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Obellisk 07/23/17 10:08:38 AM #1: |
Apparently i peed straight into that gap between the seat and the rim of the toilet at 3am last night. Pulled up my pants to quite a surprise.
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digiiiiiiiii 07/23/17 10:39:25 AM #2: |
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Obellisk 07/23/17 10:41:12 AM #3: |
I think the penis was an appropriate size in comparison to the toilet.
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whoa 07/23/17 10:47:42 AM #5: |
(flailing ARound my dick Wildly , like a tv INfomercial dumbass)
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NFUN 07/23/17 10:52:55 AM #6: |
Were you screaming?
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Obellisk 07/23/17 11:15:03 AM #7: |
That may have added for some much needed comic relief at 3am
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Punnyz 07/23/17 11:19:15 AM #8: |
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Johnbobb 07/23/17 11:21:09 AM #9: |
Punnyz posted...
were you sitting down ? I mean it would've been pretty damn impressive if he peed between the seat and the rim while standing up --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ http://i.imgur.com/sRNNOSP.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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digiiiiiiiii 07/23/17 11:22:10 AM #10: |
but like
how thick is the lid of your toilet or how big is that gap because it seems to me like your dick would have to be pointing horizontally for this to happen in most toilets it doesn't hang? i dont get it --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wanglicious 07/23/17 11:45:25 AM #11: |
it's pee in her butt, not pee on your butt.
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KingBartz 07/23/17 11:52:09 AM #12: |
sounds like your problem was wearing pants at 3am
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Obellisk 07/23/17 12:04:44 PM #13: |
Wanglicious posted...
it's pee in her butt, not pee on your butt. I'm still learning. --- (\____/) ( SBell ) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EndOfDiscOne 07/23/17 12:12:08 PM #14: |
digiiiiiiiii posted...
but like Shrinkage happens. I've done this once while sitting too far forward. --- Ulti was right ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Obellisk 07/23/17 12:13:41 PM #15: |
See, I'm not alone.
This particular toilet the lid is thick but the gap between the lid and rim is pretty wide. --- (\____/) ( SBell ) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MysticBrohan 07/23/17 12:38:32 PM #16: |
that happened to me once when i was like 6 and i live in constant fear of it happening again
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ProfitProphet 07/23/17 12:43:22 PM #17: |
Congrats on having a tiny penis
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Obellisk 07/23/17 12:44:34 PM #18: |
I'd like to thank everyone for bestowing this honor upon me.
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Punnyz 07/23/17 12:53:10 PM #19: |
I was about to ask if you could take a pic of your ...toliet setup?
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Obellisk 07/23/17 12:58:08 PM #20: |
It's at the cabin. Already headed out. Or else I'd have provided.
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Altimadark 07/23/17 12:59:22 PM #21: |
Not enough meme-age, -(e'(pi*i)).
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StealThisSheen 07/23/17 1:57:33 PM #22: |
Atleast you are proud of your tiny penis
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Corrik 07/23/17 2:52:12 PM #23: |
Lol
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Obellisk 07/23/17 6:17:33 PM #24: |
StealThisSheen posted...
Atleast you are proud of your tiny penis Say it loud --- (\____/) ( SBell ) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark Young Link 07/23/17 6:50:36 PM #25: |
Wanglicious posted...
it's pee in her butt, not pee on your butt. How dare you guys not declare Wang the winner of this topic! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StealThisSheen 07/23/17 6:59:11 PM #26: |
Dark Young Link posted...
Wanglicious posted...it's pee in her butt, not pee on your butt. You're asking why we aren't making a big deal about a guy named Wang knowing a thing or two about peeing --- Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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banananor 07/24/17 3:59:13 PM #27: |
Punnyz posted...
I was about to ask if you could take a pic of your ...toliet setup? chapter 2: dropped my phone in the toilet last night --- You did indeed stab me in the back. However, you are only level one, whilst I am level 50. That means I should remain uninjured. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrGreenonion 07/25/17 3:24:08 AM #28: |
this happened to me once when i woke up in the middle of the night with a boner and an urgent need to pee
i didnt wanna turn the light on so i sat down rather than try to aim in the dark "this will keep me from making a mess" i thought :/ --- SuperNiceDog didn't have to reconcile his name... But Dauntless Hunter is now MrGreenonion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Obellisk 07/25/17 6:54:14 AM #29: |
The worst part was not noticing till after I pulled my pants back on and then went to lay in bed. Like how did I not notice immediately? I guess the same way I didn't notice it was occuring
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