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UnfairRepresent 07/01/17 5:56:49 AM #1: |
Your son's birthday is coming up fast and you ask him what he wants. He enthusiastically says "I want the Pink Dress Barbie Malibu Avenue Fashion Doll & Accessories!"
You talk to your son's mother who says "Yeah, I keep asking him and that's all he keeps asking for. That and other barbies." What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ModLogic 07/01/17 5:58:34 AM #2: |
baiting the closet bigots
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TrollSlayer11 07/01/17 5:59:14 AM #3: |
Give him Power Rangers
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apolloooo 07/01/17 5:59:38 AM #4: |
eh i'll give it. if he's my son he's probably tie the dolls and dismember them and laugh an evil laugh.
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UnfairRepresent 07/01/17 6:00:37 AM #5: |
apolloooo posted...
eh i'll give it. if he's my son he's probably tie the dolls and dismember them and laugh an evil laugh. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/02/17 3:00:05 AM #6: |
TrollSlayer11 posted...
Give him Power Rangers But he asked for Barbie. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WafflehouseJK 07/02/17 3:02:51 AM #7: |
I buy him some Barbies.
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MotaroRIP619 07/02/17 3:06:32 AM #8: |
I would not buy my son barbies.
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DuffBeer 07/02/17 3:07:28 AM #9: |
Explain to him that those dolls cause boys to grow up thinking that they can never be more than vacuous ninnies whose only goal is to look pretty, land a rich husband, and spend all day on the phone with their equally vacuous friends talking about how damn terrific it is to look pretty and have a rich husband!
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LysistrataMedea 07/02/17 3:08:08 AM #10: |
buy him a math workbook and spend 1 hr a night doing maths with him
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Illuminoius 07/02/17 3:08:39 AM #11: |
ModLogic posted...
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UnfairRepresent 07/02/17 3:33:15 AM #12: |
LysistrataMedea posted...
buy him a math workbook and spend 1 hr a night doing maths with him That's a birthday present? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 07/02/17 3:38:53 AM #13: |
MotaroRIP619 posted...
I would not buy my son barbies. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FL81 07/02/17 3:41:35 AM #14: |
Buy him some G.I. Joes
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Kajagogo 07/02/17 4:13:47 AM #15: |
Buy him the Barbies.
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Banana_Cyanide 07/02/17 4:17:20 AM #16: |
I would get him Sisters of Battle miniatures instead.
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Dash_Harber 07/02/17 4:18:13 AM #17: |
Get him Barbies. Who the fuck cares? All kid's toys are ridiculous anyway.
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Kelystic 07/02/17 4:19:20 AM #18: |
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boxington 07/02/17 4:20:35 AM #19: |
WafflehouseJK posted...
I buy him some Barbies. this. he'll only be young for so long; don't wanna tell him how he should enjoy his youth, as long as it's not destructive. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 07/02/17 4:23:32 AM #20: |
I'd give him a wrapped box of coal and tell him Santa is watching, even on his birthday
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UnfairRepresent 07/02/17 4:25:49 AM #21: |
Dash_Harber posted...
Get him Barbies. Who the fuck cares?. So far? @MotaroRIP619 @Rika_Furude7 @TrollSlayer11 @FL81 And @Banana_Cyanide But it's early days yet --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Liberals 07/02/17 4:26:27 AM #22: |
I played with Barbies and I'm perfectly normal.
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Dash_Harber 07/02/17 4:26:30 AM #23: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Dash_Harber posted...Get him Barbies. Who the fuck cares?. They care about what gifts I get my hypothetical child? Creepy. What fucking interest do they have in my god damn son? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Banana_Cyanide 07/02/17 4:29:59 AM #24: |
Dash_Harber posted...
They care about what gifts I get my hypothetical child? Creepy. What fucking interest do they have in my god damn son? I don't and have said nothing of the sort. --- Who knew bananas could be so lethal? Proud member of The Church of The God-Emperor of Man. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dash_Harber 07/02/17 4:32:21 AM #25: |
Banana_Cyanide posted...
Dash_Harber posted...They care about what gifts I get my hypothetical child? Creepy. What fucking interest do they have in my god damn son? I know, I was playing it for laughs. I just don't get why anyone would care. I mean, like, are they going to miss some valuable lessons about how to beat up giant roman pig monsters by playing with Barbies instead of Power Rangers? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tamashii 07/02/17 4:32:35 AM #26: |
WafflehouseJK posted...
I buy him some Barbies. Kajagogo posted... Buy him the Barbies. Dash_Harber posted... Get him Barbies. Who the fuck cares? --- PSN: helicene sig sig because sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Banana_Cyanide 07/02/17 4:34:34 AM #27: |
Dash_Harber posted...
I know, I was playing it for laughs. I just don't get why anyone would care. I mean, like, are they going to miss some valuable lessons about how to beat up giant roman pig monsters by playing with Barbies instead of Power Rangers? Well with the Sisters of Battle army in 40K he'll get the best of both. --- Who knew bananas could be so lethal? Proud member of The Church of The God-Emperor of Man. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinksLiege 07/02/17 4:40:24 AM #28: |
The boy wanting barbies is no issue for me - hell, I played with dolls when I was a lad as much as I did my Power Ranger action figures.
The only reason I'd hesitate is because I'd get tired of people commenting on it. I can't decide who'd be more fucking annoying, the people praising me for letting my son express himself out of standard gender norms, or the people who think I'm encouraging degenerate behavior. But I'm probably never gonna have kids so fuck it, give my not-son all the Barbies he wants. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MakoReizei 07/02/17 4:46:06 AM #29: |
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ProfDE 07/02/17 4:54:45 AM #30: |
If it's what he wants, then that's what he gets.
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Lord_Ogrim 07/02/17 5:03:17 AM #31: |
Not only will I buy him Barbies, I'll buy him the deluxe malibu barbie playset.
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Sphyx 07/02/17 5:07:22 AM #32: |
Get the kid his damn Barbies.
Unpucker your anuses and man up, people. At the very least, buy him the Barbies and make one of them into a chainsaw-wielding Sonya Blade jedi ninja terminator lumberjack or some shit, so you can earn sympathy points when everyone sees that you're trying despite your ass-backwards masculinity issues. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Reinbach_III 07/02/17 5:09:39 AM #33: |
Move to Brighton.
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Rika_Furude 07/02/17 5:10:18 AM #34: |
Sphyx posted...
Get the kid his damn Barbies. two mutually exclusive statements --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MakoReizei 07/02/17 5:10:50 AM #35: |
tell him to stop being a little bitch and play with hot wheels like a normal boy
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Banana_Cyanide 07/02/17 5:12:09 AM #36: |
Sphyx posted...
Unpucker your anuses and man up, people. Or I can get my hypothetical future son a Sisters of Battle set and teach him to play Warhammer 40K. --- Who knew bananas could be so lethal? Proud member of The Church of The God-Emperor of Man. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Siaperaz 07/02/17 5:13:24 AM #37: |
Send him to a private school.
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Sphyx 07/02/17 5:18:07 AM #38: |
Banana_Cyanide posted...
Or I can get my hypothetical future son a Sisters of Battle set and teach him to play Warhammer 40K. Yes, that's the spirit! --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkdamental 07/02/17 5:21:05 AM #39: |
Get him the same thing I always got no matter what I asked for: a pair of socks.
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UnfairRepresent 07/02/17 5:27:48 AM #40: |
Why is everyone banging on about Sisters of Battle?
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MabusIncarnate 07/02/17 5:30:54 AM #41: |
MakoReizei posted...
tell him to stop being a little bitch and play with hot wheels like a normal boy Quality reply --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ToonLinkWithGun 07/02/17 5:36:41 AM #42: |
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ROBANN_88 07/02/17 6:49:00 AM #43: |
probably just get him some Barbies.
hell, i played with them when i was a kid. though, most of the time, they were naked. i don't know if that changes the whole concept. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Banana_Cyanide 07/02/17 7:24:21 AM #44: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Why is everyone banging on about Sisters of Battle? I'm the only one talking about them. https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/6/68/Sister_of_Battle_Anna_Steinbauer.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150804074745 Also that's why. --- Who knew bananas could be so lethal? Proud member of The Church of The God-Emperor of Man. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 07/02/17 7:25:35 AM #45: |
I get him barbies.
I mean, I played with Action Man and Thomas the Tank Engine toys, so dont see why I should be opposed to my son playing with something not "traditional" for his gender. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MJackMagee 07/02/17 7:36:10 AM #46: |
I would not buy him Barbie. I also do not buy my daughter Barbie products when she asks. They are over priced, cheaply made products that are (at best) confusing when it comes to self-image. I do not want my children getting any more disadvantages when it comes to those kinds of issues.
I also don't buy action figures for the same reasons. We dobplay a lot of boardgames as a family. Chess, checkers, Settlers of Catan, Smashup, Dutch Blitz (card game), Zombie Dice, etc. The only "kid's" board game we play is Life. I won't allow Candy Land or Shoots & Ladders and their ilk in my home. --- - TMG:11.23.2007 - MTG:11.11.2009 - LRG:03.16.2012 - ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Murayomi 07/02/17 7:39:54 AM #47: |
I'd buy him a book.
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Duncanwii 07/02/17 7:57:47 AM #48: |
MJackMagee posted...
I would not buy him Barbie. I also do not buy my daughter Barbie products when she asks. They are over priced, cheaply made products that are (at best) confusing when it comes to self-image. I do not want my children getting any more disadvantages when it comes to those kinds of issues. You sound like a fun dad. --- This is my year of Pokemon! Pokemon games I'm playing: Emerald, Pearl and Black. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/02/17 8:31:04 AM #49: |
MJackMagee posted...
I would not buy him Barbie. I also do not buy my daughter Barbie products when she asks. They are over priced, cheaply made products that are (at best) confusing when it comes to self-image. I do not want my children getting any more disadvantages when it comes to those kinds of issues. God you're sound so utterly boring --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sayoria 07/02/17 8:38:06 AM #50: |
There's a good number of shitty parents in here.
Kids play with toys. If you aren't going to buy him barbies but you would buy your daughter barbies, you don't care about your child's best interests. If anything, your child may even grow up to hate you and I hope that happens. --- i.imgur.com/OBxVnqJ.png ~ www.azaleasdolls.com/dressupgames/heroine-creator.php i.imgur.com/Pj3WBiE.jpg ~ www.dolldivine.com/sailor-moon-senshi-maker.php ... Copied to Clipboard!
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