glad the cops were able to get him down and control the situation without lethal force.

have you ever been attacked by a penis? those things are pretty deadly in the right hands

Batman with time to penis
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FreedomEtrtment
08/02/17 9:09:39 PM
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Has anything from Japan rivaled this?
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Bass_X0
08/03/17 4:59:57 PM
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at least he won't be a repeat offender.
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HiddenLurker
08/03/17 5:05:20 PM
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Bass_X0 posted...
at least he won't be a repeat offender.

Nah man he will just chop off someone elses penis.
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CartmanMustDie
08/05/17 3:23:43 AM
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He really flew off his handle
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apocalyptic_4
08/07/17 2:04:57 AM
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Imagine waking up from that high realizing what you did
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Gamer99z
08/10/17 9:24:02 PM
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ArmieBuff posted...
I expected California

Why wouldn't you expect Florida? That's usually the place things like this happen.
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Endofall
08/13/17 2:00:35 AM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
"THIS IS A TIME WHEN YOU SHOOT PEOPLE"

no...it isn't...glad the cops were able to get him down and control the situation without lethal force.

It's pretty understandable when it's happening at the heat of the moment right in front of you
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Rika_Furude
08/13/17 2:10:42 AM
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Endofall posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
"THIS IS A TIME WHEN YOU SHOOT PEOPLE"

no...it isn't...glad the cops were able to get him down and control the situation without lethal force.

It's pretty understandable when it's happening at the heat of the moment right in front of you

not really
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ImTheMacheteGuy
08/13/17 2:22:18 AM
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SerperiorThanU posted...
That's not something I want to see a video of!


I would have watched it actually if it wasn't already disabled
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Endofall
08/15/17 3:48:11 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Endofall posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
"THIS IS A TIME WHEN YOU SHOOT PEOPLE"

no...it isn't...glad the cops were able to get him down and control the situation without lethal force.

It's pretty understandable when it's happening at the heat of the moment right in front of you

not really

I'd think it's pretty scary if a cooked out of his mind naked guy charged at you with blood all over him.
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Rika_Furude
08/16/17 11:23:44 PM
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Endofall posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Endofall posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
"THIS IS A TIME WHEN YOU SHOOT PEOPLE"

no...it isn't...glad the cops were able to get him down and control the situation without lethal force.

It's pretty understandable when it's happening at the heat of the moment right in front of you

not really

I'd think it's pretty scary if a cooked out of his mind naked guy charged at you with blood all over him.

Not scary enough to kill him
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CanuckCowboy
08/16/17 11:27:00 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Endofall posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Endofall posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
"THIS IS A TIME WHEN YOU SHOOT PEOPLE"

no...it isn't...glad the cops were able to get him down and control the situation without lethal force.

It's pretty understandable when it's happening at the heat of the moment right in front of you

not really

I'd think it's pretty scary if a cooked out of his mind naked guy charged at you with blood all over him.

Not scary enough to kill him


If some crazy dude covered in blood high out of his fucking mind is charging at me and I have a gun I am definitely shooting that dude.
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Rika_Furude
08/16/17 11:28:59 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Endofall posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Endofall posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
"THIS IS A TIME WHEN YOU SHOOT PEOPLE"

no...it isn't...glad the cops were able to get him down and control the situation without lethal force.

It's pretty understandable when it's happening at the heat of the moment right in front of you

not really

I'd think it's pretty scary if a cooked out of his mind naked guy charged at you with blood all over him.

Not scary enough to kill him


If some crazy dude covered in blood high out of his fucking mind is charging at me and I have a gun I am definitely shooting that dude.

You might and you might be justified in that, but a trained cop would not be.
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Slip-N-Slide
08/17/17 1:14:23 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Endofall posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Endofall posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
"THIS IS A TIME WHEN YOU SHOOT PEOPLE"

no...it isn't...glad the cops were able to get him down and control the situation without lethal force.

It's pretty understandable when it's happening at the heat of the moment right in front of you

not really

I'd think it's pretty scary if a cooked out of his mind naked guy charged at you with blood all over him.

Not scary enough to kill him


If some crazy dude covered in blood high out of his fucking mind is charging at me and I have a gun I am definitely shooting that dude.

And you'd be completely justified in doing so because you're a civilian, but for supposedly properly trained law enforcement, the first response to someone clearly high as fuck or having some kind of severe mental illnesses episode the first response to that shouldn't be to freak out immediately like "AHH HE'S FUCKING CRAZY, SHOOT HIM, SHOOT HIM, SHOOT HIM" the primary attempt should be to defuse the situation non lethally, even in a situation where a random civilian would be justified in lethal force.
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Gamer99z
08/19/17 4:27:59 AM
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SerperiorThanU posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
SerperiorThanU posted...
That's not something I want to see a video of!


I would have watched it actually if it wasn't already disabled

I doubt it would've been allowed to be shown here if that was true.
That would be interesting too see though

Why delete the first post and make it again to bump the topic? Just say bump like a normal person.
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Nomadic View
08/22/17 9:53:34 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Dick move.


I literally lol'd.

Well played.
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