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St0rmFury
07/03/17 2:16:53 AM
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literal_garbage
07/03/17 2:17:47 AM
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was america a mistake
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Ilishe
07/03/17 2:27:48 AM
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He did it
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Crazyman93
07/03/17 2:32:20 AM
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We have a future darwin award winner here
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apolloooo
07/03/17 2:34:07 AM
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This is son,,called natural selection
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Dash_Harber
07/03/17 2:37:09 AM
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That is just ... too perfect.
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Milkman5
07/03/17 2:41:10 AM
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lmao
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Awakened_Link
07/03/17 2:44:39 AM
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Man stuffs live firework into his pants.


As opposed to dead ones?
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MI4 REAL
07/03/17 2:49:39 AM
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My first thought was "You better hope this doesn't explode" and then it turned out to be "You shouldn't have shaken your groove thing"
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ClockworkHare
07/03/17 2:51:56 AM
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oh god i remember this idiot
he could have blown his dick off, fireworks can be unpredictable

he's right up there with the dumb ass who deliberately tried shooting a hole through his scrotum for net views
and he succeeded at the cost of one of his balls...
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DesuDeku
07/03/17 3:52:49 AM
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ClockworkHare posted...
he's right up there with the dumb ass who deliberately tried shooting a hole through his scrotum for net views
and he succeeded at the cost of one of his balls...

What!?!?
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Gamer99z
07/03/17 4:00:25 AM
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RIP Man Stuffs, shot up 97 burnt penises
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ClockworkHare
07/03/17 11:06:26 AM
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DesuDeku posted...
ClockworkHare posted...
he's right up there with the dumb ass who deliberately tried shooting a hole through his scrotum for net views
and he succeeded at the cost of one of his balls...

What!?!?

Yup

The idiot was trying to blow a hole through only his scrotum for a web stunt, but like a dumb shit he didn't count on the handgun having a recoil and he shot out one of his nuts. I mean shot out of him. It was on Tosh.O. There's even an uncensored version around if you can find it. Surprisingly not much blood, but he left some "contents" behind on the table, if you know what I mean. Gross.

Don't try that at home, kids.
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DesuDeku
07/03/17 1:35:10 PM
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ClockworkHare posted...
DesuDeku posted...
ClockworkHare posted...
he's right up there with the dumb ass who deliberately tried shooting a hole through his scrotum for net views
and he succeeded at the cost of one of his balls...

What!?!?

Yup

The idiot was trying to blow a hole through only his scrotum for a web stunt, but like a dumb shit he didn't count on the handgun having a recoil and he shot out one of his nuts. I mean shot out of him. It was on Tosh.O. There's even an uncensored version around if you can find it. Surprisingly not much blood, but he left some "contents" behind on the table, if you know what I mean. Gross.

Don't try that at home, kids.

Now I regret asking.... -_-
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