Current Events > Hypothetical: 300,000 space alien refugees have come to Earth seeking Asylum.

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UnfairRepresent
07/03/17 11:47:10 AM
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Their planet is no longer habbitable due to wreckless climinate change and pollution that destroyed their civilization.

They are one of several Ark ships that were sent off all over the universe to try to find a new home. They've been floating in space for 6,000 years in Stasis and their power has just started to run out.

LevJ4KH

Earth is their last and only option.

How would you react?

And what would you want the government/UN to do?
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awesome999
07/03/17 11:48:05 AM
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Go_Totodile
07/03/17 11:48:09 AM
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I react by taking a massive shit in this topic.

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Dustin1280
07/03/17 11:48:53 AM
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The most important question about the aliens, are they HOT?
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KnightofShikari
07/03/17 11:49:28 AM
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Dustin1280 posted...
The most important question about the aliens, are they HOT?


this. are they sexy aliens or more realistic aliens that wouldn't really be hot to us?
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DifferentialEquation
07/03/17 11:51:27 AM
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How powerful is their technology? Is our military powerful enough to destroy them?
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Dustin1280
07/03/17 11:51:52 AM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
How powerful is their technology? Is our military powerful enough to destroy them?

That question is second to how hot they are.
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/17 11:59:49 AM
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Dustin1280 posted...
The most important question about the aliens, are they HOT?

That's a matter of subjective opinion surely?

But they cannot reproduce offspring with humans.

DifferentialEquation posted...
How powerful is their technology?


It's a transport ship. Their civilization's technology was comically far superior to our own but it has long since been lost.

Imagine if you and your chums went on a boat to 700AD with only what you had in your pockets and whatever small things you could carry. How powrful is your technology?

Is our military powerful enough to destroy them?


Easily. They are refugees on a transport ship that is fast running out of power. Like asking how much of a threat a Japanese freighter is to NATO.
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s0nicfan
07/03/17 12:00:48 PM
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Build a sky wall, obviously.
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DarkDragon400
07/03/17 12:03:21 PM
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Letting them in would not be that good of an idea unless we want to possibly be wiped out by space disease.
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awesome999
07/03/17 12:04:28 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
It's a transport ship. Their civilization's technology was comically far superior to our own but it has long since been lost.

Imagine if you and your chums went on a boat to 700AD with only what you had in your pockets and whatever small things you could carry. How powrful is your technology?

Unfair comparison. A space ship will be a lot more technologically advanced than a cellphone I fit in my pocket

How much resources does one individual take? 1 alien=1 human? 2 humans? What about work?
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MetalGearSquid
07/03/17 12:04:42 PM
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Can you bang them tho
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Dustin1280
07/03/17 12:05:05 PM
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MetalGearSquid posted...
Can you bang them tho

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kislev
07/03/17 12:06:24 PM
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Send them to mars
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/17 12:07:07 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
MetalGearSquid posted...
Can you bang them tho

You can put the lime in the coconut but you can't produce issue.

awesome999 posted...


How much resources does one individual take? 1 alien=1 human? 2 humans?


What does this even mean? The same amount of "Resouces" as you.

What about work?


Well I think like any refugee they have their work cut out for them
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/17 12:07:27 PM
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kislev posted...
Send them to mars

They need oxygen
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awesome999
07/03/17 12:09:17 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What does this even mean? The same amount of "Resouces" as you.

UnfairRepresent posted...
Well I think like any refugee they have their work cut out for them

So they take as much resources as the average person but don't (or can't) do any work?
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MetalGearSquid
07/03/17 12:11:26 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You can put the lime in the cocunut but you can't produce issue.

Sounds like a win/win
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MorbidFaithless
07/03/17 12:13:35 PM
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Are they religious?
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fan357
07/03/17 12:13:52 PM
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Let them rot over in Africa or wherever that movie takes place.
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Questionmarktarius
07/03/17 12:14:02 PM
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/17 12:14:45 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
Are they religious?

Not after watching the destruction of their world.
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Dustin1280
07/03/17 12:16:02 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Can you bang them tho

You can put the lime in the cocunut but you can't produce issue.


Open the gates!
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/17 1:01:57 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
300,000 aliens?

What's up! We got you, amigos. Let's be friends and learn about each other's cultures and languages.

You say that now but what if the UN/America decided to settle them in Texas?
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/17 1:07:31 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
300,000 aliens?

What's up! We got you, amigos. Let's be friends and learn about each other's cultures and languages.

You say that now but what if the UN/America decided to settle them in Texas?


I see no issue. We have PLENTY of space here. If they are from a hot planet, Texas would probably be suitable.

So you'd be cool with 300,000 refugees in your back yard? Eating your pizzas? building on your land?
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/17 1:11:40 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...

Yeah... why would that be an issue?


I think if you asked most people, most people would oppose it.

"But my community! My resources! My kids go to that school! Our hospitals are already overcrowded! My face is tired! They bring crime!"

etc.

We've got a huge infrastructure so we could probably handle it. And there is TONS of open space here, probably enough for each alien family.


Serious question that sounds stupid and probably insulting: Isn't most of the open space in Texas wastlelands? Can you really build on them?

I mean guess alien refugees would be determined enough to try but I never thought the open space in Texas was because no one could be bothered to build on it
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gmanthebest
07/03/17 1:12:18 PM
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DarkDragon400 posted...
Letting them in would not be that good of an idea unless we want to possibly be wiped out by space disease.

Or they get wiped out by our diseases
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DarkDragon400
07/03/17 1:29:46 PM
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gmanthebest posted...
DarkDragon400 posted...
Letting them in would not be that good of an idea unless we want to possibly be wiped out by space disease.

Or they get wiped out by our diseases

Or maybe our diseases will wipe out each other.
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Questionmarktarius
07/03/17 1:30:21 PM
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DarkDragon400 posted...
gmanthebest posted...
DarkDragon400 posted...
Letting them in would not be that good of an idea unless we want to possibly be wiped out by space disease.

Or they get wiped out by our diseases

Or maybe our diseases will wipe out each other.

The cure for AIDS is Space AIDS?
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/17 5:10:26 PM
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DarkDragon400 posted...
gmanthebest posted...
DarkDragon400 posted...
Letting them in would not be that good of an idea unless we want to possibly be wiped out by space disease.

Or they get wiped out by our diseases

Or maybe our diseases will wipe out each other.

They have nothing to lose really
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divot1338
07/03/17 5:20:30 PM
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Plot twist.

The aliens are from the planet Ål ax-bar 8.
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Dustin1280
07/03/17 5:21:04 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Plot twist.

The aliens are from the planet Ål X-bar 8.

can I still bang them though?
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divot1338
07/03/17 5:22:37 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
divot1338 posted...
Plot twist.

The aliens are from the planet Ål ax-bar 8.

can I still bang them though?

You can try.
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kuwab0
07/03/17 5:24:17 PM
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You keep tap dancing around whether or not we can fuck them
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/17 5:26:27 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Plot twist.

The aliens are from the planet Ål ax-bar 8.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aegP8j5al0

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HogRiderreturns
07/03/17 5:41:43 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
kislev posted...
Send them to mars

They need oxygen

With their interstellar ships we could work together and terraform it far faster than right now.
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s0nicfan
07/03/17 7:30:50 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
divot1338 posted...
Plot twist.

The aliens are from the planet Ål ax-bar 8.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aegP8j5al0


Ål ax-bar 8
Allahu Akbar
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12amMadman
07/03/17 7:31:40 PM
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Send them to mars
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EnragedSlith
07/03/17 7:34:11 PM
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Tc, you haven't answered the most important question satisfactorily. How attractive are these fuckable aliens? Are we talking Tali from Mass Effect or like Mars Attacks levels of ugly
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UnfairRepresent
07/04/17 1:29:16 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Tc, you haven't answered the most important question satisfactorily. How attractive are these fuckable aliens? Are we talking Tali from Mass Effect or like Mars Attacks levels of ugly

I like how you complain that I am not answering what the aliens look like satisfactorily and then your go to example of an alien is one whose body we never see
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zakkkkkkk
07/04/17 1:31:00 PM
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There's already a movie with this premise:

District 9
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PolishCockatiel
07/04/17 1:38:45 PM
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Throw them into a giant ghetto in Johannesburg, South Africa.
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Mistere Man
07/04/17 1:44:01 PM
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itachi15243
07/04/17 1:48:29 PM
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Get all their technology then they can rot for all I care.
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